Anatomy Of Amazing Lyrics! Autobiography
By Adam Stark
I am one of the greatest writers of al time when it comes to technical skil ! My lifetime goal is to be recognized as being up there with the greatest writers of al time. A lot of my lines you could grab and find a worthwhile quote, technical y sound metaphor, literal multiple meaning(s) or an adept take on a new philosophy to consider. Not even just the whole rhyme, in some cases just a segment can hold individual value if those words were introduced to someone without knowing it had anything in relation to lyrics! Why did I choose to dedicate my life to writing? More importantly, why dedicate many years towards perfecting my craft as a rapper? The love for the art, but not as first. I’ve always loved most old school rap and hip hop, plus some underground. I hate every mainstream rapper after the year 2000. Anyways, admiring it so much it was only natural for me to at least attempt to write some lyrics. I had so much respect for rap when I first started that I gave myself an ultimatum: to be great at it, and stick out somehow; and if I would fail to do that, QUIT! For good! If I honestly felt that I was a horrible writer, I would bow my head in shame and give up permanently, and continue being a listener. Additional y, freestyling (impromptu performing) was just as important to me. At first, al I could do was just freestyle enough to make words rhyme consistently. That didn’t mean a thing to me!
Once I gained the ability to create new punchlines, metaphors, entire stories, moments ect. out of thin air, THEN I felt comfortable enough to consider myself a freestyle artist. It was the thought that: ‘anyone can make words rhyme’ that pushed me to be better. But to be able to rhyme WHILE making a metaphor, a unique comparison or an interesting spin on a narrative IMPROMPTU made me proud of my talents. While you read through my lyrics, you’l notice that I’ve tried every rhyme pattern, style, and speed (including new ones I‘ve invented.) I’ve proven that I can write many different types of songs within each genre. I can write stories, fast raps, back to back punchlines, tongue twisters, concepts, comedy, personal, philosophies, indescribable, puns, fantasy, current events, specifical y tailored material and new ideas I’ve created as wel . Every possible type of punchline, I have used (plus some new ones I’ve invented) For example: Similes, al iterations, metaphors, entendres, literal multiple meanings, soliloquies, hyperboles, onomatopoeias, al usions, il usions, motifs, ironies, folklore, exaggerations, fal acies, comedic, philosophical, unorthodox, indescribable, personifications, interjections, dialogues, oxymorons, al egories, analogies, col oquial language, homilies, imagery, narratives, paradoxes, pedantic language, rhetoric, semantics, sarcasm, symbolism, syntax, wit, thesis’s ECT. Here’s some strong advice I would like to offer: AVOID PROPER NOUNS! Yes, I do use them once in
awhile, of course. But for the vast majority of the time, I do NOT use proper nouns (a specific person place or thing) The reason for this is because I truly want my lyrics to last forever. That means the world to me! If I create a spectacular rhyme about something extremely specific, one day that rhyme wil fade and be meaningless to the world in the future. Current event lyrics are only going to last for a certain amount of time, eventual y people wil be forced to ask: “I don’t understand the lyric, what were they referring to?” By having most of my lyrics be general, ambiguous or generic subject matter, in the future they wil stil apply and make sense without having to do research. I take a lot of chances to go on the offensive with my lyrics. I’m attacking frequently, because I view hip hop as a competition. I can prove that I can diss someone else in a more creative and skil ful way. None of my disses in any of my raps are aimed towards my listeners, just towards other rappers that I hate and haters. To me, haters are people that don’t like my raps for no feasible reason, they just hate because I don’t sound like their favorite rapper who would just rap about drugs cars and sex only like a useless dipshit. If someone doesn’t like my lyrics, they should have a reason that makes some sense. Point is, when I often say lines that sound like I’m saying “fuck you!” That’s aimed at other rappers and haters, NEVER my listeners. I also use a ton of violent imagery, which has been used in lyrics a mil ion times. I do it stil because I’m proving that even with an overused subject, I can stil create original ways to portray it. Gun lines are another thing that I’m very careful about. They are used a ton by people that clearly don’t use guns. When I make a gun bar once in awhile, I make it in a very creative way. Lastly, when I say something in a rap that sounds like: “I can do this, you can’t do what I do!” That is me aiming directly at my competition, NOT any of my listeners.
RAPS AND SONGS:
NOTE: Reading some of my lyrics verbatim, it may sound like some things don’t rhyme 100%. Listening to me actual y rap the lyrics you wil discover that they al do rhyme (as intended) the reason for this has to do with a few factors: for one, I wil use certain slang words that have gained mainstream popularity such as the word ‘ain’t’ for example. Another thing that I do frequently is use the slang pronunciation for words that end in the letters ‘ing’ and instead pronounce them as ending with the letters: in’. The apostrophe at the end of the letters: ‘in’ symbolizes that it is slang and improper usage, but al ows for me to rhyme certain things in some circumstances. When reading through my lyrics also keep in mind that you don’t actual y have to rap the words that are in parenthesis or behind a
‘/‘ symbol, those are just words or definitions that I wanted to make a note of so that al of my meanings of my lyrics are understood. This is done especial y for the more complex writing that I have created. If you would like to go any more in depth with my lyrics and al of their meanings, I have several videos that wil give you al of the possible details that you’d desire to know about. I’ve successful y broken down barriers in the English language!
Cause Of Death! 4/11/2021
Lyrics:
“Haters said Adam maybe you should retire from rapping, bitch you gotta be kiddin’!
A face mask couldn’t stop me from spittin’!
Built the first ‘Smart house’ myself, its my patent you outta see, I Own the rights to the ‘intel ectual property’
Why? I ran outta room for dead bodies, I was in need of a larger tomb, There was only a ‘smal ’ storage space. . so at the time there was ‘no longer room’
You thought I lost my concentration and started to lose it?
Know (/no) I’m focused and gaining ratings so Notice tractions (/no distractions) coming to my music!
You try to play the part of a rapper? I didn’t even audition to rap this dope!
Adam Stark is instinctively stealing your fame, so the outcome is natural (/snatch ur role)
Write clues on dead bodies of wack rappers I make extinct, Literal poisonous tattoos with hidden messages coated
(/coded) with ink,
Every line in this has multiple meanings yet have you noticed a thing?
This poison ‘ink’ in sync when sinked is inked!
I have a riddle for you, a question,
the ‘material’ in question. . is this:
if you could travel back in time, and if you successful y did, it. .
Travel back in time for the simple purpose: inventin’ (/invent tin) Basical y Adam’s suggestion (/Adam suggest’s tin)
Now let’s see if you listened, pause this quick
and say what you need to say you now invented?
Answer for this riddle: Invent Tin!
Clues to keep in mind as I said it was material, and I actual y said I suggested, to suggest it, the answer itself blended in the rhyme, suggest Tin!
On the subject of invention, since it’s inception I have proven on numerous events my adept wit is not contested,
Now here’s my next shit: it’s cal ed the cause of death!
This trash rapper kept watching me,
Now I’l explain how I stopped this beef:
What’s impolite is starin’
Once in, pul eye is tearin’
What’s left? One simple Eye to stare in,
Twisted the Eye out of his head, bloody awful mess,
Used a nut fixing tool, what’s the cause of death?
I guess I’l cal it a ‘socket’ wrench!
On to the next. .
You wack rappers work for me,
Motivation to be the one good rapper certainly,
I’l steal your measuring stick and make you choke to death on it is something I wil do, Cause of death, ME your boss and your ‘ruler’ kil ed you!
On to the next. .
Extremely morbidly fat body is making him die without his knowledge, but that’s not al of it!
While he’s stuck miles underneath me, his eyes look up to see the mountain’s edge and visual y fol ow it,
I drop a heavy Dumbbel that can’t possibly miss him. . so for the causes of death how are we cal ing it?
he the victim would look up while pointing at the dumbbel then literal y say: “Anticipation. . the
‘wait’ is kil ing me!”
(/weight) is kil ing me!
In this case ‘Wait’ (/weight) has THREE meanings LITERALLY!
On to the next. .
Repeatedly, several times while this wack rapper was on the ground he’s stomped to death. . so what’s the cause of death?
insanity, or bad learning in the end. .
because I was repeating the same ‘steps’ over and over again!
Gasoline starting erupting flames on his fingers on the tips, spread to beyond his wrist,
al the way to his shoulders now the next clue is probably common sense, but even though no gun was involved in this,
the cause of death was STILL firearms, ironical y in the end of al of this!
On to the next. .
Another terrible writer with some fame, but he wouldn’t battle due to cowardice tendencies, he scarcely climbed his way up the ladder while heavily on narcotic extremities, While up there he viewed real rappers battle! so scared of the violence he fel off while being so
‘high’
the causes of death: his fear of fights
(/fear of heights)
On to the next. .
This poor man refused to eat, and was extremely sad ever since, Cause of death? Think: Starvation, or depression? He felt ‘nothing inside’ So the causes of death was ‘emptiness’!
On to the next. .
Prison sentence with no parole, no death penalty, died in prison as wel .
The cause of death in this instance was ironical y ‘life’ itself!
On to the next. .
A guy lost his life due to a disloyal friend, it’s a unique tale, His treacherous double crossing buddy told him a bad exit on purpose after the il egal street sale, The rail next to the ocean kil ed him, after running out of the sandy trail, so what’s the Causes of death? the Beach rail! (/betrayal) Choke you to death with one hand, my arm-murder-ability,
While I’m physical y protected for a long time with good armor-durability, Other good rappers and myself don’t wanna hear you question our-murder-ability, My life story should teach you “fuck al the hate that haters do,”
My writing pen has a human quality, if what I say is true, give my pen a trait to ‘breakthrough’
(/penetrate to breakthrough)
. .See ya on the other side.”
Last Defense! 3/03/2020
This rap was written with the intention of high energy projected into each word. I perform this rap slowly and loudly, but with passion. This is another take on my opinion of how we need to stand up against the new mainstream rappers, as they continue kil ing hip hop and making it into a JOKE.
Lyrics:
"New rapper alert! Wack as fuck of course Hip hop continues to die, Diminishing while you watch or step up, Wither without you by his side!
(/with or without you by his side!)
I’l Turn the volume off of the wack frauds whom the radio would choose to feature, At the same exact time I’l fire off silencers in their mouths to ‘Mute’ the ‘speakers’
He should pay me NOT to battle him, to avoid losing to my greatness, by taking the ‘high road’ to demonstrate an elevation!
(/an ‘L’ evasion!)
If he would agree to battle me I’d embarrass him and leave him alone, But he’d decline in record time, instead I’l have to put a bul et in both eyebal s, to (/two) each his own,
I’l be a graffiti artist foreshadowing the future, ‘the writings on the wal ’ I’m the pro taggin’ this!
You’l see a toe tag on this protagonist!
Researchin’ this weak-person seemed-urgent as what I had seen-worded was that he’s popular!
Not concerned there’s no good lyrics discovered on this Earth Not to mention the omniverse!
Every rap career, I’l teach em’ that the end is near,
your afraid of the dark so when i knock your lights out my fist interferes with your inner-fears!
He’s tel ing me he wants to slice up my bladder with something sharp to disturb my essence, I’ve never experienced pain down between my legs, but just thinking about it now makes me understand Ur intentions!
(/urine tensions)
My fans told me ‘make sure he’s unarmed’ I took the threat literal y to the end, Cut them off al together. . like I wanted nothing to do with them!
more stab wounds to arm pits and you’l see the blood increases (/in creases)
Rip the vocal cords off the larynx to make him fuckin’ speechless!
So mister victim listen up I’l give you a big clue, you know some sort of hint, You can’t speak and I took you off the map, is there any more to it?
My machine that can save you is missing the plug, that’s also unfortunate, So your throat, this location and the machine have the same thing in common. . there’s no coordinate!
(/cord in it!)
(/Chord in it!)
Accept my top spot and listen when I pass my words you should cherish the code, Anyone else steppin’ in? I’l Cut off oxygen to kil the king’s replacements, no more heir to the throne!
(/Air to the throne!)
A loser sore as you affords a quick death for being a poor sportsman, Hand you a 1 inch paper saying I’m gonna kil you in 1 second. . you die with such a ‘short notice’!
Al you biters need to take heed & dont step-on-my-grind,
when you steal my lyrics yal should Recognize you wreck-a-nice rhyme, never touch my pen & pad you would waste-imagery,
I could be a starving artist in the Hunger Games & taste victory!
Don’t tel on me for the 328 victims,
just pretend this face is in-a-cent
(/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln!"
Criminal Investigation Process! 9/15/19
This is another rap for my project cal ed: 'Makin' Substance For Basic Subjects!' In this group I take very widely known subject material and rap my heart out! I rap very wel in these and use tons of impressive figurative language in the process! I make a point to say, anyone could write about a wel known topic, but I stil do it way better! This rap specifical y is about what its like to investigate a crime in the United States, what to look for. I make up examples to create some neat wordplay moments. I tried to use lesser known facts for certain parts of this rap to impress my listeners. I briefly describe the court system as wel . My personal favorite parts are when I do a multiple literal meaning line and then I actual y say that right after it to emphasize!
Lyrics:
"To begin the process of a Criminal investigation
The most essential element is pivotal, education!
Discover what you can about the victims involved,
Gather what information you can from any witness and keep notice of any initial withdrawal, What information is noteworthy?
Prioritize this case to moralize your soul searching,
Check out every member of the witness list,
If they don’t quite remember you may hire a hypnotist,
Crucial information that you’d go move your case with, maybe use a polygraph and for al you asked and research the indicators scribbled in,
Also see their backgrounds, are there any unreliable criminal recidivists?
Meanwhile the crime scene should be thoroughly examined at every side your Best bet is to dust for finger prints and exercise til your
Back, head, arms neck and thighs hurt
As you utilize tools to find the clues that best provides your ability to recognize and col ect the tiny samples to check for fibers, Amongst them, any outliers? Anything rare?
Anything that was not indigenous to the area there?
Now as for the bodies themself, the autopsy’s important to help See what the toxicology report would tel !
Ponder, could there be any accomplices, more than 2 types of DNA discovered?
could one suspect have handled the violent act, and one was helping as a newcomer?
lets say there was vomit at the scene, far from the rest of it, the DNA of it was not the violent accomplice, based on the analysis evidence, tel the attacker about his buddy being placed at the crime scene to hopeful y get a confession hence
his forensic evidence of that is the barf remnants,
get it, I said his friends sick, evidence of that is the barf remnants!
different example, lets say a death had suspicious timing which led to financial gain, as far back as a long time ago, with these ample claims,
insurance money is always suspicious, and it's beneficiary, a criminal seized the money from (/and its been a 'fishy' area criminals' seized the money from) both meanings, debt can be cumbersome!
consider an expert to perform a handwriting analysis,
this wil help you understand how the case balances
as it becomes clear on the insurance claim, who actual y did sign the name given on it, as accurate?
find out if this evidence wil help with the trial, for the big money obtained from the victim that was kil ed,
see if the signatures are legit forgeries to help decide guilt (/are legit, for juries to help decide guilt!)
another example, what if a landlord was kil ed by a firearm?
no finger prints or non-victim DNA, but the shel casings were picked up from thee entire yard, bring the possible murder weapon to a firearms expert, get an idea of what your facing, the expert compares the possible murder weapon with another make and model of a similar firearm for creating
an examination side by side, testing the speed and locations of the ammo with more than one shot, for bul et tracing
(/for bul et racing)
both meanings, the murder weapon best not be contested,
as wel as the crime scene best not be infected,
let's say the tenant was the kil er, but they never committed a nefarious crime?
no history of violence at al , but the gun was registered to be theirs you find, to establish a reason for them to kil , you find out they can't afford to live at that residence before this incident, you'd describe them as someone literal y nonviolent and compliant with paying for their home to put it the simplest,
their insufficient funds made their brain control them in a new may, as they've always been nonviolent and such,
if your asking how, in other words: a motive? rent for them became too much (/a mode different for them, became too much!)
both meanings, money and the violence together!
look at these crimes at al possible angles,
linear or not with timing of each event possibly tangled.
if justice was a class, and you were a student in the field being graded, and actual field work with real criminal takedowns was integrated, and you wanted to get your first feel for what its like, find your first perpetrator
and aim your stun gun to subdue them successful y, 3 people looking back at this, one pointing at the criminal, one pointing at the injury on the criminal, one pointing at you, best believe
they wil al say:
you got tased for justice!
(/you got taste for justice!)
(/you got Aced for justice!)
triple meaning, to serve each of it's functions!
with some cases, possibly set up sting operations,
computer experts can find deleted files the hard drive takes in, try to communicate with the suspect undercover, for an incriminating detail, A LOT of messages with them privately on the internet, so correspondence via email (/so correspond dense via email!)
both meanings, get them to speak candidly and off guard
to make your case against them look rock hard!
now here's a discourse on courts and trials
to prepare yourself for the wild
initial y, detectives with you wil state your opinion, possibly debating, based on the likelihood of evidence combined with the statements they are making, look at the case as a whole as you listen to the arrestee talk as wel , what do you get?
it's suspect col ating the story
(/it's us speculating the story!)
both meanings, as a means of obtaining the truth before me, Look over the case file,
Make sure that the inculpatory and exculpatory evidence is submitted and understood to face trial,
Don’t you dare charge a suspect with a crime until you have a compendium of evidence, Gather your experts in al fields of study to aid and make sense of it, As for the crime itself, does it make sense or no sense at al ?
Who’s truthful and who has incentive for fraud?
Was it committed methodical y or was it rushed?
During any interrogation, you outta see that lying comes,
do they touch their nose? Did they get flustered and blush?
Did they stick to a scripted story that becomes their crutch?
The interrogation is halted the moment that they ask for a lawyer, legal y it must be stopped, Legal counsel wil advise you on what to say and what not. .
Get it? What to say and ‘what not?’
You must check every suspect for defensive wounds,
Sometimes the cause of death is also the causal nexus to get the proof!
Who has a motive, no matter how smal , to commit the heinous crime?
What would they most likely plea during the arraignment time?
Even if they DID the crime, they wil tel the Judge: “not guilty” in a sense, In other words what verdict are they going for? “NOT guilty, innocence!”
They may even have people to help them, their lawyer could cal a witness, If you fail to cross examine them, they could al eviate al suspicion!
Hopeful y the right one gets convicted and they were properly charged, As long as you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there was intent at minimal to commit bodily harm?"
Echoing Entendres 3/10/2019
I decided to (mostly) avoid doing literal multiple meanings for this rap. Most other artists are incapable of creating literal multiple meanings so they just fail embarrassingly, or they wil repeat the words in another upcoming line. I made my own in this style but made sure I wrote long ones to be more impressive. What to take from this, if you had a regular conversation with me, I could potential y freestyle my dialog with you while flawlessly rhyming more likely than the next person.It is
less talented to write al of the meanings out, but also a lot less work to accomplish, so I tried to think of the craziest subject matter for these rhymes!
Lyrics:
"A blind person frequently reading brail is pokin’ words so often, My style of rap is considered ‘spoken word’ so often,
Can demon’s words coming out of your mouth. .
cause speaking while chewing Candy mince words coming out of your mouth?
I remember a bunch of car accidents according to my recol ection, I’l prove that with photos according to my wreck col ection, The parents’s boy came out of the dark and the biggest star was seen, they saw the sunshine, then when
(/son shine, then when)
The inventory coin count came to ten cents and wasn’t layered at al it was one dimensioned!
(/one dime mentioned!)
As he got older and dumber, he’d age removing brain cel s, Imagining performing a craniotomy he’d daydream moving brain cel s, Nothing grossed me out I never disgust things,
Never spoke a word with anyone else I never discussed things, The largest land animal is endangered, who’s lives are in Peril? Elephants!
To save them let’s run a protective wal on each side paral el, A fence!
Biggest bodies of water where you wil see some boats move? Some oceans!
In different directions as wel , you wil see some boats move some motions!
Worked for 60 minutes when they asked me to be their savior, it benefited me and my team so it was an hour favor!
(/it was in our favor!)
These dirt spots require another garden, they need to be Reseeded!
You al stood up, sit back down you need to be reseated!
Looking for proof of the purchase? This transaction wil need to be receipted!
If the land was no longer flooded the water would need to be receded!
Haven’t sold alcohol in decades, long time since i had a genuine draft (/beer), Haven’t wrote a real preliminary piece of writing in decades, long time since I had a genuine draft (/paper),
Lived underground with no cold wind, long time since I had a genuine draft, (/air) years since people were forced to go to war, America itself would say ‘long time since I had a genuine draft!’ (/military)
I’m a professional and I go against what any other proposed, (/pro posed,)
It’s like the mentality of an abusive Pimp. . I tend to whoop ho’s!
(/to oppose!)
if I see them Wink, one eye literal y shut,
Get it, wink? one eyelid real y shut?
Hit so hard you should’ve ‘seen’ the punch coming when we watch your eye literal y shut!
Good lawyer, it was an open case in court now it’s one I literal y shut!
Rudely writing, put down insulting critics instantly,
It’s my statutory obligation to leave my rivals with a diminished dignity!"
A Rap About Waiting In Line 11/03/2018
This is the first song of mine that everyone should examine! The lyrics are PERFECT. I went for (yet again) a universal y understood topic. It also helps that there are no bad words in here either so anyone at any age can listen. Everyone has had to wait in line, behind people or vehicles, which both are accurately represented! I rap very wel , I rhyme very wel , I clearly convey my points, and most importantly of al I wrote about better than anyone else could have! My double and triple literal meanings in this are very skil ed but more importantly are direct to the point about waiting in line! I speak about the topic in every direction, every aspect without being confusing and without losing the listeners. If it wasn't for the fact that everyone already knows about waiting in a line, you could also say this is very educational!
Lyrics:
"Even if we debate how much we hate waiting in lines it’s okay if our definitions intertwine, I promise honestly your insinuations are just fine,
People endlessly debating over time, what’s the definition of waiting in line?
A frozen hazard pattern
where no one hasn’t scattered,
How should i describe this one mile length lineup?
Down the drain with my time today my mind is made, I’m stuck And it barely gets to move inches, couple footsteps every few minutes Cramming up spaces you seem to barely fit
standing frustrated with nowhere to sit
having some faith when it moves you cherish it
The line and your temper coincide
a standstil as you stand stil in a frozen line,
you’l notice you temper starts to raise when,
the fol owing starts happening as it changes:
Massive Invigoration
tampering with your patience
Sensory deprivation
Legs wil begin to cave in
Get in tuned with a sense of anguish
watch your watch as the clock tic toc’s
You’l stop and flip-flop your thoughts that your here getting ripped off!
some people take big steps when it’s time to move with the crowd, dumb people stay stil with their shoes glued to the ground!
As you wish that the line would just sprint ahead
Your forced to listen to other conversations instead!
You memorize everyone’s shirt designs and hair colors
You begin to no longer hold in your farts to spare others’
but to cope with boredom you could Look at your phones after al , use your judgement maybe even ‘phone someone’ but it’s up to you to ‘make that cal ’
so bored you’l wanna drink to replenish from refreshments, I’d worry about needing to use the bathroom and losing your spot when you’d split!
You might see other people cut in line when using methods of stealth, consider that it could ‘cost’ you, so you’l have to decide whether to Budget (/budge it) yourself, It becomes real fun once your the line leader,
To tel you how it feels it doesn’t take a mind reader,
Being the person at the front you can turn your head as you ful y grasp. .
that you check your distance as you reminisce this. . ‘looking back’
Thinking about my run on sentences, people being so close and crammed together here, and it being so slow and total y unbearable, this line’s pacing (/spacing) is terrible! (/literal triple meaning) These Lines aren’t just deFINED as people standing single file near and far, It could also be deFINED through a drive through or traffic type-route with a bus truck your bicycle motorcycle or even your car,
Bumper to bumper, oh how someone would suffer,
Radio searching is urgent and your nerves hit the worst hit when you feel like somethings wrong, Because as you truck along
You just so happen to be unable to be adapting to the airwaves to find another song that you would wil ingly listen to,
But you go nuts just trying this is true, do take note of this wel , In your Car: your losing it, your stare clear at the rear view mirror as it becomes your best friend wow just ‘look at yourself’
Keep it in drive with you Foot hard on the floor as you move a few inches away,
If your car had emotions it would say this is a long ‘shift’ and it’s tired of working al day give it a
‘break’
You’l make it to the front of the line soon enough,
Where to go from here, the exact answer is forwards (/four words) . . ‘so keep moving up’"
You Aren't Welcome In My Dojo! 5/01/2018
I wrote this rap in a way that says: “I am real y fucking talented, and most of you can not touch my status so go fuck yourselves!” I made these lines al have multiple meanings, I made a story that is told with every rhyme having literal multiple meanings, and I invented a new game at the end of this rap. The highlight for me in this joint is me bragging about my king status with TWO rhymes that have THREE literal meanings back to back!
Lyrics:
"You Aren’t Welcome In My Dojo!
A lesson I wil teach you the essence is like a slow stroke, What happens next wil leave you al scratching heads til your skin’s torn, Alzheimer’s in prison, you don’t know what ‘your in for!’
my metaphors are the deadliest,
my enemies are envious,
like a genie's bottle poured out wishing on my downfal is an empty-wish, Get dressed for the season, and put up ornaments and lights with no hesitation!
Pul up my Christmas socks. .then I’l get to decorations!
(/decorate shins!)
Your friend got his Repo vehicle impounded, he must either have bad or no luck, He’s considering starting a traveling missile toe sel ing company on the road but you have the money so you decided: get em’ his ol’ toe truck?!
(/get a missile toe truck?!)
Buy and bring home a bunch of gifts for the December occasion on it’s way!
Truckload of gifts for every night of Hanukah. . that’s one long holiday!
(/haul a day!)
I screamed “hey 9 candles isn’t quite enough!”
He told me “what the fuck should I do?” I replied “calm down and light ten up!
(/lighten up!)
Reprehensible behavior of mine causing public outrages next, Burning my table down with my hot wax sticks made em’ vexed!
Witnesses testified about Adam’s scandals
(/candles)
but I gotta spend my money first before I face death,
So I bid for the highest rated vault in an auction. . that’s a ‘safe’ bet!
I’m lazy and can’t get out of bed, legs feel like they weigh 5 hundred!
I would get up if I owned a large mess of ice cream to fil my whole stomach, So I would be standing if only I could get up I’l love it!
(/get a pile of it!)
If I say faggot or fuck and you penalize me because my guts offend ur’s, Remember, If you flag this and say it’s real y a foul action remember those are ‘f’ words!
(/ref words!)
I wanna rap for an audience and people ask me “Why wouldn’t ya?”
I’m Not gonna show up for less than $10, i say for 1 Digit (/ditch it), just not good enough!
Offers for more than that, I’m hopeful for the future and researching those venues, I’l be
‘looking up!’
You can’t quite put your finger on it, but there’s new entertainment to stow!
You love new music and your hands have paralysis, your not looking for something too old (/to hold!)
If I Gained 100 pounds and dress in al black only., what would happen if you’d spot it?
I would hear people comment: “wow he’s real y gothic!”
(/got thick!“)
A cult is fol owing an idiot, who erases his past, Boring and not too sharp, must be someone dul leading the path!
(/deleting the path!)
I’m lost when I watch TV anymore,
It’s scorching hot and sunny now, and I’m listening to this lady saying it’s cold and windy of sorts, Meteorologist who’s untruthful, now how would i classify to people what to be listening for, I’m thinking: . . Here Fal s: . .weather reports!
(/Fal ’s weather reports!)
(/false weather reports!)
Speaking of weather, time for me to be the leader I wil proudly proclaim!
The atmosphere has to appear foggy and wet, Al ow me to explain, I wil start my leadership in our darkest hour so the sky needs to be Cloudy to rain!
(/terrain!)
(/to reign!)
Some wil try and stop me from being a flying superhero in a vil ainous way, Al I have to do is leave here and get to my costume drawer and then they’l say:
“I real y hope Adam doesn’t get to escape!”
(/his cape!”)
I’m everywhere on the internet, are you wil ing to share what Adam thinks?
My body of work is like the anatomy of a bicycle, my ‘movement’ depends on links!
Every road I go down there’s more for me to find,
Y’al don’t want me to, you wish I’d stop and see my feet decline, Too late! You want me to ‘stop’ before I see more traffic? 10 cans of spray paint couldn’t get me to read this sign!
(/redesign!)
Help another group, go on a crew’s aid (/crusade) mission sooner,
Or you’l get ‘left behind’ like a U-Turn!
I can teach you al to be great, you’l observe and watch,
Saying: “Teach me while I make money, boy I’l learn a lot!”
(/I’l earn a lot!”)
First of al , recol ect one’s past,
No enhancements or time machines for unveiling my job,
Looked at my own toddler photo albums personal y. .The naked eye saw.
(/then a kid I saw.)
I’m right handed, if it could talk it would insult my left hand and proclaim its status that it covets, Talk to the left hand and say: “between us, I’M the toughest!”
(/tough fist!”)
Do you wish to know why they cal Doctor Stark?! My brain chemistry wields. .
the greatest punchlines related to the medical field:
I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,
I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings, Look up to inventors before us, the greatest mind’s revered, Ignaz Gruber and E. Seigle were doctors, and they invented the Otoscope to keep eye on ears!
(/too, key pioneers!)
(/two key pioneers!)
I’ve conducted an experiment for my medical exam during
Which I wil watch a team of 2 people working,
An idiot and a genius together, I’m mostly concerned with how each other comes to terms with their individual studying methods for learning,
The smarter group member creates a song from the material and recites it while the other is absurdly highlighting scribbling angrily and cursing,
The exam has multiple portions with different topics for ensuring their grade earnings determined,
Basical y you would see: One Part neurological (/one partner il ogical), and one part nursing (/one partner sing)!
I too am a man of many talents al ow me to demonstrate,
I’m expecting company for whom I’m cooking but in a twist of fate, I lost track of time, and accidental y broke al of my platters, but I didn’t give up faith!
I’m a broken dish repairer, and a cook, I won’t be ready on time but I can stil Fix a plate!
(/Broken Platter) (/cook)
(/fix up late!)
Next lesson in essence is best depicted in tel ing a story, Listen to this anecdote using double and triple entendres for earning better scoring: since my dol ars aren’t on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment, took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,
she said to cal the cops so i made the bank tel -her (/bank tel er) to ‘withdraw’ the ‘statement’. .
To make my getaway I stole my enemy’s shitty car as wel as it’s remnants, He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this, I Converted it’s moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!
(/of vengeance!)
I started planting my alibi for the cops,
Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time tel ing device I’d bought,
My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o’clock!
(/for: a clock!)
I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first, Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands, This ink eluded investigators!
(/this sink eluded investigators!)
(/this included investigators!)
The next thing was an awkward drug test,
Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,
He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I fil ed my pee cup!
checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!
I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if al the sudden I speak up?!
(/eyes peek up!?)
Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could’ve kil ed me, Al I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history, Surgical operation that ruined my brain’s functioning ability, The Male Judge asked: “Do we have a verdict?” And they answered him quickly:
“Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!”
. . and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument, Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to al of it!
The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I’m a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,
Since there’s no ‘outlet’ for me, what were they going to charge me with?!
The End!
Now it’s time I show you my new invention!
It’s the coolest method it’s where I give YOU the ending sentence, and we review how many interpretations could be connected!
Here we go, first example:
“An egg rol s down the hil . .”
Am I saying I Lost part of my Asian lunch selection?. .
Or is this a physics lesson on a chicken’s nest once an egg is intercepted by the wind’s progression? or both?
Second Example:
“The Banquet’s on me (/bank quits on me)”
Am I saying I’m responsible for cooking al the food for an event? Or am I saying that my bank just had enough and has given up? or both?
Third Example:
“I wanna ‘stay at home mom’”
Am I tel ing my mother that I object to leaving my residence? Or am I claiming that I wish my mother would leave al of her paying jobs and then quit? or both Fourth example:
“Guess that makes me sel fish
(/selfish)”
Am I sarcastical y answering a question by saying that I think only about my self for personal gain?
Or am I categorizing my job description for working at an amphibian pet shop place? or both Fifth example:
“Sir, 10 to 1 it’s going to be busy. . .”
am I tel ing this guy odds?
Or giving him a time slot? Or both
In conclusion you Aren’t Welcome In My Dojo!"
God Is Not Proud! 10/28/2017
I was inspired to write this rap because I’ve been exhausted trying to tel everyone my political views. Fuck al politics! Plain and simple, I hate al politicians, they do NOT help anyone but themselves and they put other countries interests before themselves. I am not a left wing or a right wing, I honestly hate them both equal y. I hate when people ask me who I want to support on some election, I don’t support either candidate, fuck both of them. For then record, I support al of our amendments and bil of rights and I do believe they shouldn’t be infringed on, ever. My favorite politicians are JFK, Abe Lincoln, Senator Richard Black, Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, and Senator Nancy Schaefer. These are people that I can actual y tel have good intentions by their actions, no matter what their
motivations were. I prefer the original traditional standard of this country to be a Christian Country.
Why? Because even if you don’t believe in God, there is no better alternative for a set of morals that a country should be based on. This song was also written to explain some things that I’ve done research on to bring to light things that many people don’t know about. I know why our sex offenders get off easy and I explain it, thank you Dr. Judith Reisman for your hard work and dedication by the way. I also explain in this song how horrible role models are now and how good role models are disappearing, basical y people are so stupid and unhealthy that they are sexual y confused. . which I wouldn’t give a shit about except KIDS look up to these horrible examples of human beings who don’t work hard and who ask for handouts only. I put it al out there in a concise manor.
Lyrics:
"Chorus: God Is Not Proud!
Most Justice is silenced and nonsense, the laws-are-not-sound, With Emotions over logic, you only get closure-when-ya-blink, Asking questions is discouraged, authorities told-you-what-to-think, Budgets get disfunctioned, Helpful ideas got shot down,
Pray for a prayer, Cuz God Is Not Proud!
Now a days’ there’s no words of encouragement,
Except for find a handout in earnest of services,
But not to veterans who should flourish from nourishment,
Hard for al ages there’s even turbulence for the kids,
Politicians fight for their strife in persistent tournaments, I just wish when they’d strike our nerves it would Circumvent!
No Hyperbolic words in this,
I actual y do research unlike these presstitute modern day nazi Germany journalists!
I’m Not Ashamed of this country, I’m ashamed of its’ company of leaders blundering regions, Most people change their life day to day, can’t decide Who they are at heart?
Finding out can make one even farther scarred,
Difficult, as Hard as Shopping carts without starch and carbs, Who’s the Perpetrator for ur-behavior?
Detox yourself please start becoming conscious,
The bal is in your court. . until someone drops it like a deposit! So don’t let that someone be you, only go down if there is a bomb threat and you’ve made it underground next Imagine how much of an entire place an explosion can Annihilate in one mile length?
Chorus
Once we were taught to be brave, now we’re taught to behave, Once we were taught to stand on our own 2 feet, for traveling a long distance with, Now it’s learn helplessness and cognitive dissonance,
Every time something bad happens, our leaders opt to take away our rights and privacy more!
As my voice works at this moment, they’re silencing yours!
Let’s talk about Alfred Kinsey,
The worst person in America’s history!
Some consider another Hitler,
Yet not one bad word about him in our media, not even-once! After empirical extensive evidence of pedophilia, the news made up good things about him with their lying mouths or they’d keep it shut!
His close friend Al ister Crowley was also set up his way, His laws and codes stil negatively affect us today,
Wanna know why people we elect get on my temper?
No politician actual y makes our lives better!
Just think about it, don’t even debate on this crime with me, God wouldn’t be happy with any of them taking away our privacy, Why are sex Crimes given the weakest punishment?
Lighter than an onion’s tint,
victims left crying like an onion split,
No politician or reporter strongly chal enges this issue?
I’m starving for answers, they don’t have it on the menu, They’re just as bad as the rapists,
Shameless, the answer to this question is ancient,
Open up the Bible and turn the pages to Luke 17:2,
God let you know what he thinks of sex Crimes, so question him again you never need too, We are cheated,
Ran by real hard heathens,
Greed starved demons,
I’m not perfect but I do my part to help out,
For my neighbor I’d give the skin off my back and my savings out my stash strip off my hat and even empty my shelf out,
I’d cook you good food, get you drinks too, loan you a phone too, buy you nice shoes, anything to help I look at people as equal,
I’ve committed smal sins I’m tel ing the lord I’m sorry for my-deceit, my sins were words while those high powered use actions to ruin society!
What do funerals cost money? Not everything under the sun should be-a-business, Just became a widow and now in debt because of them. . assume fetal-positions, People-should-witness egregious-amendments now that are so horrifying they take away more-freedoms,
Good citizens guns and private property? Surely-shunned!
The more immoral the more popular amounts the masses,
We pay in big time and nothing gets back from the abundance of taxes, Cultural Marxism is now about as practiced as much as guitar-rhythms, How is one’s race orientation and politics enough to solve-the-myth of every individuals involvement-in the true character beyond-their-grin as if you know what their life’s like written on-a-script!
Don’t judge books by their covers, you never read one page or five from it, That’s like judging a bed by its covers before you’ve laid inside of it,
So much division in place now,
Religion and race now define the ways how we Grade towns,
Stereotypes and profiling is encouraged,
You authorities wonder why we get nervous?
Underneath every lying satanist politicians’ desk is an alcoholic’s thermos, But their livers don’t get wrecked, our incomes do!
They strip-us-to the point of insufficient-loot!
So backwards that they got this system seem to look distant from my good senses that I could kiss-the-roof!
(Chorus)
Horrible role-models,
al of them stink from the ground up like broken pot-holes, in regards to more than both-nostrils, Degenerate delusional hyper-sexual and untalented people now are whom kids wanna-be-like, It’s legal to commit sodomy-Crimes!
These people kids look up to now don’t even get fired for drinking and driving or beating people up behind the scenes,
Fake apology and stil make mil ions because views and ratings to corporations are ‘finders keepers’
Morals and responsibility go away while parents watching grind-their-teeth, the truth hurts so you don’t want to hear my-words-either!
Hard work isn’t looked up to anymore,
Little kids are getting phones instead of getting-chores,
6-corporations run this-force-of-the-nation,
It’s-unfortunate-basis is:-‘distort-normalization’
As in they’re trying to deny you the right to find proof,
They want us to forget what history has taught us,
Al amendments changing from guns to ‘posse comitatus’,
A fight to permanently pervertedly change nature and the family nucleus, Al I see promoted is be selfish and androgynous, plus it helps your profits when you damage your uterus,
Money is neither here nor there with our Fiat-currency,
Facts whether or not it’s beyond-your-belief,
The federal reserve is the most flawed-structure,
Ruining the lives of us who work for it and should yearn to score God’s-comfort, Gender neutral parenting and gender transformation for kids is child-abuse, Judges don’t punish sex offenders enough, I’m-so-confused?
I thought this was a Christian nation, it says so on our money and our-pledge, Pedophiles released back into neighborhoods, seems like Indignation coming down on our-heads,
No company regulates the hazards in our food-and-drinks,
Here’s some food for thought, you-would-think that being there’s 100 chemicals in our bodies now that our grandparents never had would stop the use-of-things like GMO’s corn syrup and atrazine which each-catch-hold making habits-seem to change drastical y, like our brain activity and hormonal balancing, but corporations need to make money no matter what, tragedy!
Every president I’ve had committed war crimes and hasn’t seen a day-in-prison, Whistleblowers do get locked up though and at a great-percentage, We aren’t al owed to fight tyranny, only to play-the-victim, Just think about everything I’ve said and ask yourself one thing: did our forefathers make the same-commitments?
Chorus"
Confessing My List Of Crimes! 8/05/2017
This song was a funny idea for a story I had that turned into a goldmine! I have an entire story that has a crazy twist ending and that should’ve been good enough. . However, being as talented as I am, I made every single rhyme in the actual story part of the rap to have multiple literal meanings.
One of my inventions, and it helps that my lyrics are funny too!
Lyrics:
"(Cough) This is my list of crimes confession,
Breaking laws endlessly is my obsession,
These are in no particular order,
And aren't placed into a sorter,
I was caught in narcotic sales,
I was stopped in my trail,
What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,
Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,
I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rol ed up, I was arrested for both crimes committed, I il egal y Sold rugs (/drugs) Before I knew it they charged me with the next one quick,
Fraudulence on my driver's license on my address of it,
I said I was from Queens, even thought I've only been to New York City one time, I explained I put Queens because I'm from a royal bloodline, Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,
Counterfeit bil s in excess of 100 grand!
There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't, The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff, The man said that my type couldn't fit it. . he said the harshest stuff, That I couldn't pul it off because I wasn't smart enough!
I was standin at a suspect Line-up,
He thought I was honest,
That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an il egal profit, Her witness came in and total y croaked,
Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,
The girl detective then just total y gloats,
Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so! (/fake currency I told you so)
Then after that it was something rather wack to me,
I was dared to walk on private property actual y,
A dare that I had no interest passing,
What crime was this classified as: in trespassing!
Another crime was a different scamming action,
I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion, I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!
Never been out of the U.S.,
So I thought of a new quest,
I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,
I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid al expense,
I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!
Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,
"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants? (/2 continents)"
there was my teaching job demise,
Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies, My foot itched bad as it had become dry,
I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside, I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock, When I get too political sometimes (/get to pul it tickles sometimes), Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,
On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up, She said to leave immediately or she'l be cal ing the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,
If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run, she cal ed so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough (/off her's fast enough)
My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,
I had the wil to go on a kil ing spree,
My weapon and I lasted al season with no wear and tear consistently, I guess we both have Summer durability (/some murder ability)
*paper sound effect
Thank you for this note you gave me to read to do your therapy a favor,
*record skip sound effect
I'm sorry inmate what did you just say sir?
You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,
I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!
I asked you to write me about your confessions,
And as I had it, I just read it,
And to you. . excuse me you there, listening to me,
I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'l be exhibiting your grief, it's very important in order to make it through,
Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too (/participation too)
Surprise ending: It wasn't MY LIST of crimes at al , it was someone else's. And YOU the listener are a criminal mental patient as wel because this is 'group therapy'"
Rap Is An Art Of Fact! 7/09/2017
This rap was an extremely rare occurrence, I was in a strange mood one night at work, and I decided to spend every break writing the lyrics for this rap. I already had the idea to cal this “Rap is an art of fact” for a long time. I had the idea for the first 3 lines that rhyme with that for awhile as wel .
The remaining lyrics I was just so strongly compel ed that night to write a bunch of lines that I thought would meet my minimum criteria. The highlight for me is the compound syl able rhyming portions of this rap, and the “makin’ vertebrae’s slit / may convert a bracelet” line!
"Rap is an art of fact, and the mic also proves rap is an artifact Me and the other strugglers in the game also prove that rap is our-tough-act, Don't believe in me wel I could've cal ed it quits a long time ago, in a place far far away, Hel , don't wanna go back even if the idea to 'catch heat' becomes a throw-back!
They say my anger proves I got demons,
But I reject Satan so why should I believe-in myself as a decent human bein? Too egregious I wouldn't even sel my soul to the devil, for any futile reason for only a fool would lease it!
People want me to mumble rap about sex thugs clubs and drugs, First second I rap its better then what they ever heard but in my era I was something once, They want nonsense? Then one punch fucks it up!
Nonsense I'l go offset like I'm behind the scenes, rhyme a theme decisively of a conniving fiend silencing a violent scream inside a dream I was seen in of vile secrets Cuz I'm caught sleepin' and you saw the final sequence of my own decent to fight old demons for untimely regrets wildly said just to put it mildly, childishly he's dead
I kept a tal y of accounts score for score,
I got good rhymes forever I wil never sel out, there's always more in store!
I once felt like I was a king (/aching),
now I'm al worn out, oh that's the same thing!
Ive worked hard forever, at the bottom, but even being cramped never got me concerned, So if my organs don't fail and I keep writing I'l always be able to show my bodies of work!
I could look at anything and view it in a gruesome form,
Horse with a sharp bone in front, people say one thing I say it looks like a Unique-horn, (/not unicorn)
While Im shooting towards my corporate media critics to get attention, I'd think Press release, but no one listens to Adam Stark cuz I'm not on tv so no one wil get to see, Long as the volume is loud and your mind control is set to listen,
A 'Speaker' from that wil tel a vision!
Remarkable with subtle remarks on the street. . outstandin'
People think I won't cross the line, that's 'outlandish',
Al I do is work but I'l tel you something positive to spare my listeners, Work work work but the errands (air runs) great like a good air conditioner, Bunch of mini me's and plagiarists that you can't deny deceived us, There more popular then me the original, but they shine light on my pupils, that's a bright eye (/idea),
Bitch you wish you were wel rounded and real in a bigger dimension but instead your fake and we al see through,
Your a Flat artificial character like looking at a Star Wars drawing on paper, you are 2D too (/R2D2),
Curse my name again, dare you, I'l hurt you worse than a paper cut from a greater pay stub before cashing in from making bucks,
How badly wil I fuck your face up? Equal to or greater than: becoming grazed up, a rough embrace from a grenade thud crush your frame such to custom made-fudge crumblin' 8 cups to the point it looks like an inverted funnel cake does!
Brave dissing me for my bigger shirt size, that's something that I'm accustomed too, But the one good thing about being fat is I know for a fact I have more guts than you!
I might Stab you al in the backs and where the pieces I cut off i could make an arrangement, What's Adam thinking? - Makin' Vertebrae's slit! (/may convert a bracelet) Get it? Makin' vertebreas slit, may convert a bracelet, where it on my arm as a souvenir, for those whose in fear of my newest gear,
Something simple isn't always the case, hence (/hens) chicken eggs, three types of farm land things,
I'm eating whole grain bread what do you think? that's sweet (/wheat), I can always learn something new, any techniques I wil learn to acquire and get it, A drug smuggler's teacher could train me how to keep the most dangerous stuff out of sight. .
they'd say I got the method (/meth-hid)
I could do anything in this life, I chose to write and perform
And nothing wil cloud my judgement from that on any night of the storm."
I Don't Write With Rules! 1/28/2017
This rap I wrote with one simple idea: if my brainpower was placed into a robot, and it’s operating power was functioning at it’s maximum output, what would happen? Thinking like a robot, they would only write the most difficult type of lines which are multiple literal meanings. So I wrote every single rhyme as a multiple literal meaning(s) including a few triple multiple literal meanings; a new quintuple literal meaning; and a LEGENDARY septuple literal meaning rhyme! The first one in the history of the English language! The only thing I do not like about the line is that I did rely on using proper nouns (specific things that won’t be relevant in the future without doing research just to understand how I had 7 meanings)
Lyrics:
"Adam Stark's weakness today = he wil only speak in multiple meanings. . my 'fault!'
I'm into voodoo causing this pussy pain, she's going to wanna take my-dol ? (/Midol) Don't wine and cry after that big fal you took, I'm just saying nobody saw you wipeout (/why pout?)
I'm a nasty writer you'd compare my mind to a Pervert's,
Cal this writing: "perverse" (/perv-verse),
I'm offensive and I'm not tired so I Wont stop here I'm taking it farther, you can ruin houses to fix em' while ruining good spouses for al involved being a Home wrecker looking for a Maintenance partner!, (/mate and it's partner) shoot someone in the head to see if can open but he died for false beliefs, isn't it bizarre?
He wasn't Dominican at al but he was in his own head, so you shot him in the Dominican-part, (/Dome-and-it-can-part)
I wouldn't but it's good writing for a bad verse,
Your immune to pain but you think it's worth the risk, 'can't hurt!'
You want to improve yourselves, what. . better?
You and your partner have lots of talents so count them up as a team and measure-skil s-together! (/Mesh your skil s together)
What's to lose if you get punched you could get a fat lip, And if you whine about it I'd say hey "get tough fat lip!"
Suffer from multiple annoying cuts in need of bandages,
And scratch yourself from al of the damn-itches! (/damages) Be lucky your not me though or more so. .
the fact that I can only eat spirits so I'm always looking for more-souls! (/Morsels) My friend my age always stays way high over the shore by these pil ars I'm at and he's a stabber, So for your safety listen to my answer while you look in my specific direction and location, the problem: . .a Peer's hazard
(/appears hazard)
(/up here's hazard)
(/a Pier's hazard)
(/a pierce hazard)
Perfect Unity like 2 tittys,
Naked eye in a new dimension senses Nudity,
Puff Daddy should remix himself and make a new Diddy,
I stink while being a free horn instrument teacher, it's a tutor thing, (/tooter thing) Never fail in fact I've only dropped the bal twice in my life. . puberty!
Awhile ago you'd view Adam as an unemployed lazy peasant who would never blow your mind as Earthlings,
I'm the ruler of the commercial business now so imagine if you saw that Adam, working (/Adam were king)
(/that ad i'm working!)
Your constipated and no longer making any raps to present that are bad, you don't have 'shit'
coming out to be honest,
If you want to discuss choices for who's the greatest rapper, I know who's face is the highest up so I can shed some light on the topic! (/top-pick)
Which is me and I can prove it now cause see I sight (/eyesight) things as painless, Being that Adam's completely colorblind you al look at me as someone who can only register for the Greatest! (/Gray-test)
there's young Carnivorous mammals knocking cattle over and the young Boy Scouts wanna stop them from winning,
So you can reward the kids for their service or help hurting the cattle, engage in the Cub's cow tipping
(/Cub Scout tipping!)
I saw your looking for a hot girl to advise your money and work your keyboard, is that right?
Here's one woman for those reasons: Financial type!
(/fine-and-she'l type)
I was stupid trying to get people to vote for Adam,My Horrible political campaign I just mentioned out of nowhere: that was ran dumb
(/random!)
I pee 34 ounces every time while trying hard for a dictatorship, it's a 1 liter per-piss (/1 leader Purpose!)
silent cat with no oyster necklace, purr-less (/pearl-less) You Saw a woman who needed a change, gave her advice and more in hopes that she'd use-it, You saw her on one side, one angle, ugly legs with obtuse curves, your a smart surgeon and a physical trainer advisor with a chance to prove it,
Plus She has a bad buildup of ear wax, you solved al of those problems with good measure when she was given Acute tip
(/a q tip)
(/a cute hip!)
Strange weird town, you run it and you hate mobile phones and had a motive to get rid of it, you also wanted the music bands to play only one type of sound maker I despise but those are my feelings you don't give a shit,
Some nerve you have. . You got the (/audacity) odd ass city to get on board and vote: "Exile a phone instrument" (/xylophone instrument)
I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface, So for now I'l say thank you for the Purchase (/perch's),
I'm here with everyone else lost at sea, no parents with this group of poor-kids,
And I'm not sure if they can't swim or can't breathe in the water so I wil ask al of them: "do you need gil s or fins?" (/Orphans)
Your meticulously counting everything trying to lose weight without weight watchers, You commit arson on automobiles as your workout so every time you do you say: "Another car burnt" (/carb burnt)
Time for a surprise secret road trip to big casinos, you prefer me to tel you where though, and admit I'm bad at being specific? You win. . I say Vague is (/Vegas) definitely the way to go!
Imagine the worst job ever, porn, with everything making you feel hard -on yourself, and during your review you don't know what to say,
Your boss is a director and a fickle critic and he tel s you: "You did 'fucking' great, you 'suck'
today. ."
Never met your mother until now and i forgot her name this is dandy, she looks like an hourglass 'figure her name is 'sandy' ?
What are you up to with your cab company you run, greedy evil agenda your gas is hurting people perusing,
So extra fuel money levied for the cars purposely offensively coming down hard on people on what A-Taxis using
(/a tax-he's using)
(/attacks-he's using!)
After I shower I realized what my life was meant for something better, I'm tired of always being on the prowl,
drying off and I'm quitting my job on laundry day. . time to throw in the towel!
I laugh at those who never even try,
even though I try to avoid using pronouns I wil leave you al with this seven implied meanings line:
I have your col ection of rye bread, your rice, your letter 'i' writing practice sheets, your ice, your Ryse video game disc, your Rise 2014 DVD, and your paying attention to me during this matter,I'm throwing al of these things and your looking around in al directions,I made your i's scatter (/made your ice scatter)
(/made your rice scatter)
(/made your rye's scatter)
(/made your Ryse scatter)
(/made your eyes scatter)"
Kiss Of Death! 1/27/2017
This was a fun chal enge! A very good friend of mine made a beat and said to write a rap as long as the beat. I added another chal enge of making this rap be one subject equivalent to the title of the rap that I came up with!
Lyrics:
"I'm gonna get writers block. . when I'm dead no other explanation, Authorities leaked my scandal, now its a fed-drool (federal) investigation!
The gap between us speaks for itself like a missing tooth, My plan is mooch (/smooch) off of my kissing booth,
leaders are dumb as drunks on 50 proof what-more-to-say?
Crooked. . figures. . can't even 'make out' on your own, orchestrate! (/or-kiss-straight) I have the kiss Of Death it's a tempting-curse,
You'l hum a different tune like lipsyncher's,
I kissed myself to see the damage that can be done al -alone, Remember the 'kisses sickness'? (/kiss is sickness) oh that's why they say I have a monotone!
(mono, tone)
Proof that I made myself sick"
Don't Even Think About It! 11/03/2016
I wrote this rap to be released on my birthday that year! I wanted to hype people up that I had a surprise present for people to give everyone on MY birthday. It worked to an extent. I was also inspired to do a lot of rapping with speed and compound syl ables while taking a break from complex metaphors for once.
Lyrics:
"Don't even think about it, fuckin with me wil get you injured for sure,
Malicious intentions is what I'm holding in store, I'm impolite when I fight, and don't play fair when it's a fight I'm rooted to lose comparing its members within the board,
If I had to fight with my own friend it wouldn't be a 'civil' war!
General y (/General Lee) speaking
Politicians are al slimy gritty dirty people that we have no choice but to fol ow, You stay positive preaching you can give these dirty people the stuff to cleanse al folks, Your products won't get them clean, no matter how much you promise your sel ing False hope!
(/False soap!)
This is a bar fest (/barf fest) so don't vomit just pay and throw up some green, I oppose your directions, better not Look at me sideways. . Bitch if you say im going 'down'
that's 'up' to me!
Duke it out, punch you so hard it has an echo, put you in a hole in the grassy meadow, I'l tel you where you'l end up if you can't Grasp-it. . grass-pit!
I could turn anything bad into a positive, pitch'n some Advice while proving I wil win every fight, So you say I'm bad at sports, get some bal s to come at me me and my bat'l strike!
See i am bad at sports, but I'm also a bad sport,
I would say I don't like you as much as I could throw you but you would need a passport for that sport!
Who wants to jump out of the gate first?
I'l take a sharp turn with a dul knife as I have an insurmountable insane thirst to draw blood like a shotgun to your neck like a beer can drinking game til your pigment changes and the wounds bigger then a broken piggy bank is and I mix powder to make it a citrus tasting drink creation simulation!
You no longer have absence of abysses,
A lot you wack pieces of shit ruined hip hop I don't give a fuck if I am rude, I'l pay the consequences for tel ing the truth- just put that on Adam's tab. .wound (/stab wound) 99% of rappers past the year 2000 I can't wait til your in a hole (/urine a hole) like I'm explaining what an urethra is,
Sex Ed rule number 1 don't be a dick or be convinced you can write rhymes that are even preconceived as a legitimate assembled sentiment like the way I got in the rap game successful y the way I mettled with it, settle businesses or be outdated before I get old with it with different speeds and pivots bitches we even pedal different!
Outside of hip hop I've been beat up before,
Eaten up for sure,
But as a true champ I am I worked hard and bounced back to even up the score, Yes, Adam took some fal s, then Adam grows some bal s, or Gruesome (/grew some) bal s? gross (/grows) either way!
But you say that I'm bad? I already know my pen is evil but here's what's next, I'm in progress of trying to make it good and study telekinesis so for now I can't make my pen Righteous yet (/write just yet)!
I think it's safe to say that when you created these rhymes your brain should've conveyed to us a vacancy sign because the horrible word choices you make don't take any pride and they sure as fuck won't hold any weight against mine!
Time to enforce my whit til your at your whit's end with force from its stem, Abhorrent important imported shortages of morticians for the whirlwind of course it is when misfortune hits the message from my most northern orifice is what to take note of from my discourse is this, don't try and ride the tide aboard my ship, hang like an ornament from going up the ladder like a tournament!"
My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me! 8/24/2016
I wrote this in 10 minutes! I was going through a horrible time in my life and I just decided to freehand write and after 10 minutes I got sick of it and quit writing.
Lyrics:
"My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me,
Everyone i invested trust to split on me,
My wal et was spent keeping up with ex lovers and friends' bummers, My wal et wasn't as much for me as it was for others'
My wal et used to be lighter than a fighter pilot's eyelids in sky-winds, Now my wal et is so heavy it could sink in the ocean as soon as it dives in!
100 friends to 0.1 %
They left me, didn't check for me, disrespected me,
When i needed help they took more evasive-actions than Jason-Statham's crazy-backflips, This shit makes it hard to sleep period. . like being on a red stained mattress!
I always listened, I took more directions than a 910 page atlas!
And why oh why is it that the people I hate that truly belong in prison, don't ever get to do the longest sentence,
No amount of politicians can prove a flawless system!
I'm firing on my tracks, like this is an Ode to tanks,
Take your breath away, now you need O2 tanks!
People prayin' on my downfal can now have as much asthma,
I wish haters would just keep their mouths shut as much as monks!
I thought life was figured out,
But it isn't nothing but dirt from a ditch I'm diggin' out!
Shame on me thinking day one friends would make themselves seen in the crowd, It's obviously turned in to a riot now,
I highly doubt I'l end up seeing what happens to me in my life a few miles down, My ass never got kicked softly. . My mind is playing tricks on me."
Rest In Peace Philando Castile (End Police Brutality) 7/09/2016
Being from Minnesota I can tel you that a lot of people were upset and affected by this father/husband that was shot on live camera footage multiple times with a child in the backseat of the car. . to have that many bul ets fired and to actual y have that officer win in the court of law against al charges was a disgrace. I reacted with lyrics, using my creative talent to make specifical y tailored material to something but skil ful y talented to the point that my lyrics are better said than anyone else venting about the tragic situation. In other words, I put my talents to use for something that had meaning to people outside of just hip hop and competition.
Lyrics:
"Rest in Peace. .
Police rol ed up, they were sweating bul ets
Their window rol ed down, they were catching bul ets!
While a child was in the back, it was on the front of his mind, This poor woman recorded this chunk of the time,
That her bravery captured and uncovered the crime!
False incrimination to lacrimation is what's to come non stop, crying a lot from dying from cops,
this song is thoroughly important, you saw her face there ain't no 'dry-spots'
I hate the way some people look at each other, when we're gone we're going to the same place to rest,
People are scared to death of race, when I'm only scared of the race to death!
The law restricts our guns but not the law's,
The librards have got this wrong,
And martial law has got us al on high alert I'd be surprised if people are not alarmed!
We got to try peace. .What's peace? A 'broken' theory dammit!
(Peace-is) Piece-is. . the definition of something shattered, get it 'pieces' are shattered?
Politicians should pay for these funerals,
But they're too busy getting down with a group of ho's!
My favorite rapper is 2Pac, he would be al over this and relate, Victims of police brutality don't get a 'break',
Pac was shot with multiple bul ets,
went in a wheelchair after he had to 'take 5' . .translation: he wouldn't have 'stood' for this!
Don't hold your 'brakes'"
I Fight For My Respect! 6/01/2016
This was one of the hardest times in my life BY FAR. Just had to experience 2 funerals in a row, 1 grandfather and 1 great grandfather. . I got very personal in the beginning of this rap. I spoke the lyrics of this rap with raw emotions and I am very proud of myself for that. I also talked about how much I hate television and the news, which may seem irrelevant but there was a purpose to it. It is truly not there to help anyone, only distract. Don’t get me wrong, distractions can be good in moderation.
Anyways the point is, I was in a very depressing time that needed venting and I took advantage of my own angst and despair. The highlight of this rap for me is mentioning the personal stuff (which I rarely
ever do in any lyrics I write) and at the end I did something special that I believe a lot of people can relate with. I wrote an al out attack to a bunch of anonymous internet haters/trol s/shil s. I just lined them up one by one and dissed them in different ways skil ful y and for different reasons. Anyone who uses the internet with content for the public can understand how scary the internet can be. Profiles on the internet aren’t as they appear and wil threaten you and do anything to harm you or steal information from you. So those mil ions of people that know what I mean can hear these lyrics and recite them loud and clear because I too hate the pieces of shit that go on the internet with no good purpose.
Lyrics:
"In the end When I look at myself I see Santa clause in the mirror, I'm gifted and do the most deliveries when you listen with your ears, but as time went on I saw lots of friends disappear,
just like Christmas cheers,
When it's New Years!
Even if I was Santa and I come through the chimney,
I beat al competition, I won't be the guy to get smoked up in this building!
Check out what I'm going through since few people are actual y asking me what's happening, First my Grandpa died,
and that ain't even half the rhyme,
a few months later my other Grandpa died,
I didn't even have the time to analyze,
and where were a lot of my so cal ed friends at at the time?
Everybody and their mother has my line,
Not many cal up or message me asking why,
How to push away the pain trapped inside of this strange path of mine, 2 different sides of my family dealing with tragedy,
This is for you two fel as,
I never showed you my artistic side, only the sides that I thought you two would relish, I didn't get to be there either time it's like I put my foot down and got shoe'd to the cel ar,
I miss you both at least our relationships weren't ruined forever!
You guys were great and so real to me honestly,
Even with the plastic hips, there was not a fake bone in your bodies!
Rest in peace Irvin and Francis,
You both taught me a whole lot of things I hope I don't suppress your lessons so they can work to my advantage,
But there's people that pretend they see that I'm hurt & I'm saddened, I stil rap for my true fans because unlike me they are deserving these chances, I fuckin feel like I fel off a motorbike over enormous heights, I get into so many fights with people I like because I don't know how to cope & grow in life!
I appreciate my blessings and try to conduct myself the right way, I do my best to help my folks out but it doesn't always go down wel like Maalox & lidocaine, In real life I want honor respect loyalty to be my strength in al of this, I know where my DNA comes from, but I could never be half the man that my father is!
Lots of love lost because I've got so much hostility with no possible possibility of declining, There are people who only try to tear me down without doing the right-thing, Which is consulting with me when I'm not insulting you unless you start it first, A mans only as good as his word wel if you heard and observe the accolades what Adam Stark has earned,
My word must be worth at least close to the highest score on this shit, Like I said in hip hop I have achieved so many mother fuckin' accomplishments!
I've broken barriers in the English language with my arrangements this is what people are knowing me for,
I official y wrote the first sentence with 5 literal implied meanings in its final form, I've performed some of the world's fastest rapping when I grabbed a stopwatch & pressed record,
I've freestyled so many times on camera with endurance and talent to the core!
Tried every single style and rhyme pattern never backed down from sharpening my sword, I was also the first to rhyme ful length sentences with every single syl able and so much more, Now I'm rubbing your fuckin' faces in it like I stole your photo I.D. badge and tried to open the door!
I truly think some people hate me because I'm an alpha male figure, The corporate mainstream media hates people like that naw they want a beta male sinner, A feminine male with no job no responsibilities in his life, They brag about heinous unequal treating feminist women type, not the real women who work hard and do everything right,
They don't like a man like me who works so hard and might look ugly but trust me I'm happily earning these scars,
According to them it's not cool unless your a selfie takin' mental patient who hates kids and has a runny nose and goes to the E.R.,
The corporate media loves the weak people not the blue col ar mafia as strange as it seems, Why shouldn't we trust them wel let's see what's on the top of that listing, They celebrated Alfred Kinsey on the fucking cover of Time Magazine?
Fuck em' I only pay attention to what's right,
Be successful in life I strive to be the best on the mic,
Every single second in life
make my list and I'm checking it twice HAH
I picked up a pencil and that's what 'lead up' to the end of the line, If you didn't catch that metaphor it ain't over, but the other mention is bright, As in smart not dark cuz I'm not pessimistic or the unintel igent type!
It's a judgmental world if you don't fit the mold your scolded and people look at you crazy, Stay in good health, don't let your first push up be when your pushin' up daisies!
Expect the unexpected learn from every rhyme that this author has offered, just like Paul, he was driving yet he stil ed died labeled as a 'Walker'!
What if only the highest church authorities can get in heaven despite our beliefs though?
we can reach to try to unlock heavens door al we want, but It's only so high our keys can go, get it? So hierarchies can go?
Don't ever be a fuckin quitter no matter what happened to transpire, To make it right you do everything under the sun like a suicidal vampire!
When people have chal enged or asked things Adam Stark doesn't avoid it, Fuck bad fathers who leave pregnant women, take their kids lives and destroy it, Doctors can force those single women into labor, but that doesn't mean their not continuing unemployment!
My rhymes are relative to the present times, No matter when it is, I stay current, my rhymes are more 'up to date' than a bitter divorce victim is!
I want my voice to be the most powerful like El a Fitzgerald, The fal acies in your arguments are 'straw man' I say go to hel with your scarecrow!
I'm going off yet I'm stil completely wel balanced,
When have I ever been someone who isn't beating the chal enge?
I have so much experience, my status up the ladders won't be knocked off, Hey amateurs I've been around the block a few times and so have you guys but that's because you got lost!
I could lie and make up some complete bul shit and you'l stil find it dope, Which famous Jackson family sibling was a custodian? Janet or Michael? Get it, Janitor Michael?
Al jokes aside there's changes to be made it seems,
I'm far from perfect, my fears are the same as your fears, I don't wanna switch. . 'Y' 'F' around and get 'four years' ?
Get it? Cuz if I'm not scared anymore then I could change the course of my life, In these very unfortunate times,
Think about that, from the start,
I have a vision while most people can't see past 100 yards!
Negativity gets the best of us no matter how positive your target is, I could do ten things right for ten straight nights and then do one thing wrong to tarnish it, Every single time I step out of my comfort zone
I just expanded the borders to another specialty that becomes my role, For example I wrote an entire book which is an action suspenseful thril er, Nothing but pure imagination that took me tenfold to new heights of experiences and skil s earned,
Do what makes life right for you even if this insight for you means to get involved in church, As long people remember my mantra which is safety second and impulses first!
That hating raging crazed engage in making comments for me to stop being successful, They want me to be regretful,
But they're gonna see something special,
Lemme slow it down and bring it back to speed like a taxi speeding past the people that's been screaming for the last half the street that we're reaching past the peak of, Now the rest of this rap is a counter-attack to the Internet punks who run their mouth about me on a keyboard,
1 by 1 I'l use punchlines til your screens broken and you're official y being warned: Hater # 1, your on the jock of terrible MC's out there, you would be so kind to them in their company,
If you were with al of them it would be like a broken down apartment with a wobbly ceiling fan that's very crummy,
Translation: that's you, the one annoying 'fan' that's in the building blowing everybody!
Hater #2, you hide behind fake accounts it's like 30 different names you founded, You and your supporting cast are acting a role, while I'l do that too man, with a big gun in this plot,
I'm like Orson Wel es, i get mad then 'act' on your 'set' and 'direct' the 'shots'!
Hater #3, give you a fierce fist to the face fast since your always disrespecting me according to your 'report' on my words,
Then you'l real y be mad, "breaking news his face was hot off the 'press', now that punch was
'fire'!"
Get it, you lyin' critic? I'l explain since you can't write like me and you lack hip hop common sense,
Hot means mad, get pressed on means hit, punch also means punchline and fire and hotness are synonymous,
Hater #4, your the drama queen on the scene,
your not loyal to your rotten team of haters your gone when I fight back and you feed off my
'ammo' when I spit out some heat, I know these things but your not often seeing, For your crew, you wouldn't 'bite the bul et' if you were a young 'gunner' teething!
Hater #5, you say I can't be a good rapper since I don't rap about guns or some shit, Wel I'l stack up and repeatedly shoot you with the same magazines, 'Time' and 'Time' again!
Read into that if you ain't seein' the facts,
Hater #6, besides you I got another enemy in my pocket, everyone knows to keep my enemies close so here's the prospect,
My knife ain't my friend, but I concentrate and watch as it wants to give you hickeys, my foe kisses on your neck! (/Focus's on your neck)
Hater #7, you hate how my fictional violence is a form of art yet you wish death for me so if I die unexpectedly its not concerning ya,
Wel the same knife I just used I'l slime with lube for easing (/freezing) it into your organs like hypothermia!
Hater #8, you say I'm ugly as sin, wel miss maybe so but that's just odd, you got that pissed off?
Your so ugly that the last time you made it to third base with a man that had your panty's drop, Are now underwear being sold as a rare col ectors item in a clothing antique shop!
Hater #9 and beyond, the common fringe of the Internet with il intent to be al bitter, I have a beautiful girl puppy, I'l hand you a large picture, Pul out a shotty and buckshots to permanently put you to sleep, translation: You got 'bucks' to watch her and say goodnight, your a dogsitter!
Stop fuckin' with me and play nice, I would waste my time worrying about your judgements even with stage fright,
If this battle I just had was at a park, it would be the 'sickest' thing to be alone there once before and come now in great fear,
Cuz that person would think to themselves, was there a Playground here? (/plague-round here?)"
Proliferation! 6/15/2015
This one I just simply had a bunch of random lyrics that I had been writing over time and I put them together in this rap!
Lyrics:
"I was a prisoner, now I'm free and it's ironic to be quite honest, I'm making a generic prison-shank, that's a byproduct of a 'cel -product'
When I said prisoner I meant I cannot escape my dreams I fol owed from here on forward, Not everyone gets born and raised but everyone gets born and lowered!
why not change my whole identity & live a life where people cherish us, Instead of Adam Stark I could relax and be chil -layin' low in South America, get it? Relax & be Chilean low in South America?
I'l stay being myself despite al the vast hate & little joy, most speak with such vulgar highfalutin language & stil can't make a cogent point!
most MC's don't know what hunger is, yet success is what they're gunnin for, I'l eat breakfast skip lunch & dinner then dessert time I'l eat one smore (/once more) Even sober drivers are reckless crime ravers,
Driving a car without insurance is like buying a Toyota (toy yoda) without a lightsaber, When I used to host at a restaurant, people would ask me if there was a booth in the bar, i'd say hel no but I got bars in the booth!
I've been at the bottom of the ladder, but I've had a habit to climb it, I make the best of every opportunity, I'm like a great English student cuz im Punctual about capitalizin'!
My body of work is a landscape of astounding greatness,
Even if you put my life's achievements on paper, col ect boulders & become a landscaper, stil won't be in your favor Cuz Xerox (/cuz ur rocks) couldn't copy my foundation!
When I'm practicing punchlines solo (/so low), I might get jabbed in the foot, Are you lost? Bitch learn how to Read directions (read erections) like a male anatomy book!
Some people ramble but I give discourses,
the platitude of hip hop to me is very important,
every metaphor I say is an intel igent Paragon,
If I say I'm Jammin' nonstop, is it finger fucking foreplay or a music marathon?
A whore today sucks to make mil ions cuz the industry is too greasy, In the 90's they'd stil be downin' the pipes like Mario and Luigi!
who wanna battle? Come get served,
He thinks he's this great Boss, it makes sense when you know what I heard, people around him say he never fires, has no fun with his gun so he'l just Walk around with a clip-bored (/clipboard) like a supervisor!
You can go first pshh
Smoking gun evidence. . Taking the steam out of your round is as easy as (*blow sound) Now, Notice as you lose focus when you have control of something, Your back, how the fuck did it go? You got some bucks & some dough (/doe)? I don't know if your talking about animals or money!
I should just stop I'm so smart my words put you through Painstaking anguish!
I'm so Finnish (/finished) like the Sweden Native's language, Let me end this on a dark note, getting twisted is where you'l wind up again, Your such a bitch you could die as a Sim who's trying to swim, Buy my products for sale, you'l get the most bang for your buck as if I was a pimp!
I love al my switch blades I use with ease,
when im stabbing its like a mousetrap, when my metal sprung, you get caught, & turnover looking like swiss-cheese!"
DaFilthyAnimals Tribute Rap! 11/26/2014
DaFilthyAnimals is a label music group of very talented MC’s, Filmmakers, and Producers.
I discovered their group which had a lot of members already and I was happy to be able to join them.
We al live in different parts of the country. The head producer and manager is Maurice Da Moose and he has created many beats for my raps! He has produced a lot of songs for me and I am very grateful for his hard work and dedication. This song was meant to be a dedication to the group. I used funny punchlines, dirty funny perverted sense of humor throughout. I shouted out the group to show my love and respect. The highlight of this rap for me is the very end where I wrote a literal double meaning using my producer’s rap name for a compliment! Look at it like this, anybody can show love by simply saying:
“shout out to my producer he’s great!” But I took it a step further by writing a rhyme that could only apply to his name literal y and complimented him in a more talented way than using some general words to say thanks.
Lyrics:
"DaFilthyAnimals’s, that’s my crew here to let the people-know, We supply beats raps and tapes that are so awesome, it’l make ‘make believe’ believable, Easy on the ears, gross to the nose, with hard hitting punchlines we’re the grimiest-bunch, I don’t make it easy for nosy people tryin’ to copy my flavor. . even the spiciest stuff! (/spies-see-it's-tough)
Imma confuse you for a second when I start kickin’ punchlines, Here’s some secrets, imma rookie career ender sometimes,
I’l tel a bitch rapper ahead of time, I’m quick to ruin Another's-surprise! (/another's-uprise) I put 'U' in a box like I’m horseshoe packaging!
Haters sleep on my bars, pay attention you don’t even have-to-blink, You weren’t on point. . my insults woke you up. .that’s what the distracted-think (/the-diss-track-did. .think!)
In other words if you aint listening then your life aint meant for shit, your rhymes won’t ever broadband,
You tried for these other groups and couldn’t make one song-land?
Embarrassing, you got written off, even without an eraser on hand!
people in al walks of life come and join our bomb-unit,
Theres lots of tools in prison, formed groups get together and write raps to be heard, now have you ever seen a conduit! (/conduit(2)) (/con-do-it?); ([triple entendre’ a conduit it a tool, another definition of a conduit is an organization that acts as a channel for the transmission of something, and a con is slang for a convict, ‘conduit’ and ‘con do it’ sounds the same.])
Why hate when you could join us and get it right?
Credit scores’ so low you couldn’t even lease a car. . from Fissure Price!
You learn to love the Filthy lifestyle, beats raps tapes cyphers blogs al on the checklist, We’re so filthy you’d rather eat a 'blue waffle' breakfast!
Don’t love us then hate later, don’t do what your foolish pride-says, Don’t switch from homie to hater, then if you’d stop bein’ with my-friends, I’d hate the animal you'd become. . a lion (lyin') faggot lookin for guidance (/guy dens) …get it, GUY DENS!
For the new fans this is something about my bars I should mention-too, Punches SO GOOD, I fought the wal and I didn't-lose!
I’m bout to spit an oxymoron for those hatin’,
How dare you tel the greatest inventers that we won't make it!
I’d never cry in a fight I’m focused and blank when my fists throw-and-weave, If I played Street Fighter with alternate costumes that’s the only way you could say I Fought Emo-Chun-Li! (/emotional y)
Bad girls please leave your pimps to rap with us and get jottin’, she should say no to the dick, so in other words the head is noddin' ([the head (of the dick) is not-in])
DaFilthyAnimals is scoring birdies and eagles no bogeys in sight, as far as competition we’re kil ing-al ,
Your so terrible I’d bet ya couldn't get on par playing midget minigolf!
Without DaFilthyAnimals’s beats I might’ve had no-future,
Next I’m talking about someone who be droppin’ hot shit, a pro-deucer (/producer) Shoutout to a divine human being, a god amongst men my producer Maurice the Moose, He furthers our rap careers with so many beats to choose,
His music is so powerful and loud when it’s released miles away in the booth, That you’l think theres a crowd of loud cows, al you'l hear is the moo's! (/the moose)
Join DaFilthyAnimals or hate al your life!"
Final Seconds! 8/22/2014
This rap was an experiment for me! I wanted to write this in a way that came off unorthodox, sloppy, lazy, ect. I wanted the reaction from people listening to this to be like: “This is great but seriously who writes likes this?!” So I wrote it in the craziest way possible where it’s almost against logic to think about writing anything the way I did it. It’s almost uncomfortable to rap these lyrics because it isn’t normal!
Lyrics:
"Chorus: I don't got time to wait, I need to make this shot count.
it's the Final seconds
I get ticked talking (/tic-toc) around the clock, I need to make this shot count. It's the Final seconds
If I don't make it now before you know it I'l blow it, I need to make this shot count. It's the final seconds
I'l be a senior citizen or an antique stopwatch, that's an old timer! (/old person/stopwatch) it's the Final seconds!
invest in a great planet despite its hardship for humans, avoid the outside or you'l drop, The Ewoks' say it's out of this world. . people. . Endor's (/endures) (/indoor's) (/endorse) the spot! (Quadruple entendre', Endor is a planet from Star Wars occupied by Ewoks whom kil ed humans in battle, 'the spot' is a phrase that means that place is cool; indoors is safer because the outdoor areas is where the battles took place with the most deaths; I said to invest in the planet in other words:
'Endorse' the spot; since it's hard for humans to survive here they would have to endure it; 'Endor's'
'Endures' 'Indoors' & 'Endorse' al sound the same if pronounced a certain way making this a 4-meaning metaphor in one line.)
I just referenced Star Wars creating 4 metaphors-in-one-line, you wanna 'Burn' down these 'cold' rappers, but you wouldn't think 'fire-works' (/fireworks) on the 4th-of-July!
chasing me but you ain't built to drive me nuts ya would-tire (/wood tire) you see what the top names are doing, they're who you wanna be, that makes you Aspire (/a spyer)!
DaFilthyAnimals going to concert at Hawai til our times'-exempt, I'l sit farthest back of the plane where you'l see the islands/isle-ends.
you want the ho's? I'l teach you since you ain't gettin'-it, (getting ho's and understanding)
get money then label your body parts to let her know where the interest-is, pointed at my arm and said "So she'l tax it", point at my pants and said: "Social-security-it" (/so-she'l -suck-here-idiot)
potheads want to kil me I don't wanna get smoked, time to outsmart em' & take control-of-this, Tel the potheads I have paper. . And they al 'rol '-with-it, ('rol with it' means to go along with it, and potheads rol marihuana with paper)
I'm surprised they heard how far my aim was, can't jump-my-fence, only one got your ear after al the guns-i-lent (/after-al , the gun's silent) I'm not like you, being abnormal is what I'm great-for,
I can fal asleep having fun on a wake-board,
take your shot before I repeat-the-number,
I'm considered Toxic but I'l talk sick & quietly-recover, rock climbing down the longest precipice,
Money stacks too smal but you don't listen, that's not what you cal 'deficit'? (/deaf,-is-it?) (Chorus)
I don't build the suspense to hear bars when I'm rhyming-mean, I give punches right out of the gate like the Scarface riot-scene!
Got my hands dirty as a youtube rapper superb superhero with tons of fight left-in-me, soccer is similar to women you cut corners and kick it to score, wanna bet-me?
I would rap (/wrap) around the net (internet, goalie net), but I've touched on that already, tried to size me up, too bad I attack better,
My kitchen must be big you can't believe my counter measures! (/countermeasures) I know I'l find my way it must suck seeing succeeding with no tears-at-stake, You wanna see yourself shine? bring a flashlight in a mirror-maze!
Your angry side rises showing through-the-eyes,
Keep that bitch locked down or you'l see the continual (/cunt-in-you'l ) rise!
you used to hate my songs, better get your doctor's pardon, he'l say your sick of me growing on you, now the fungus (/fun-gets) started!
big smal whatever I treat every fight like it's my last round, It's like a pooping contest, cuz every piece of shit counts!
I don't take it easy dickhead every foe is fuckin'-done,
you must of failed SexEd if you don't know where I'm coming-from!
(Chorus)"
Ear Regular Rap! 5/16/2014
This rap took me a very long time to complete! I had worked very hard! Rigorously!
There was a lot of heavy punchlines and entendres in this joint. It starts with a quintuple literal meaning rhyme! It was original y a quadruple literal meaning rhyme from my song “I’m A Winner!” But I found another meaning to add on to make it even more talented! However as crazy as this sounds, that is not my personal highlight of this joint. . I wrote the world’s first interchangeable double literal meaning rhyme! Where you have 2 different options for words to use (exact some pronunciations) at 2 different parts of the line, and it wil stil remain a double literal meaning! It does have a long setup, but it delivers with a strong bravado!
Lyrics:
"I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff with my GS cars to roam with the best-men,
I can show you the Legends (/ledge-ends) (/icons on maps) (/famous people) (/cliffs) (/story) (/GS Legend vehicle)
you got hurt yet you hate seeing violence-though,
once the spotlight is on your dumbass turn the other cheek and look away, you don't get it I-suppose (/eyes-oppose)
The top dogs off the chain! Or should I say he's unleashed, My fam dreams of moving off this level, you could witness us-leep (/asleep) I gotta diss the referees, they don't wish to see-me-win,
Attention ignorant critics, your al juiced up, mixed with enjoying being salty, you Al -of (/al -love) (/olive) martini's ingredients!
I'm laughing so hard it's kil in'-me,
you think your favorite artist says what he real y means and rol s with a kil er-team?
not in reality but see him change in Front of the camera like a filter-screen!
Rappers almost always lie in interviews it's so-atrocious, ya lost me. first you say you've battled tons but come to find there's no-opponents?
then I hear there's firearm possession yet you don't-condone-it?
Damn you couldn't keep your story straight if you were homophobic!
I coach the game but I'm stil fast to take shots at these pricks, even my best player can get hit if he don't watch his mouth, watch Adam bench-a-king quick (/been-chucking-quick)
Women don't need their products or machines for beauty, build on your own, I make-compliant-sense,
Learn from my words or go back downstairs thats where ya makeup-lyin'-since (/make-appliances)
gimme every diss you got I stil wouldn't bend!
I'm 'skil ed' do I need to spel it out for you? you'l get 'kil ed' in the end!
lyrical y kil ya self your career wil rest any day,
it's obvious when you surrendered your life that was a 'dead giveaway'
turn your passion to ashes, it's no secret, I don't just be looking like a fighter, I'l find the way to end your career and fire you beyond treatment, I'm just looking for the Right-turn (/right-urn)
I can prove you stink as a mixtape recorder. . because your mixtapes (/wreak odor!) (/reek odor) Ignorant fans act like bad lines are good, when wil they hurl-more-truth-again, I mean they'l Gas a line up (/lineup) like it's world war 2 again! (execution squad / hyping up a bad rhyme)
some rappers have big imaginations with Avid-prospect,
Some think they can reenact the Manhattan Project on their Manhattan Project!
I always win but haters conspire to make my abundance drop, but soon become unwil ing even with their fake fortune, they notice their reluctance (real-luck-tends) to stop!
those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain, let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave, stop saying you'l survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs. .not to make you more-enraged,
but I have to ask this before-we-play,
how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades) I'm very scientific with my internal teachings,
I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings, to sing is slang for a snitch, with the wire ringing,
You have 'high points' and 'low' ones, you don't 'sound' like a snitch but I heard you In-choir (/inquire) singing!
with that reputation is it worth the business?
playing with fire causes people to start burning bridges.
I'm smart I belong with the top scholars, besides raise views what could ya do for me?
If I failed to hang, that would be a breaking news (/noose) story. .
Fuck average gun rappers with those poor weak slogans,
How are you kil ing me when you say your "Poppin a clip?", to me: "pop in a clip" sounds like your reloading. .
there's alotta snake bitches that infiltrate our force-fields, your a snake i put under the water now sharks have warm-meals, I'l record a short film about it when the funds-wil -land, for the other snakes it's educational, people won't understand, not kidding it's made forreals (/for-eels) (/4-reels)"
The 'Key' To Hustling!
This whole rap is one visual punchline, you actual y have to watch the video of me performing this rap because I pul out a key hidden in my knuckles at the perfect timing to make my point.
Lyrics:
"Stark was in a fight with a giant guy, his Knees bucklin' mean punches sent, Yet Adam kept momentum fists would keep pummeling,
al the sudden the big guys bleeding, it looked like teeth scuffed his chin, he's bigger than Adam tho, how could he fuck with him?
Let me show y'al what's between my knuckles then. . I just showed y'al the 'key' to hustlin'
(I actual y pul out a hidden key out of my knuckles when I say the final line)"
My Shot! 3/16/2014
I was inspired by another very talented MC Jay Pacifica AKA Derrick Vice, he sent me a beat with a chorus on it that sang about us final y getting “our shot” to mainstream success. I loved it and I was on a time crunch. I wrote these lyrics in about a week and I Rap real y fast throughout this because the beat intended for it was fast paced. Unfortunately, the song never happened but I’m glad that I was inspired because I love what I did here! The highlight for me is just my creative insults towards general haters in this rap. Wanna hear something interesting? Jay/Derrick told me his favorite line was me saying “You don’t have to switch to vibrate to ‘feel’ what I’m saying in this message!”
Lyrics:
"MY SHOT! I'm gonna keep pushing til I pul through, ful -throttle, Me and my gun are in a bad relationship, I have control-problems!
I used to think about life like what the heck is the point of it?
I have a compass in my right hand and a magnet in my left, I don't know what direction I'm going in!
your favorite rapper treats girls like-objects,
a pimp for broke women, but can't win a dumb fight with-knowledge, oh I get it he's a 'homeless home wrecker', that's why they say he 'kickboxes'
im a product of rap just multiply my ful -supply im always hard at work its tiring, Add-my-earnings that would equal peoples' admiring!
From awake to awoke from rest less to restless,
you don't need to switch to vibrate to feel what I'm saying in this message.
My hustle game top score with stats like this,
once you proceed to bleeding start changing-colors like the Wayon's-Brothers when you act like a bitch!
your weapons were left outside, while mine weren't (/were-in) um whether I'm assisting God or swearing to him, the masses I can Assure (/usher) them!
futures get pushed back as time passes these-days,
once your cards are dealt fol ow suit cuz you can't change the deal-ace (//delays) im the closest thing to being the perfect human being,
My only dysfunction (/diss-function) is verbal y hurting feelings.
The new art of war I made for real men needing tests,
witness my intel igent combat techniques against foes; you copy?. then you'l get to sieging,-yes (/see-genius)
defeat for you is imminent, at phase one you'l face one,
even your hometown rejects you, and that's where you stay-shunned (/stationed) whether you wanna witness me suffering, or toast to celebrate my campaign, after al your broke ass's threats remember one thing, you'l never bring the Champagne!
(/champ-pain)"
Too Many Bars! 12/31/2013
I wrote this right before the new year at the time. I just simply wanted to try and write some lyrics that I thought would stick out at the time. I also pronounced the word esque as it is spelt instead of how it is pronounced to take people by surprise. My personal highlight is the ‘backyard basebal ’ line and the double literal meaning ‘hold up laws / hold applause’ line!
Lyrics:
"you said I would lose a battle? Your view is not in favor, pussy your vision is sad-to-see, bitch you lost your marbles, man-cal -a player, (/Mancala player) for tips on winning strategies!
I contain a heightened Clairvoyant sense of awareness on the throne, If my worst words were THC even the mayor'l -wanna-smoke the marijuana-smoke, I can't afford to go under 100% while you could spare-a-round-of-jokes, 2 kicks, 2 jabs, 4-bones-ruptured,
blood dripping your hands keeping your-nose-covered, then I peak around the corner. . see you in the elevator, repeatedly pressing the door-close-button!
takeover your drop shipment with the element of surprise as I sat Calm cool & col ect, wait for my team to rol in then I cal -em' on cue & col ect!
as far as my team you couldn't achieve or Reach-our-genius credit, the rap council should start Recharging-us credit,
1 shot 2 kil s, hence-that-sure-would-seem i have 200%-accuracy, I'l make it even even though it won't look the same, Symmetrical, Lay down my foundation, let the cement-trickle,
With al the wack rappers these days, the universe is at a loss, but I'm undefeated, even with A.D.D. you couldn't add a loss or say Adam's lost,
Greatness is what an Adam Stark Bar-esque,
your rhymes are trash! They should be on the show Bar-Rescue, I'l assume your soft ass prefers a music choice soft with acoustic-grooves, if you ain't lookin for trouble then don't speak my lingo or else it's a problem you fluent-too (/flew-in-to)!
No justice it's rubbish if something's wrong you just-nod, why Clap for a corrupt cop if he tries to hold up-laws (/applause), you want to be a rapper? I won't let you graduate I'l rearrange the main stage with no floors, you at col ege for rap fame I'l sabotage your craft with phenomenal-force,
& I'l erase your name so You'l get no credits for your major like an optional-course!
I spit expensive heat, like an active kitchen with no one home, in a rap battle I get personal,
bars remind you of backyard basebal , 'hits' close to home!
I'l throw a Fiesta mate,
what's the Fee? estimate,
how many bars per minute? 60 minimum, I'm funny but not running from anyone!
if you say I'm a clown, then I kil like john Wayne Gacy,
I'm cold as ice I think Lebron James hates me,
with these skil s I rank you couldn't match-my-wits-wil ingly, You can't touch my level I'm a Hazardous-intangibility!
My next bar isn't offensive, it's perspective:
You suck cock for tickets, The game urgent?
No I mean you suck cock for tickets, The gay Merchant?
I'm enforcing some regulations for rap battles & rap duels, be flawless or I'l separate your words & reverse them if you slip-up in my Pupils! (slip up backwards is pupils)
blaming others for your failures, like You got stabbed in the back, that's preposterous but you pretend like your story should-sel ,
I'm tired of that (/Acupuncture Therapy) Act-you-punk-sure, therapy could-help, when it comes to hip hop, you give off this sound of a lost-vil ager's-slang, If I told you to write down & recite loud something dope you couldn't break out the bars with John-Dil inger's-gang!"
I'm A Winner! 10/06/2013
I wrote this to be viewed as an underdog who becomes the ultimate winner and stil has to rap to prove that I wil remain at the top! Highlights for me are spel ing B I N G O twice at the end with word association techniques; and my amazing double meaning setup and double meaning rhyme connected with it- the “life support/ cut you off” to “dead rookie/ six feet underdog” rhyme.
Lyrics:
"I'm a winner cuz of the life I chose I could've been minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cel mate, al i'd lift is a smal dumbbel , that's "Heavy time with a light wait," (lightweight/) (/light weight)
but I get away with murdering beats i didn't fight fate,
I pulverize al competition no matter the chal enger,
On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't bare-it (/Barrett) cuz 50 is my caliber,
I go long distance a futile few'l fuel my mighty writing pen, watch a Titan come tighten the tight-ends,
both sides of society I can convert to my-friends,
I'm colorblind yet I paint a perfect picture for hip hop despite my haters recanting, Take i out this painting you'l start panting,
my words come-to-me like a summoning somebody must agree in my absence rap just ain't complete?
I'm a winner cuz I make rap atheists change-beliefs,
my knives slice precisely like cold cuts through the coat of your cult's culprit cunt!
what's technology without tech knowledge equal?
an incomplete project of the genome,
don't judge a book by its cover, or by the price of it,
if you judge me by my clothes, I ain't jack shit,
in other words my clothes were paid for cuz I ain't jack shit, when you heard the first part I just said you thought I dissed myself, I proved your judgmental next time listen-wel ,
you didn't even realize I just experimented with your thought process, al ow to demonstrate again without using a hard context,
I can write a dope paragraph with every punchline reversed, here's the story NOTE viewer discretion you have been-warned: I seen men-die for a diamond, it was a cool-heist in high-school, told my punk tutor I never seen a-more-soft sophomore, I had to torment a mentor!
rapping in reverse tires me dog please stop it or I'l make a pitstop onto the next lesson which is knowing when to react,
keep my friends close & my enemies closer, since they fed me static it's only right that I feed-back,
if your in an ambulance on life support I'd risk getting pul ed over just to cut-you-off,
Your dead rookie we'l cal you the 6 feet underdog, I went from rock bottom to on the rocks bottoms-up,
life changes I've tangled when I got-it-rough,
I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff to roam with the best-men,
I can show you the Legends (/ledge-ends) (/icons on maps, famous people, cliffs, story, quadruple entendre')
each thought travels through the pen-stem,
with al the hate I used to get, I prevented a pre-teen-suicide, other so cal ed good rappers pretend they can't see-me-through-the-blinds, I can prove your not even close to my level, between you & I, there's eleven letters between U & I (you & i).
my fast pace pays to see-me-moving-dimes,
as far as your speed bitch your crawl's-pace-is-slower,
as far as intel igence not even your crawlspace-is-lower!!
as I climbed to the top spot people wonder how did I appear up-here?
I ain't repeating myself I just knew my fate & accepted it, Your apprentices' appendages end up-in-ditches when a-pen-dishes up-relentless-ness!
the only thing rappers pack with us-is-tents, no assistance the hate between us-is-tense don't think I won't play-my-luck,
a starving cannibal would hate-my-guts,
to al my loyal fans & fam i require your attention-now, I don't care if your sober or if you drank ten-sips-now I have a speech on why I should accept-the-crown,
I love al of you haters won't even get a slightly indented-frown, this is exactly how a winner's voice should be expected-to-sound, my life defies gravity I went nowhere but up yet I kept-my-ground,
I just want al you to know who respects-me-now, I could pilot a jet with no fuel through an electric-cloud & better bet I stil wouldn't let-ya-down!
front on a G with etiquette, sounds like you better get-a-kit, first-aid ([G + etiquette = sounds like get a kit]),
Im the best-with-this, always wanted to be number 1, i shoulda never-left, first-grade, my skil s high as Mt Everest, front on that to see an L i got the cleverest, wordplay! ([C & L cl+
Everest = cleverest, an L is slang for a loss])
listen close B4 Stark punches your I25 times N40 kicks to the gut he's considered a G50 states would agree he'l O75 percent of skil to his own style he flows, Did you listen closely to the last scheme folks, I proved I'm a winner at the king's-throne, listen close I said B4 I25 N40 G50 O75 that's BINGO! ([N sounds like end, N also sounds like and; most bingo games play #'s 1-75])
I can do it al over again in reverse, Stark wil O61 sticks of dynamite for bombs dropped in each-verse, he'l bet a G47 assault rifles couldn't N40 percent of haters misconceptions on each-end, but focusing gave my I20 20 vision to know that your B10!"
After The Apocaplyse! 7/24/2013
I was given a beat by my amazing producer friend named Maurice Da Moose. He told me to write a rap to this beat. I was inspired to create a story. Fuck that, I was compel ed! I wanted to take a break from al punchlines metaphors and entendres for once! I wrote an entire story beginning to end while rapping at a fast pace. The highlight of this rap: I seriously wrote the action sequences of this story so detailed that you can visualize the whole 360 degree view of the choreography! Not only that, but I mentioned many types of different medieval weapons. I did not repeat any action words or verbs!
How boring would a story be if it was worded like this: “I punched him. . I shoved him. . he punched me. .
he shoved me. .” So listen careful y. . I wrote this so careful y as to which there aren’t any action words repeated! Perfection!
Lyrics:
"Before the world crumbled they built me an olympic-temple, but this isn't what you think it is i didn't get-it simple, before the earth started corroding i wrote rhymes scripted within twisted cryptic riddles, thought I was gonna marry the rap game for al of the splendid-pay, but after the apocalypse I decided to disengage (/dis engage), even the wealthiest upper class celebrities become refugees,
no more cops laws armies or fire fighters to come & rescue-me, nobody knows how the tragedy actual y happened & the truth becomes-stretched, not many survived BITCH its the opposite of alright cuz there's none-left!
no airports left yet my closest friends made a departure when bul ets take flight you don't want me as a rival (arrival),
I begin to sink in new rhymes on parchment paper to start the hip hop bible, teachings of the former legends that paved the way-for-us, but to translate it into universal writing it would've taken-days-because, the lack of resources means that recipes for survival are needed before the remaining-papers-rust,
Society wants me to tel them what happened, they no not about earths continents, how is it that I remember it al & they lack their common-sense?
everyone's panicking & attacking others without a purpose, how can I teach these people that the only threat we have is each other with out causing an appal ing disturbance?
so i made raps about peace & unity & put myself as the sole-proprietor, severe weather conditions put al of us on high-alert,
if there's one thing about humans it's that when we are at our weakest we can only become mightier!
no longer in existence is there any electricity gasoline or any automatic firearms-left, mostly medieval clothing gear weapons & horses people try-&-harness, people whose profession is to find boots have a fighter's-edge & are considered veterans, they'd find your possessions & they put their timberlands on your tender-limbs, i mastered every fighting technique so my #1 spot you wont knock-it-from-me, trying to commence a battle for a victory you wil not-get-from-me!
every anarchist heathen defeated after I don't leave em' breathin' I retrieve the weapon & sheathe-it,
single handedly protect every vil age I scarcely witness being very-threatened,
so its either hide from the murderous thieves wherever & cherish-my-lesson, or accept my training join my legion when prepared you carry-a-weapon, but its hard not to think of a place where to bury-your-friends-in, when the lack of medical science despaired means we cant spare a pair-of-paramedics!
I can only heal minor cuts & bruises on the injured innocent people, but most outlaws that come about-cause contusions to the survivors in the depot, al gathered at once to takeover the new world & make mayhem for everyone!
their whole evil al egiance is here to murder me cuz I'm their only threat that ever-won, the army of non-believers rushed me from the backside & thrusted his dagger but i caught it between my hands,
twisted this timid instrument out & into a different target seen in my path, everyone rushes to kil me I'm outnumbered by the most dangerous odds, spotted an arrow rippling through the air-slow so i tumbled away-there-unstopped, hurdled a smal boulder over to the horse's chauffeur broke his shoulder now I'm closer to the one-spot,
the dark shadows of the trees was my plan of out maneuvering the vast amount of wel rounded bounty-hunters,
I threw-a-fake-jab & knew-he'd-take-that from my cruel y-laid-trap so i pounded-him-dourly-upword,
i shoved many enemies & made great plays to try to gain space but around-me-clustered, knives thrown at me so i twisted my body to avoid impalement of my armor's chest-plate, next guy charged a spear at me last second dodge i acquired it to put him in check-mate, by kicking him down while holding the wooden-end & then-stayed, strong while he let go but it wouldn't-end without my next-play, both of our steel blades made sparks fly I couldn't cut his glove's grip from the Velcro, so a rapid knee fol owed up with a knockout comin' from my elbow, next was a brute with a heavy ax using al his strength to make it-drop,
somersaulted forward & held the ax from the bottom during mid-flop, the center of gravity al owed me to gradual y subdue the knight's swift-chop, my flurry bashed his shield away from a higher angle quickly then lateraled it towards the fighter hiding in the shadows,
trying to throw moves as rapidly & correctly without getting over fatigued surviving from the battles,
face one while I threw a punch in the direction towards my back to corner attack the bigger threat who wasn't ready to absorb a quick-jab,
stepped on his jaw while the momentum al owed me the big-chance, it's a mind game & although I've demolished many of the attackers I know I'm outnumbered, I'm feeling weak & soon-I'l -die I'm doomed-if-I get over-encumbered, so I led the army of betrayers to the bridge on the val ey, Knowing that my fighting chances are better when I'm cornered one sided in the middle of an al ey,
The bridge is a dead end with me on the side fending for the freedom of Earth's good-members, knowing that I may not win I had contemplated what route of fighting would look-better, The only way to save the good people who are defenseless without me on this planet, was to wait for al the kil ers to try & surround me thinking il be slain from-their-damage, then they al got close-enough so I chucked my last hammer & it broke up-the-latches, so the whole bridge with me & the evil people on it col apses, I took my own life along with the betrayers to keep the good hearted survivors-safe, remember what I did for the new world & to help you al make it to a higher-place, by becoming the one smart enough to avoid extinction of thee entire-race!"
Cypher Verse For Jay Pacifica! 7/09/2013
I was offered a slot in a cypher! Unfortunately it never ended up happening but I love my lyrics here none the less. I wrote these lyrics to be easy to understand but to stil be skil ful y done to the point that people listening would be impressed. The highlight for me by far is the last line: “in a cent
/ innocent like Abe Lincoln!”
Lyrics:
"I'm manic I can make any man I see (/man-i-c) disappear, your afraid of the dark so when i knock your lights out my fist interferes with your inner-fears!
I'm richer than a banker with unparal eled-credit,
i cant be broke, put i in debt it spel s-debit!
taxes after me with terrifying tariffs-flying, i spot the county Sherif-hiding, so only share-if-hiding, my method of exercising, is cyphering while driving with Jay shotgun writing some expert-rhyming til i get carpel-tunnel, in the car-pool-tunnel!
stealing from every bank with no-halt,
when i begin robbin' hoods (/Robin Hood) i "jump" for the opportunity to pul -vaults (pole vault)!
forgive my rhythmic grimy-cadence, with this Productive product-I've created, biters need to take heed & dont step-in-my-grind,
when you steal my lyrics yal should Recognize you wreck-a-nice rhyme, never touch my pen & pad you would waste-imagery,
I could be a starving artist in the Hunger Games & taste victory!
Im always raising the bar,
not raisin' Barrs like the Roseanne show
not raisin bars like Quaker-Oats,
I'm raising the bar because what you say-is-dope I raise-the-quota, My first name is Adam, i wil take my apple back so your throats-gone, its not a thrift store when the last thing you see is a boat-pond (/pawned)!
in other words you drowned-dead, but drown-it out & listen-up to Jay Pacifica's cypher-jam!
Last name is Stark because of the tickets i earn man (/Iron Man), I'm the strongest in my opinion but to each-his-own,
Spent 7 days in solitary confinement to prove I'm not weak-alone, cuz I survived a week-alone, just because I'm a psychic that likes to remotely show off doesn't mean I'l tel -a-vision (/television),
Im psychic cuz I'l leave your brains' red (/read) in fights i excel-at-winnin'!
there's a bounty on my head, one day we'l al be sittin'-in-dirt, someone tel Dog his bones wil "break up" when I kick that bitch to the curb!
when they show the public the suspects for the 328-victims, just pretend this face is in-a-cent (/innocent) like Abe-Lincoln!"
4, 3, 2, 1 Freeverse AKA Short Punches! 6/04/2013
I love the beat to the song 4, 3, 2, 1 and I’ve heard many rappers perform over this beat, I took an approach myself! The highlight for me is the very last line: “Think you won’t drown? Put ‘I’
against ‘most’ you get ‘m o i s t’ which is true if the directions I give are taken literal y.
Lyrics:
"If you stil don't believe-in-me-y'al ,
Then your an atheist bleeding beneath the sea-&-I'm-jaws, which makes me the deadliest, catch it? even an amputee bro can (/broken) give me-some-applause,
I got 2 lines, that symbolizes youl proceed-to-the-pause,
press play your about to meet-with-the-gods,
im warning warriors you should cal -home,
although, finding a dope rhyme of yours is also bout as likely as finding a hatless Waldo in a crowd of al bald-folks,
people say I'm diabolical? Nah, try-methodical,
I'l make you al see that I AM thee optimal-beast,
even if your eyes' are covered by an optical-leach,
i have metaphors that are American-ninja-warrior-obstacle-deep!
once you see what this boy'l (/boil) do his haters become a product-of-heat, for anyone who doubts my enemies wil drowned after using my pen paper & voice, just think about it, when you put 'i' against 'most' it spel s moist!"
Legendary Last Words! 5/28/2013
For the first part of this rap I cleverly crafted, I made every single word/syl able rhyme PERFECTLY ALIKE to showcase a brand new style of rhyming entire long sentences together, then I go on to kil the rest of my verse with bars & metaphors I also cleverly crafted.
Lyrics:
"These-are-my-very-last-quotes,
see-arms-primarily-grab-throats,
street-smart-I-carry-rap's-throne,
feel-scarred-signs-wearing-sad-tones,
preach-hard-time-burries-bad-folks!
offer-ME-pounds-resume-top-til-done,
outta-SEEK-crowds-new-spots-for-income,
properLY-found-through-god's-kingdom,
propheCY-bout-to-stomp-this-punk,
knock-your-tEEth-out-to-drop-wisdom!
escape-the-clutches-you'l -get-surrounded,
been-scraped-from-combusted-fluid-ounces,
then-placed-up-amongst-ruthless-poundings,
blue-ribbon-achieved-from-our-big-galaxy,
crews-snitchin'-become-cowardice-fal acies,
geometrical-progression-of-deadly-mass,
theoretical-profession-does-adeptly-last,
tEach-fOlks-whEn-simple-flOw-lessons-brung-plenty-cash,
painful y-suffer-schitzoid-embolisms,
strain-slowly-convert-split-poised-Centralism,
prayin'-only-unheard-sins-coin-existentialism,
insufficient-funds-make-quittin'-invalid,
this-religion-runs-great-mission-balance,
list-of-vicious-thugs-ain't-winnin'-matches,
it's-what-gets-us-grub-they-spittin'-rap-shit,
firing-power-towards-unwanted-dictatorship,
dire-encounter-bores-what-constant-brick-breakers-get,
irony-cowards-store-the-haunted-shit-they-learn-with,
etched-hole-left-in-his-tint-black-heart-he-wasted,
special-definition-that-stark-created,
destruction,
is-functioned,
conjunction,
in-grudges,
when-punches,
get-up-in,
his-stomach,
6-nudges,
then-brung-him,
split-crutches!
i wrote verses to kil verses to save lives i'l leave my foes froze-in-their-tracks, like a blizzard warning on an Alaskan bass-fisherman's weather rotary-map, Metaphorical y & physical y, im gonna destroy your heart-complex with one-bar-now, locate your ribs and jab a sharp-object the fourth lumbar-down, for those that don't know that's the chamber-to-the-heart, For those that don't know I've been a danger-from-the-start, directly related to this art,
nobody knows no wordplay like Stark, when I write I wreak-benefits from re-editin' pre-predicates for my rhymes to have a supreme symmetrical electric-fit, if your weak, this rap game wil get you fucked so if your ASS-is-tENse, & you need ASS-istANce, then you shoulda stayed ABstinent!
I wrote a reservoir supply of metaphors to try,
they brought the caution-sign-in when I caught-him-signin', i wil fuck up your mainframe like control alt delete if you don't know-my-type, I wil even leave-you left-stranded & beat-you left-handed like I don't know-my-rights!
secretly contaminate al the food then let you choose to order ordeaurves or-dirt, I'm as intel igent as a member of an Ivy League,
stalk my opponent while he suffers from H.I.V.,
then I poisoned-his-I.V. with Poisonous-Ivy!
i hope everyone can respect my prominent-lecture,
and tel every whack rapper to go back to being audience-members!
And to al those who STILL disrespected-me,
FUCK YOU! fuck everything-about-you!
fuck everything you ever-think you ever wil amount to!
Wil in' to prove my lyrics are-fire like sparks from startup car-tires when I-get-to-rappin', my phlegm comes flammable like a wicker-basket,
so when i spit i can set you on fire quicker than a scissors when it's rippin'-plastic!
if you heard me say you qualified,