here it's just it looks like shit it
looks like something that you would get
your nuts slit open cuz you’d fal off
and you would just get disposed of wel
a lot of you are castrated or should I said
neutered anyway the way that you talked
the way that you don't display anything
you want to say the way you just hide
inside of here and you don't let it out
even if someone was yel ing through your
voice in your mouth
it stil wouldn't get out even if they
tried as hard as they could even if they
pul ed your ears and try to dig inside
of it dig they’d, oh my god what do you know
most of you guys are vacant in there
without a vacancy sign because that's
the craziest scare realize that you're
brainless you're brain dead you don't
have any brain left and if he did it
would be something that you could sel
and make some money on the black market
because then maybe they would find a way. .
place to put it and it would be amazing
good to be. . it’d have a use and have a home
somewhere because with, with most people
not al but most people they don't even
use it anywhere that just use it in a
flare that just snap use it for a moment
then it gets away that it disappears it
wasn't there and never used anything
useful from it it was a blank space of
vacant information that didn't get used
and it never had any basis you know it
was just dis informative disinformation
that was coming out of it and that's
just the point of inflation I’m not talking
about money or economy that's okay
because Adam Stark is somebody that you
want to be when it comes to these rhymes
because I'm doing em’ properly and even
if I'm doing em’ in a complicated style you
stil couldn’t do the things I do even if you
were off of coffee off of tea and you
had al my other things that you could
get as much caffeine as I am on at right
now at this very moment and that's a
scary proponent that's a scary opponent
that you go against in this place that
you're gonna find it yourself in a
different way of atonement yeah I’l
Find out any words to rhyme with cuz I'm
sick like I fuckin’ slide in like I
fuckin’. . I could do anything with this
rap I could teach you a science lesson
that's okay because that's one of the
things that I am just. . I am just bread
with I'm enough bread to start a bakery
if I wanted to but I don't want to do
that I'm just sayin’ I could teach you
what anything I could teach you a
mathematics lesson or a science lesson I
could tel you that I am infested with
crazy rhymes inside of this thing that I
have been testin’ for years see how
smart it is cuz Adam Stark is THIS:
number one you thought I was gonna say
something else but that's okay cuz
you're fucking dumb if you thought it
was something else and you're not dumb
on purpose you're dumb by accident see
I didn't insult you like you
Thought i it would that would have been
very bad if it was going at that
direction but I wasn't because that was
just you thinkin’ that I was gonna do
something like that but that wasn't a
test that you were gonna pass it was
just a hypothetical thing that I said I
would do at last, in here and then I did
That out loud to you cuz I'm very proud of
you for not getting mad at me unless
you're a hater then I hope you get mad
as you can possibly get because that's
okay because you're not gonna be stoppin’ me
yet you're not even a possible threat
I'l just stomp you to death without
even looking at you I'd step on you by
accident like a piece of shit that fel
Off of the fucking deck! yeah I can rhyme
anything that I feel like and I feel
like I'm one of the best rappers in real
life not just hypothetical form because
I'm one of, I am the most perfect
hypothetical forum to get my words out
because I do it, the fans, for em’ I do it
like that for the fans that's what I do
for because Adam Stark is just one of
the craziest guys and yet you've only
seen me in my newborn form you haven't
even seen me in my grown-up style yet
that's okay I'l do that in you know 37
years or something, I can wait a while yes why not
whatever this is one of those things just
one of things I can't fathom I just I
hate you fuckin’ haters and it's one of
those things I just want to scare you
al like a phantom and I'l give you a
science lesson it's like I'l tel you
you can suck on this mass unit of atoms (/Adam’s)
you know because it's that atoms are
everywhere and now I'm saying suck on
this unit of Adam’s the one down there
the biggest muscle I have bigger than my
brain too and you can understand that if
you don't want to know what it is then
you can understand that you're not going
to be able to. . contemplate the
pain to the circumference value of it or
the girth or the rest of it because I
can say anything I want to because the
freedom of speech is one awesome
testament that I'm gonna use and I'm
going to make an assessment with every
single time I rap and freestyle because
I am intertwining my brains and my
resume’ with everything else that I get
to say and every word and Venom that I
get to spray it's gonna be al , al over
the news yesterday you know because
they're late to the party al the way up
to today, today is Christmas 2017 and I guess
there's gonna be a lot of gifts
exchanged and I guess that means it took
almost a year to get to the gifts now
which means this is now ‘present day’
get it, present day? it's date today is
present day and it's also opening gifts
Christmas present day I just said that and
you can add that to my resume’ and that's
just one of the crazy things that i come
up with even Christmas bars come out of
this shit because Adam Stark is
optimistic even if I'm opt to get
this fuckin’ thick fist punching into
these bitches that get in my way that
aren't gonna give me any plays or spins
on the radio because they don't want any
dividends to get made because they'd
rather put out horseshit and stupid ass
horrible fuckin’ rhymes and it's real y
unfortunate like a porpoise that got on
out of the land and now it can't breathe
any time and it's gonna fuckin’ lose its
breath and it's gonna die it's gonna get
loose and flesh is gonna just
expire that's a sick way of looking at
it but that's most rapper’s careers I'm
just saying it like it is and I'm just
Saying it in a weird way that you wouldn't
say if you were him, him pointing to me
because I'm lookin’ at myself in the
third person and you not likin’ my
rhymes that makes you the worst person
because you can't understand the
creativity coming out of me when I'm
using these words perfect you know
whatever that's not my problem that's
yours it's one of the crazy things it's
like I can say anything and just make it
appear make. . I could say you know what
are we gonna do we're gonna look for
reindeer and your, your wife is asking
you what's the weather outside and you
see Santa coming on the sleigh say: “hey look it's reindeer(/rain dear) see cuz. . you two in one you could say it's reindeer
and it's rain space deer see I can do
two meanings with anything even Christmas
bars that's okay because you get this
hard you won't be able to do this
because you know it's: I take Christmas
to heart because I celebrated personal y
it's okay if you don't it's just
“Pavil ion like a new place to live in like you just got taken to for a ride and you didn't put your
seat belt in and then al the sudden you fel out
of it and then you have to see what's
where you're gonna end up in you might
end up in a pit you might end up in the
top of the ride and then you fal off of
it and then you might end up landing on
your head and then your skul might plop
a bit and then you might throw up and on
the way down you might land in your barf
and it gets in your esophagus!
yeah that's imagery for you you wouldn’t have
thought of it yourself even if you tried
to think of it, not that you would’ve, you
wouldn’t have thought of it as fast you
wouldn't have done it and a freestyle
you would’ve thought of it writing
something down but that's okay because
Adam Stark is creative in both ways and
I've shown you because I've taken you to
the town and I've done it many different
times in many different ways in many
different places and in many
different spaces and if I was doing
filters I could show you in many
different faces and I can also do it
slowly or fastly and in many different
phases I'm just crazy the rest I never
seem to faze you or surprise you because
Adam Stark is just one of the craziest
guys who comes up with rhymes through
many different ways but I can always tie
it together like, like I was trying to
surprise you with a gift haha see, I'm
going back to Christmas again with those
kinds of rhymes that are just different
again and I'm showing you that I could
do every single thing you know within a
trend of two to three seconds I can do
about ten punchlines within that, that's
very impressive any hopeful y you get
that I mean I can do anything you want
to I can just expand like I'm
tryin’ to make a new town and I'm just
creating it now like, like I'm
thinkin’ okay I could fuckin’ be a
realtor that wants to make some more
money and that's what I’m gonna do it's gonna
be like almost as big as another country
it's like I'm a fuckin’ wealthy
‘want to go beyond even more wealthy’
realtor it's like I want to add vil ages
and then I also am al ergic to
name-brand pain companies so I think
Advil itches like I can do that like I could
just say I'm gonna expand to New Towns
and I'm gonna tel you I'm al ergic to
name-brand pain meds I'm saying add vil ages (/advil itches) see I just did double meaning again when
I'm freestylin’ because Adam is the
shit when he comes up with that and that
represents the most amazing type of
creativity and freestyles that you have
ever witnessed!”
The Angry Punchline King Freestyle 12/15/17
"and then it wil fucking Explode in a second flat and then he wil be dead from that and if you
weren't dead from that, what I wil do is
I wil take your fucking eyebal s and
I'l take a fork in it then I'l spin it
in a different direction and then
hopeful y by then you'l be forfeitin’ and
if you're not then what i’l do is I wil rip
it out and then I would take a different
route then I'l make you deep throat that
fork with your eyebal s stil stuck to
it, and then there I’l fucking put it
down your throat so far down your
esophagus til there's so much fluid
that it's blocking your fuckin windpipe
you can no longer breathe from it then you
Know what you wil do is you’l actual y for
the first time in this entire rhyme you
wil actual y see somethin’! not just cuz
it's dark in here because it's dark and
you won't be able to persevere you wil
see the fear you wil actual y realize
that your eye stil works even though
that it's detached from your eyebal or
from your head from it and it's gonna be
one of the things that's got you. . it's
gonna. . you're gonna become dead from it
but not from the actual physical attack
that I did to you it's gonna be the
reason of your gonna die, is
because they're so fucking pitiful you
died from the fear that I was givin’ you!
and that's something that you couldn't
do even if you had a long-ass time with
notecards cue cards and you prepared an
interview you couldn't come up with as much
fucking shit that I just said with ‘this’
in the view look at the window that
you're lookin’ into from my view and
from my eyes too and you couldn't come
up with a rhyme to stop the sky from
coming up with crazy ass rhymes too and
let's say that didn't kil you let's say
the fork and the eye bal s and choking
you from asphyxiation didn't kil you
then I got another way I could get
around this and I would stil kil you
in a second with no hesitation and this
is just gonna be a quick explanation
then what I would do is I would fucking
take your arm and I would break it as
fast as possible then I would fuckin’
find a new way to change the obstacle
then what I would do is I'd break each
finger off one by one knuckle by knuckle
then I. . what I do is I would fuckin’
take off your belt buckle I would
fucking wrap that around ur arm
and I would tie it as hard as it could
until it acted as a tourniquet then I’d
makk the blood run from your arm it
would fuckin’ do so much fuckin’ harm
it would run off of it then it would
start drippin’ and droppin’ it would
start flippin’ and floppin’ it would
start gettin’ onto the carpet then I
would rub your face on it and then I’d put
the blood that came out of your fuckin’
arm onto your nose and then I'd put it
into it then your nostrils wil give it
up then you would no longer be able to
breathe like your fuckin’ nose was a
plugged hose with the fuckin’ foot
stepped on it and it had a kink in it
like a hose that couldn't get some water in it
was just like a sink that wouldn't get
the water out because there was
something wrong because there are too
many kinks in it and that's what's gonna
happen to your arm
after I step on and I do so much things
to it you would think that I was in the
punchline factory of this motherfucking
place in this division of MCing that
I'd be the king of it but I'm
trying to say is I'l take that arm out
and then what I'l do is I'l tie it
behind my back and so I can be as
handicapped as you, as you think of this
because you wish you could rhyme as fast
and awesomely as I can but you wouldn't
even think of it because if you did, you
would be sinkin’ bitch you would be sinkin
quick you'd be sinkin’ like in quicksand
you stand into the different
increments of things to think of when,
you try to get yourself out of that
situation when you get scared and you
think ‘okay how many excuses can I come
up with to save my life or to save my
ass from getting in trouble?’ then I hate
to burst your bubble but I'm one of the
people that come up with so many fuckin’
crazy rhymes I could hurt your huddle
even if you were a footbal player and you had
so much armor I'd stil find a way to
beat the shit out of you even if you had
guards first in front of you and you
thought that you wouldn't see any harm,
but it's gonna happen you're gonna
get harmed worse I'l fuckin’ take the
footbal to your fucking hands now make
it. . I'l make it rip up quick as fast as
a fuckin’ cat saying suffering succotash
in that fuckin’ cartoon cuz that how mad
he gets when he can't do the things that
he's trying to get when that little
birdie trapped in it but it doesn't yet
work as it's. . not have enough evidence to
keep them for entrapment and that's not
gonna work what's going to happen I'm
gonna take that fuckin’ footbal and take
the laces out of it then I'm gonna
fuckin’ drop this shit then I'm gonna
fuckin’ drop that bitch that was
guarding in front of you I'l fuckin’
give him a drop kick quick and then I'l
quickly stand up I’m throwin’ my arms
behind me push it up and then I'l just
fuckin’ you know flail my arms up
slightly I'l catch the next guy about
to tackle me I'l take his arm and take
his other arm
put him in an armbar and then I'l just
snatch the thing, what is that cal ed? the
fuckin’ helmet right off of his head and
then that just sinks into the point that
he's no longer got protection for it
then he gets as red as his
fuckin’ bloody ass head because it's
about to make of dead i could’ve just
fuckin’ snapped his neck and then I'l
throw him on the ground and i’l just
piss on him to be disrespectful and then
I do that just so you know he thought it
was a fuckin’ scary story but real y I
just took a piss on him to show him that
he's mine now he's my bitch I marked my
territory! and that's what happens when you
fuck with Adam Stark cuz Adam Stark is
one of the darkest motherfuckers in this ryhmin’ shit
and this Rhymin’ biz and you know that you
don't want to fuck with me any kind of
kids that think they can do crazy ass
rhymes like this just remember I'm the
punchline king of this fuckin’ shit so
you can suck a dick if you hate me if
you don't then I love you and you're one
of the craziest awesome people that I've
ever met and I would love to just give
you so many presents and cheers and
wonderfulness so if you're a cool person
that don't hate me and that doesn't give
me a bunch of shit then you're awesome
you're cool you're great and you know I
hope you live a long healthy life and I
hope you love this rap that I just
fucking did wonderful love it it's
getting time for me to go back!"
Al Sorts Of Stress Freestyle 12/16/17
"Rhymes that I spin in different directions and
they wil just give you infections and
they wil stop you in an interjections
and then what you could do is you could
fuckin’ suck on my biggest organ if you
hate it then I'l give. . I'l fuckin’ give
you death and I'l get you to sip some
vinegar for it if you don't want to
swal ow and then you’l suffer from rigor
mortis now then it'l be nothing less
than fucking sinister torment and I'l
fuck you up you'l be fuckin’ done
you'l have nothing but a bunch of
fuckin’ fist and and handcuffs for lunch
you'l do al of that and that'l
fuckin’ suck and then I'l be. . you'l be
as heavy as a fucking’ ‘trunk’ on an obese
elephant or as heavy as a fuckin’ ‘trunk’
on a fuckin’ on a car that was given
from the impound lot of a drug dealer
and a Sudan with nothin’ but drugs
in the trunk from the settlements
As heavy as that trunk would be or as
fuckin’ heavy as the fuckin’ trunk
coming from a fuckin’ 500 metric tonne
oak tree a fuckin’ trunk like that those
al those kinds of trunks that's
gonna be as heavy as that it's gonna be
heavy as the fuckin’ massive headache
that I've had trying to deal with the
stress that I cannot get ahead of it and
you cannot just make this out as if it
was an easy settlement and just wish it
was that easy but that's not something
the meddle with because it's a mental
state problem that you can't get ahead
of when you realize I'm running late I
better get the fuck out of this Freestyle!"
Let It Al Out Freestyle 12/18/17
"anything I fucking feel like but that's okay I'l just, I'l do what I Wanna do, you can't stop me, am I stoppin’
You? no I'm sayin’ words but that's
because it's fun and it's just an
obstacle and you know you can fuckin’
suck it like a popsicle HA! you thought I
was gonna say something
inappropriate but technical y I didn't I
said you could have a dessert! is that
something bad? no I don't think it is and
if it was then that's your problem and
then you were just thinking shit you had
a dirty perverted fuckin’ mind in the
gutter mainframe of thinking of things
and that's your problem not mine so
don't think it was this kid that was
jus sayin’ the craziest shit when it
was your brain the tricked you into thinkin’
something was bad coming from my
mouth before I even said it! that's your
problem and that would be pathetic if
that was the case and I'm saying that
sarcastical y so don't actual y get mad
at me when I say that that was just me
dramatical y putting on my point because
I'm not trying to take this past the
beef of imagining what I'm saying things
that I'm actual y saying in partial y
not saying as wel as you probably
thought I did but that's okay because
Adam Stark once again, most of my
things I say in my brain are anonymous
and they are ‘not nonfiction’ which means
they are fiction haha! I almost thought of
that the wrong way but that's okay
because what I'm saying is nonfiction
it's the real thing, wel I'm saying no
this is the unreal thing this is the
surreal thing this is al hypothetical
okay that's al I'm tryin’ to say
because I rhyme amazing and I could get
you with a very crazy type of
anaesthetics bro and it wil fuckin’
take you out and you'l be fuckin’
snoring soon and then you'l be bored
and snooze and then you'l be happier
than you were when you were awake
because then you don't have to look
around the war within view and al that
stuff I can come up with some crazy
fuckin’ rhymes you know it's just that's
what it is I'm fuckin’ reinventing the
wheel and you shouldn't fuckin’ freak
out when I fuck this smal business
thing up because it just. . ‘it wasn't a big
deal’ get it? you fuckin’ freak out that
‘wasn't a big deal’ and it was a smal
business investment or something not a
big deal I fuckin’ said that it's okay
because that was just a testament to the
fact that I can come up with crazy
amazing magnificent fuckin’ raps and
things that wil come up with a metaphor
that was almost completely set intact
and that's okay because everything Adam
Stark that he says in fact almost
certainly does become a fact and there I
Go being hypothetical again because
Adam Stark is one rhyming incredible fuckin’
frenzy of a person that you wouldn't
believe could ever come out with the
things he says but he is perfect in the
sense of making a form of art that's al I’m sayin’!"
For No Reason Whatsoever Freestyle 8/12/18
"Set yourself a couple of goals and wil you achieve them I
don't know but what happens is al the sudden your Gonna start bleeding within your cheeks
because you just want to give so many
speeches and people don't want to listen
but you're stil talkin’ til your speechless
and by that point you just
might as wel just be giving up but then
your life isn't livin’ up it's not worth
it either way either direction that
you go to and then what happens is you
are not going to be able to grow two
nuts that are going to give you the
strength for you to you know blow
through the punches that are going to be
thrown at you because what happens then
is you're not going to be able to
survive anything that is coming around
you and you'l be stared at like a
golden statue but not in a good way but
in a bad way where the stares are the
anxious ones, when it's people that. .
these aren't the kind of people that
you'l get thank-yous from, these are the
kind of faces that are going to be the
ones that are going to scare you as if
there was a different timeline in our
lifetime and it was racists ONLY and you
were the ONE race that wasn't the rest
of them and you stuck out like a green
thumb and it was part of a fuckin’
Testament that I'm makin’ up at this
moment and that would scare any opponent
to the point that you wouldn't want to
walk away without some components of
weaponry because then you would just be
getting yourself inside of some fucking
crazy asylum with a you know silent gun
behind you from every dark corner that
you would be hiding from and it would
just be pointing at you from the barrel
to the ‘click-clack’ and it's gonna ‘boom’
and then it'l be inside his thumb and
his numbskul it'l get go through here
to there it's a one bul et that has two
different targets hit!"
Laundry Room Freestyle 10/13/18
"Haven’t freestyled in awhile fuck it! do it for no reason just they're listening cuz I ain't doing this
shit for Commission you might get me in
the mood start dissin’ and I'l start
dishing out dishes at you like it was
your turn to clean up after the mess and
Then Adam Stark it's going to start grabbing
your neck and I'l snap it in half as
fast as I would be if I was cashing out
checks at a bank that knew me first and
I was the only person in the line
because you can't get this guy’s style
with the inquisitive Rhymes and I'm just
going to start you know making you start
listening guys harder than you ever have
before in the past because I'l start to
kick your ass and then I'l start to
take out a couple of liquor flasks and
I'l throw it at you and it's gonna
break into many pieces and the shards of
it are gonna get you scarred shit you're
not gonna be able to remember where your
apartment is!! that's how bad it's gonna damage you!"
Don’t Come At Me Freestyle 10/13/18
"freestyle cuz why fuck not? I mean you might as wel
Just swal ow a buckshot after I pul the
Trigger ‘boom! pow!’ goes down your throat
and that's what I'm al owed to know
because this is secret information if
you don't know it, you got to be kil ed
for it and then you're gonna get your
blood spil ed for it and this is me
stil forwarding the message that most
of you motherfuckers suck and you lack
the essence and you can't stop me you
can't get past my presence even if you
were a ghostly figure or a spiritual one
you can’t stop the guy because I'm
lyrical y one of the people that
have got the strength and I can't be
able to stop these pains in my lower
crotch from these crotch stains that
have gotten here because I've took too
many pisses on these whiney bitches and I'm
not playing I'm fuckin’ adjusting it as
I fuckin’ speak about it and there's no
way to you know get around the subject
you would take a week about to get to
that point of time for me to finish what I
was tryin’ to get to sayin’, but that's
okay because this just. . this display is
just arranging around the way it's a big
distraction and I'l kick your asses
faster than you get whiplashes from
going on black ice with these little
compacted compacted cars that you drive
would have fuckin’. . you know loose air in
it and you're not gonna be able to get
around me because my fist has nothing
but loose air in it and it's gonna
fuckin’ finish you like you got yourself
destroyed and it's gonna be about
annoying as it would be if you gettin’
stuck in traffic and you're trying to
get over there as fast as you can but
you know everyone around you is just
fuckin’ laughing because they got the
Express lane and they paid to get that
expense membership and you don't get
that so you aren't about that shit you
just watching them go around as fast as
a fuckin’ ship flying in the air going
quickly around you and you try to get
there you want to you know turn your
whip around and then get in that Lane
it's like they were doing, but then when
you get around to it somebodys come there
in the blind spot took your spot in
front of you then they crashed you then
you got hit and you now you've got
nowhere to run too fool because you
thought you had this al figured out but
you didn’t! you should have taken a
different route and that means two
different things as in driving in is and
you know what if you should have done in
Life now anyways in another direction of
takin’ it because I make these double
meanings al the time I'm making it I'm
destroying them that I'm taking them
because destruction is a form of
creation they say and that's what I'm
doing is im proving it I'm making that
Fucking point to you and shit as I'm here making
a fucking Union shit I'l fucking get
charged with fucking battery when I beat
you up and if you think you can beat me
in a fight that's fucking flattering and
then I'm gonna teach you a lesson about
Anatomy as I take every fraction of you
and tear it off and from the back and
then you see a string of you left, that's
the only part of you, this much of skin
is left intact and that's it, and then
the rest of you is blown apart from the
back and it was fucking stripped off of
you and the rest of it was just a point
that we'd laughed at as we see wow that guy
thought he had a fucking chance but he
didn’t because he lost his fucking pants
and his ass and he didn't have any iota
of any clue that he was gonna get into a
fight that he was gonna lose tonight
because he was. . he wasn't very tight
about this fight he was loose tonight I
mean he was, you know punching like he
was fucking carving a pumpkin and it was
just you know, forceful at one point and
then as soon as you pul out it's
NOTHING! and then you got nothing left
because that's what happens when you
carve a pumpkin your guts get spil ed
And thats what happens because you ain't got
fuckin’ skil s you just get fuckin’
kil ed you get punched and the wil of my
strength gets you out on the floor and
then you're nothing but a fuckin’ gril
in the wintertime USELESS! you ain’t heatin’
nothing you ain't starting a
conversation you ain't givin us
substance because that's what gril s does
they heat they can start a conversation
AND give you substance! if you know
anything about gril ing unless your gril
on your fucking own by yourself and then,
in that case okay my bad I might as wel
just admit that that didn't work out in
the way the metaphor was intended to do
but I'm just gonna be fuckin’ ending
these dudes who come against me even if
I get fuckin’ 10% of my fuckin’ saliva
stool jus’ stuck here because it al gets
so fucking weird as I talk too much and
I start yel in’ al of a sudden it's
like I feel like i got fucking jel -o
and it's in here and it's stuck and then
it's harder to speak but that's okay cuz
Adam Stark is just you know I'm a
geek I'm a fuckin’ I'm a martyr I’m every
one of those things and you can cal me
anything you want because not one of
them stinks of something that didn't
sound like bul shit in the first place
unless it was a positive note that cha
said and that. . in that case we'l give
you a hand of applause round of applause
I said a hand of applause that's okay
because it came out wrong because I. . my
mind is damaged at al of the things
I've been sayin’ because I even battle
myself if I fuckin’ look at myself in
the mirror I can diss myself better than
you could in your entire career an
entire a year of taking time to write some lyrics
here and then use them and then you
refuse em’ because what happens is when
you choose them and they try to you know,
unleash em’ on me then what's gonna
Happen is they're going to be re-leashed
instead of unleashed they’re re-leashed that's
right they were attached once and then
they no longer got it together and then
al of a sudden you're just holding on
a thread of a string trying to keep it
from bendin’ then it gets out of the
fuckin’ place that was trying to get like
a runaway dog and then you can't run
away from this guy because this is as
bad as running in the fog against a
fuckin’ person wearing the darkest type
of clothing like I am right now and you
happen to notice that if this would have
worked even better if my fucking face
was in the negative light of that
kind of effect and then it would be the
best of the best of the right passage
for me to choose to go to because then
I've walked away from you and it's not
even going to show you the fuckin’
chance that you would have to try and
play hide and seek bitch
then al sudden when your finding me
it's not the kind of guy you seeked, it's
the opposite of that it's the guy you
wanted to run away from, and then you
find me and then I'm just becoming a
fucking runaway bum like somebody
running away because they don't have a
home and they're homeless and then what
happens if you go up to them and you'd
want to tel them that this isn't the
path you should take and you should have
known this and you shouldn't have you
know, postpone this you should have
gotten your life together and got it
better for you but some people don't
have that choice, that decision to make
it they didn't have that chance when
they were younger they didn't get a
chance to even do that it was just it was
past them and then the functions of the
life has chosen them to be you know not
unable to do anything that they want to
do except for fucking a few things like
you know pee and to choose to do this and
to choose to do that and move around and
They ain’t gonna get into a place thats
gonna be warm it's not gonna be
somewhere that you would like to that
you could perform some place that you
could form a positive opinion about
that's where people live a lot of
people don't have any places to live and
you shouldn’t fucking take it for granted
the place that you do live at because it
happens to be a place that's inside
then what you should do is ask God too,
say thank you for that because you've
got set there instead of set nowhere
you've got that instead of nothin’ and
I'm not bluffin’ I'm not fuckin’ comin’
around acting tough and I'm just showin’
you these are motherfuckers that I could
squish you like muffins! yes I rhymed that
With muffins you didn't see that comin’ and if
you did wel then fuck it I just said it
you know and it didn't come from nothin’
it came from somethin’ that you might
have thought of as wel but it came out
better cuz it came from my mouth cuz I
could put thoughts around it as wel and
I can. . you can't put thoughts around this
as wel as I did it because. . and I'm
gonna tel you what I'm not gonna tel
you when I'm finished I might as wel
just hit the stop on that the air you
won't even see it coming ‘BAM!’"
Life Upsets Me Freestyle 6/05/19
“I say something, it doesn't mean I meant the
shit you take lyrics too serious that's
not my fault that's yours
it's the end of the sentence period I'm
just saying because it's meant to be
getting you furious because you know the
end of your period it's like I fuckin’
gonna beat someone who mentions me I'm
gonna. . what I'm do is I'm going to
suspend the geek I'm gonna fuckin’ hold
them after class if I think he is a
bitch get it? hold him, ‘classify’ if he is
a bitch? that's what I'm gonna do I'm
gonna fuckin’ do both of those things
that was somewhat of a double meaning
you know come to seeing that any
of you motherfuckers being in my way are
just gonna be unfortunately you're gonna
become a beating victim!”
“you know you just can't get it it's like fuckin’
trying to explain something to someone
that won't understand a dichotomy the
two times two types of things because
hip-hop is basical y my property and you
know it's like you wouldn’t understand the
two different choices to make because
the choices of fate it's like havin’ a
permanent lesbian try and say ‘I can't
get the dichotomy’ get it? she can't get
the ‘dyke outta me’ and she can't get the two
different choices of being straight as
the other dichotomy because I fuckin’
rhyme properly!”
“then he would sel that whole fuckin’ landscape and try and make a good fuckin’ real estate area for it
but then it was very important because
the thing is I don't drive any amateur
cars I got a fuckin’ pro Porsche in it I
gotta fuckin’ put that in the garage and
it was fitting perfectly it was
proportionate and then I fuckin’ had a
perfect landscape on front I had a pro
porch in it! I mean it was al that
shit happenin’ in one fuckin’ time I
don't know what type of entendre that
was but that was my fuckin’ line and I
just said it because I meant it and I’m
gonna fuckin’ make you look pathetic and
you gonna have to have a false
prosthetic or a prosthesis or
whatever that is because my apothesis
is that you were not gonna beat this
you're just gonna fuckin’ hear this and
then you're gonna be able to repeat this
in your nightmares cuz those are fuckin’
crazy ass night tears that you're gonna
go through and then it's gonna fuckin’
explode you and I'm not gonna rhyme this
with Goku I don't watch that show dude
if you want me to it's too bad what
I'l fuckin’ do is ruin your day like
replacing your fuckin’ delicious bad
food with tofu is what I'm gonna go do
yes I said that instead of sayin’
something violent because this is al
hypothetical anyway so when I vent it's
gonna come out the way that I feel like
and you know I feel like rhyming and
I feel like taking these fuckin’. . I could
take a fuckin’ high heel and hike and
chuck it at somebody and it's gonna
fuckin’ hurt it's gonna go right where I
want it to and their blood is gonna
squirt and it's gonna splurge and it's
gonna explode them it's gonna be once
again like I said before absurd and then
you real y are gonna fly like a bird
like I said before and this is a fuckin’
metaphor and I'm gonna be makin’ sure
that you're gonna be on the reded floor
and it's gonna be an upsetting tour if I
was to walk around and take a look at
places here because that's I'm gonna
Find out what I did beforehand which I
forgot because al of a sudden I forget
what I was doin’ and then al the sudden I step on
my shoes get ruined because it's fucking
blood and guts underneath it because you
don't want to be the one to
see it and I don't want to be the one to
seep with my fuckin’ sucks get things
On it then I have to figure out how to
do my laundry and it's gonna get
disgusting it's gonna smel terrible and
then al of a sudden I'm gonna be
pondering oh gee maybe I should stop
serving these bitch-ass haters but
that's okay cuz this just gets fast and
way worse than it could have been any
other time I mean fuck it what should I
do just sleep al day like a narcoleptic
or should I just oh, fuckin’ be like a
frog and just leap al day or I could
fuckin’ you can choose you want to be a
frog? or a narcoleptic? you could just
Sleep (/leap) al day! Get it? it's a fucking double
fucking meaning I'm doing it again cuz I'm showing you the blueprint with this shit
and I can't even see color so how would
I know if it's fucking blue or not?
because this dude is hot this dude comes
up with rhymes that'l fucking ruin
the pot of a melting potted area because
what it should be is a melting pot in
the sense of al different types of
people yes t's good it's good to
see it that way but what I'm trying to
see is a different type of place where
we have only one type of good fucking
music listeners that would be my type of
pot of a singular ingredient and that
would be the way that I would love to be
seeing it and that would be the way of
the world for their ears to be feeding
it yes i said ears feeding that's two
different senses but you get this what I
was trying to say what I was trying to
give off with my precipice is that I'm
saying feeding you with knowledge which
knowledge you have to hear first and
then you understand that that's the way
that it works because it's a very weird
verse that we live in and it's a wery
weird verse that I'm given because I'm
given a verse technical y I hope that
counts as a double if not then I'm in
trouble but fuck it you know I'l just
do whatever I got to do I'l fucking
snatch it out of you with that
confidence that you thought you had that
you thought you were gonna be able to
throw at someone else and you were gonna
you know. . give someone hel
but you we're just looking dumb as hel in
the process and in the and in the Loch
Ness’s cage you just got you know
stretched into a fuckin’ impossible
measurement and then
you fucking tenements would start with ligaments
Would throw up and break into
different segments of it and that's the
sentiment that I'm giving”
“the damn truth is you know we just. . there's so
many of these damn new kids that just
don't understand how the world works and
they'l just accept what they read in
the history books and just listen to me
look they're not tel ing al the truth
it's as easy as that but they won't
actual y do the research in fact they wil
just take what they read and relax and
go on to the next thing but you know
that's just the thing you know, you know
I don't understand the rest of us can't
stand for this and what I'l do is I'l
fuckin’ pluck your eyes out and get it
done like a retina transplant I'l put
your ice in a box like a retina
transplant and I'l fuckin’ keep
the drinks cold like I’m putting ice in a
box like a retina transplant! I mean
that's what I'm doin’! I'm just fuckin’
eyes ice yes it sounds close enough
because you know this stuff Adam Stark
does he comes up with crazy ass rhymes”
I Hate Fake People And Wannabe’s Freestyle 6/12/19
“likely see an untimely demise it'l come for
you guys and any girls alike that are
going against me and that's okay because
what they're gonna do is tempt me and
I'l fuckin’ just keep pummeling them
with fuckin’ raps as mean as can because
Adam Stark is just seamlessly running
through these critics and bitches and
whiners and al the other type of things
because I hope that your hymen hurts by
the time I'm done fuckin’ coming up with
these rhymin’ words! I'm fuckin’ sick of
This you guys are like politicians and shit
you guys are fuckin’ weak and you're
just playing politics with that shit I
fuckin’ hate it you want to fucking realize something
I can say what I want to say I know
it's a crime to speak my mind but I
don't give a shit if you real y want to
fuckin’ see some ideal crimes you just
gotta hope go ahead and look at the
fuckin’. . speeches of politicians that
would be the ideal time to find some
real crime if you ask me!”
“just gets me fuckin’ pissed off you know I
need to get myself a big Glock or a big
gun or something I need to find
something to wield like I’m motorcycle
hunting! and get it? I'm looking for
something two wheeled like I’m motorcycle
hunting! and I need somethin’ to grab like
something ‘to wield’ that's fucking crazy
I just said that I just. . every time I
Fuckin’ rhyme I come up with a double
like a new feel and it's just crazy
because and it's just one of those
things that Adam Stark does because he's
too real he just got these crazy raps
and I'm just fuckin’ crazy but that is
just gonna fucking start swinging like I
got you know 80 bats and just gonna take
my turn and see how many of them wil
break with that I can just you know I'l
do a density test and see how long
they can last or a duration exam and
that's gonna happen I'm gonna create
something that's mad and it's
fuckin’ mad as in a crazy way and it's
just you know Adam Stark is always
living in this crazy place state of mind
and it's not the state of mine I'm not
about Minnesota I'm talking about the
crazy times!”
your fuckin’ bal of your elbow and I'l
hit that and then you be like ‘OW! oh hel
No!’ or I can hit the fuckin’ bal of your
kneecap and you wil see that you won't
be able to react
I'l fuckin’ you know fuckin’ step on
you and pounce you out you won't be able
do nothing and its just fuckin’ come
around this route and I'l fuckin’
beat the shit out of you and what wil
you be doing except being grounded now?
or fuckin’ bleed to death because your
spleen is stretched and it's fuckin’
popping out of your fucking chest YES I
said chest! I know the spleen doesn't
come from there but that's okay cuz Adam
doesn't fucking care! it's gonna start
from where it original y was came from
and then what's gonna happen is it's
gonna get so damaged so fast from the
fuckin’ angle that I came from it's
gonna come out of a different place that
it wasn't supposed to be but it
happened to have sprang from! is that
enough for you? because I know you were
gonna say ‘the spleen does it come from
the chest it comes from a different place’
wel you know that's what I do I fuckin’
freestyle and I can come up with a way
to make anything work like a fuckin’. . I
could take the laziest peasant on Earth
and I can give them a job and then
they’l . . by the end of the month they'l
be Employee of the Month and then you'l
be like holy shit
Adam Stark meant what he said and he has
become what he has become as in speaking
about the peasant in that time because
that rhyme was crazy and it was almost
like a bad time but you know that's what
happens you know? Fuck it I know I've
said a lot about basebal whatever I
don't even need a basebal bat I can
just fight with these things I mean it's
like what comes to mind when you think
of a basebal bat it's swings, I mean it's
like what comes to mind when you think
of a vampire bat it's wings, it's like
what comes to mind when you think of
your favorite chicken restaurant it's
wings! it's like fuck I just came up with
three of those things I mean fuck it I
tried my best you know I just. . I don't
know if that's an entendre’ or not but
you know whatever I just. . I try and yet
it comes up with crazy shit every time
and yes I don't need a basebal bat to
beat your ass cuz I can do it with
anything else that I could find and then
you'l stil lose that battle because
you won't be able to fuckin’ travel by
the time I'm done with you you fuckin’
unholy fucking calumnious doof!
yes I said doof! I could have rhymed it
with anything else but if anything else
I said something crazy that you wouldn't
have been able to say yourself and that
people listening that care about me, many,
had felt I'm teaching new self-defense
with words and be concerned because
it's gonna get on your nerves which get
very easily hurt these days because your
fucking pussy and a whiny one and you're
just a fucking walkin’ vagina son! that's
what you are and that's what I'm saying
just to make fun of the haters that's it
nobody else. . anyone else that's not
on my side such a fat dick and not in a
joyful way but in a way that's gonna
fuckin’ ruin your day that's what I
fucking said I don't know it's just
something weird it's just. . goin’
against me you better come prepared cuz
I'm gonna beat any fuckin’ fight that is
against me cuz what's gonna happen is
they are gonna get on the nerve of this
MC and they're gonna get fuckin’ beat
down very fast it's gonna be scary cuz
I'l fuckin’ do a scary laugh in the
middle of it I'l be laughing at the
fact that you think you could win and
then you'l get fuckin’ pounced out
And then fucking stepped on and then just
like a bouncer against someone else
you'l get bounced out you'l get thrown
out of it you'l get. . you'l fuckin’
pounce out like a kangaroo coming out of
its mom's pouch and that's what's
gonna happen is you're gonna get your
ass kicked out of here faster than a
fuckin’ lazy son on his mom's couch!
after she gets you know, sick of him at
that point in time cuz you know boy this
rhyme is going in al directions but I'm
tryin’ to say I'l beat your ass and
it's not gonna be hard to do cuz you
know, you're just fucking nothing but
fodder dude you're nothing you just. . you
couldn't fuckin’ stand against me
No beefin’ with me you wouldn't even
have a barbecue near me in the fuckin’
vicinity cuz this MC is just kil ing
freaks that come against me with you
know minimal speech with minimal
triumph minimal effort and that's just
that's what comes with it is triumph and
effort and it's just gonna be able to
fuckin’ make your mind splurge with
redness because that's the last thing
you're gonna see is the blood squirting
out of your forehead before I kil that
motherfucker and yes I said this I meant
this you know figuratively of course
this is al hypothetical cuz that's what rap is
it's taken its course and then it's
gonna be able to show you that if this
were true though I would win with force
on my side and I'm not talking about
some you know mythological scientifical
science fictional Jedi power from a
fuckin’ movie and show I'm talking about
the actual force isn't something that
can be scientifical y proven to show you
and I'l fuckin’ be able to explode you
from the outside in!”
“tel me that you don't believe that I can do this and you're gonna be like ‘you know what Adam Stark I
don't get it I real y doubt that’ wel
you know what's gonna happen? is I'm
gonna beat your ass real y quick and
then you won't be able to bounce back!
you're gonna fuckin be hurtled onto the
ground and I'l keep fuckin’ stepping on
you too until you're just a fucking ounce
flat! you weighed 1 hundred pounds at first
wel not anymore I’m pretty sure I doubt
that, cuz you're gonna weigh so fuckin’ much
less than what you were before it's
Not even gonna be an ounce flat when I put
it on the scale you're gonna be dead to
rights it's gonna be dead and then
what's gonna happen next is you're gonna
be wondering what's gonna happen with
your life and it's gonna be around that
time you realize that I fuckin’ stomped
you so fucking hard on your skeleton
you'l be left without col arbones like
a housecat!”
Hip Hop Is A Competition Freestyle 6/24/19
“and that guy is right here
he's the fuckin’ Rap God he lives inside
of this brain because this guy he can
obtain any fuckin’ power and any type of
a fuckin’ plane of existence I can take
it over just like a fuckin’ hijacker
because hi slackers I fuckin’ come
around you cuz you guys are lazy with ur
writing but then I just freestyle and
then I'm laughing at you because my
rapture has you fuckin’ caught by the
fuckin’ ankles and it's gonna throw you
against the fuckin side of the ground
even though you were just 30,000 feet in
the air, now you can wave bye to it now because
you fuckin’ hit the floor with it or
the ground with if whatever it was you
got grounded now and I ain't fuckin’
keeping you in detention or some kind of
shit where your gonna get in trouble for
your parents cuz you ain't gonna be able
to be finding out whatever I fuckin’ meant
by that because I fuckin’ said grounded
I meant it in two different ways cuz this
is great because I can fuckin’ take you
to a different space a different fuckin’
time and plane of existence this is
crazy admittance coming from a fuckin’
whistleblower because this guy is the
motor that fucking keeps the game
driving and it is composure that I'm
coming up with and I don't keep
composure sure I fuckin’ lose my mind
al the fuckin’ time when I fuckin’
rhyme you know I don't give a fuck if
you don't like this guy if you don't
want to you can just fuckin’ go ahead
and disappear as you're one of the lucky
type that is able to have wishes like
that but not say it to my fuckin’ face
cuz you're one of the people that gets
on my fuckin’ nerves and you fuckin’
want to spit on my fuckin’ grave but
Thats not gonna happen for a few years now so
I don't give a fuck what you say that's
just gonna be the fuckin’ end of your
time in existence because I haven't come
here to fuckin’ you know run around to
play with this shit cuz I'm just gonna. .
just gonna fucking relay to you
some shit I don't give a fuck about al
the fuckin’ haters and yes there's tons
of them because al they do is fuckin’
you know. . al they take is their white
flag and they wave theirs!”
Mad As Can Be Freestyle 6/25/19
“ungratefulness and you know I just hate
those bitches that do al that crazy
shit you know it's like I could fuckin’
give a shout-out to them wil they give
it back to me? no of course not they just
relax with me they just say ‘oh I got
what I needed from him so I don't have
to do anything else’ and I just. . and I react with
HEAT I fuckin’ come up on them and I just hit
em’ with a fire punch and it wasn't some
wordplay it was me actual y getting them
something that they didn't expect to see
on that day and that was gonna fuckin’
you know fuckin’ ruin everything that
they had going for them they were al
the sudden doing something that was so
important then al of a sudden I lit up
their fuckin’ face it turned red and
then black because it was bleeding two
different colors once I hit that and the
impact was making them go, you know. . and
how many feet I'd say at least six flat!
but when al of a sudden they got hit
back and then um. . let's see what would
happen after that? I mean I would Adam
Stark would have to rap and then I’d have
to teach him about the actual facts that
they weren't realizing that after the
rap when I was fuckin’ dissing them for
it and then they didn't think this was
important and they jus decided to ignore it
but what happened is I showed them
exactly how the floor bends I could just. .
I hit him so far down to the ground
I broke the fuckin’ floor vents I did
al of that and then al of a sudden I
fuckin’ took the evidence and I made him
swal ow that al that they'd leaked
about ten pints of blood then what I
decided to do was I became a thug just
for that moment and I put it inside of a
fucking bottle and a jug and I made him
swal ow that shit I made him get rid of
the evidence so then nobody could knew
that anybody had ever been hit and on
that fucking moment and there's no
nothing to find on the surface no
forensics could find this they couldn't
figure this out and they almost looked
at us in an interrogation like maybe they
tried to rehearse this but that's okay
because I’m curse bitch! I'm cursed bitch
I am in the fucking way that I get
nervous but then I stil can show you
that I can you know come up with crazy
rhymes with or without a purpose even if
it was by accident I can show you that
here or in an actual rap event I can
come up with the crazy fuckin’ rhymes
because when Adams vexed then Adam gets
people fuckin’. . people bent up and then
they get you know, ruinin’ their shape like
they were fuckin’ perfectly symmetrical
al of a sudden you take one look at
Adam Stark the wrong way and then al
of a sudden what I do is I take a cement
truck and I let the cement trickle al over
you and then it's gonna fuckin’ harden
al over the different places and then
this shit is greatness because I
can fuckin’ show you that yeah Adam Stark
even if he's saying words that is so
gracious I can al the sudden change it
around and I can destroy everybody in. .
within my face and I can just show you
that with this basis that I'm coming up
with in the moment because you know I
integrated whatever I need to because
fuck it I could fuckin’ assassinate you!”
“Take you out at any moment at al
Because it's like I lacked description
you wouldn't be able to pick me out of a
crowd you know I'm like a mathematician
I could just find a moment of time and I
could just plan it out perfectly and
scientifical y I could just you know
rhyme specifical y in order to beat this
motherfucker down because I am this MC
the fuckin’ number one of them the one
that isn't gonna be down and you
wouldn't be able to become one of them
you wouldn't be able to you make your
dreams come true and become good at this
rhyming shit because this guy is lit
this guy is fuckin’ on fire in that
sense and I'm also mad at too, mad at
that too and then that was a way that I
would have to rap to because to isn't t o
and t o o and t w o that's three different
types of to’s because I am the type of
dude that once you like the fuse it's
gonna fuckin’ blow up and explode on you
because I'm just a fuckin’ bomb dude I'm
the atom bomb dude I could fuckin’ stomp
you and just beat you into the fuckin’
ground to the point the ground fuckin’
feels the pain and al sudden inanimate
objects start feeling things that they
didn't feel before al the sudden it's
like oh my god the things I created that
weren't supposed to have feelings now I
feel in vain because Adam Stark fuckin’
hurt that motherfucker that was organic
so bad that al the sudden the things
that aren't organic are al the sudden
getting mad because they're feeling the
fuckin’ pressure from it and that's
physical y and emotional y and mental y
and psychological y because I said
I fuckin’ felt like it because I'm a
psychotic MC I can say al that shit
that I fuckin’ felt like because I get
angry at things and I just feel like I
do a lot of things for other people they
don't do even half of it back because
you know that is just the fact I mean
what are we gonna fuckin’ do dispute
opinions? because this shit is you know
fuckin’ getting me diminished as a
diminished capacity because I'm fuckin’
pissed off at this shit and I'm just
rapping so rapidly because I happen to
be fuckin’ pissed off as Adam could BE!
I'm like. . I'm like I'm up to the fuckin’
ceiling with it in fact if this was a
sunroof and you would see Adam Stark al
the sudden come through if you were
looking from the outside looking at this
vehicle but then you would see it cool
down al the sudden because I'l start
humming you know I’l just you know, relax a
little bit and then al the sudden Adam
Stark’s madness would just erase in
A vent and it would just go away and just
come back you know crazier again once
I fuckin’ get pissed off at something
else random that would happen I am
pretty mad these days and my raps have
nothing to do with what I'm actual y mad
about and it's amazed what I can come up
with!”
Freestyle Rap Battles are another talent of mine! My biggest personal regret in my entire life… is the footage I have lost due to an unfortunate circumstance! In high school, I competed in a lot of freestyle rap battles! It was the highlight for me. I had a ton of real y great moments where the crowds would cheer me on, or point and laugh at my opponent. SOME of these battles were on video, but it was an inadequate flip phone that had no ways of keeping or restoring the videos. So frustrating! Therefore, I decided to start doing freestyle rap battles again! I use a live streaming service and other rappers hit me up on social media to cal in and join. It’s a very intense competition, at least for me personal y! I love being in the combat! I have plenty of respect for rappers that do written battles, but those aren’t for me. I like unlimited rounds with no time limits. I like seeing and hearing what people can come up with impromptu, on the spot. I am severely punishing to my opponents because I refuse to lose a freestyle rap battle! At any and al costs! The fol owing is the live stream freestyle rap battles so far that I’ve took the time to write out both rapper’s round’s lyrics: K Clapper Vs Adam Stark Freestyle Rap Battle
K Clapper’s round lyrics:
“Guns so big, King Kong couldn’t hold this bitch I’l hold the fifth with a ful y loaded clip,
Gun to Adam’s head, explode it quick, I’m exposing shit, see your thoughts coming out like i need your opinion!
I’l keep an extension,
Meet my best friends, ‘Smith and Wesson’
They love what I did to you
Your dead face looks so messy, I bought a bib for you!
Adam yous a bitch!
You don’t want this smoke, it’s an unclean hookah stick
Your music is trash! I hate that I googled it
My guns can fix that problem, I cal them my tool kit
I got that Iron man,
And I’l give Mr. Stark the business like Iron Man,
I hold Bricks like an oven,
The heat is with me if you frontin’
And just like the oven I’m cooking up substance
But you’l taste the lead first when the snub hits!
You can’t come to my hood, my block is mean
My glock is too it shot up teens
If you take one footstep here I’l knock ur teeth and you won’t able to talk for weeks I’m mister K Clapper, main factor great swagger, I’l have the metal surround you like a prey trapper
I keep the K clappin’ like a gun show
My hood wil clap it up like applauding a gun show
K Clapper making money til my gun broke! Bitchass!”
“That didn’t sound like a fuckin’ freestyle but that sounded like written shit whatever…
You said you had a Bib for me?
Your a bad dad I’l prove it Biblical y,
People watching wil say Adam’s the boss and my disowned father K Clapper isn’t, Cal me the don (/dawn) cuz the sun (/son) is risen!
Ironical y When you mask your face I think of a face mask cuz you shouldn’t be al owed to spit I’l go pound you quick
while you hide your face in cyberspace
I don’t know what you look like, but you ran outta breath so I can assume your fat, it’s settled I can assume your short too cuz your not on my level
Ugly minuscule pudgy little fool
You never work out, neither do your rhymes, you know
Fat fuck wouldn’t even do Arm circles are when ur arms are cold!
When you throw a punch I’l grab your wrist, stop your violence like an activist, your life wil take a different turn, a new path for it, then jab your ribs, count 5 Columns down and I’m not talking about taking a gun apart when I say I’l ‘detach the fifth’!
No breathing for you
But bleeding wil do
And once you get in I.V. I wil pee in the tube! Mother fucker K Clapper?
That name sounds like an adult gay actor
Lemme put it to you like this, if your real y a GREAT rapper Then I’m a chain snatcher!
Fuck outta here, that’s not believable shit, people know this
Talking bout a brick oven bitch you live in a soup kitchen Tel those ‘dicks’ you hang out with to get a clue bitches!
Don’t ignore this
I’l get your body ‘shipped off’ and by that I mean deep into orbit!
It’s like a wolf’s nightly routine thinking how’l (/howl) ya go for the moon!
I’m beating your ass so bad I’m bored with you
No good lookin woman has ever slept or snored with you
And that oven your talking about? its not guns when you say burners are stored with you!
Got rid of his gun, what was my plan? Soon as I move: disarm (/dis arm) Get it? Moved this arm
Pshh you can rap like that
My music does sucks to you? What would you substitute? One of these mumble dudes?
You and your producer and publisher are not a great team
If I threw you in the biggest river, they stil wouldn’t consider you in the main stream!
(/mainstream!)
I’m not even fighting you I’m fighting my anger
Ya life is in danger
I’m Not welcome in your hood?
This isn’t true,
My karate teacher yel ing “throw ‘kicks’ at em’ (/Adam)” you’l get the ‘boot’
Bitchass little goof in a midget suit swimming through
The blood in a little pool
Of his own stuff, and you know what?
If I punch you I wouldn’t even hit the fist or fucking contact it to your face n you’d probably throw up!
The only reason I’m not welcome in your hood is cuz your entire family hates me for kil ing you!”
Tyyson Junior Vs Adam Stark Freestyle Rap Battle
Tyyson Junior’s Round Lyrics:
“At the sight of Adam my aim is At him,
Blazing Adam
It’l start raining caps from my gat
or if I get bored I’l get my machete and stab him with that!
I’m good in the kitchen,
I’m cuttin’ whites up I’m good with precision,
Knives out is what I rhyme bout,
I wil Stab Adam and his friend,
Stab him in his abdomen
Stab him in his ankles to see Adam trip
Adam’s retarded that’s why they say you gotta see Adam ‘spit’
You and my gun both like to talk a lot, you wil be best friends, Breaking News you’l see an end (/CNN)
Don’t you dare give a disc to me
I’m like a bad student, I never gave a fuck about your history How you suppose to make money off your songs and books, when that shit is free?!
My pockets are big green like a Christmas tree
Your books are free thats trash,
Your a clown but Imma get the last laugh
I’l cut you up like you sat at the barber chair,
I got techs (/tec’s) with me like I’m sel in’ hardware
Guns busting like the Wild West
You better wear a wild vest,
Or maybe 3 of them
I wil scuff ya chin, beating him,
Hustlin’ like I’m in a hurry
Shootin’ al day like I’m Curry
I ain’t worried
You Look like a fat ass marshmal ow
Your a cheerleader I’m Carmelo
You look like the pil sbury doughboy
This young bul is taking your spot old boy
I’m a Pimp I could sel you mad bitches
You do that math bitch you do bad business
My knives ain’t junk just cuz I say I’l scrap with this
I’m on my grind i get the job done you can’t fuck with this I’m a bad priest my guns even touching kids”
Adam Stark’s Round Lyrics:
“Wow, You just said you’d touch kids? Sounds like a confession for the baddest sin, Your penance is to never rap again!
You act like in your little spot your the biggest dog, wrong animal you pedophile your a chickenhawk!
Look that word up I’m not explaining it
This is where the entertainment ends
You hate my books? Just for you I’l make a new non-fiction story after
‘Tyyson Junior the phony actor’,
You’l die in the first chapter
And the name of that wil be cal ed ‘chapter one: the worst rapper!’
At least people can look me up,
You sound weak, as in someone I could beat up!
Tyyson Junior, won’t win this battle so people wil say that guy’s a loser I’l teach you how to rap later I’l hire you a licensed tutor My guns are silent, you won’t be able to find this shooter I heard a lot of Stab this, stab that, I’l explain to everyone who’s wondering, I’m perfectly unharmed, only my ears are suffering,
I’m like a dried lawn, and number one player cuz no one is cuttin’ me!
But YOU wil get cut slashed and gutted fast,
Poke holes in your cheeks,
Press hard and slowly release each
Holding a unique piece of flesh
Put the sharpest part of it in between your teeth like a floss, Pick and pluck pieces off
I’l end up gushing your cheek off onto my wet red blade,
So the next time you look at me sideways I’l be able to see your teeth without an x-Ray!
Your not cuttin’ shit your not cut for this so stop with this fuckin’ foolery, With my sharp tool, You’l get several piercings, and you didn’t even order body jewelry!
I’m anxious to hear you review this battle after as you snitch cal this a threat and make up a statement,
I’l use my knife on your torso to solve algebraic equations Shit, you weak stupid imbecile I could beat you using an accent
“Your terrible I hope next time you go faster,
Your the wackest,
Adam Tyyson is so boring
Is there any way to fast forward?!”
You’re not a pimp either by the way you’re a polygamist,
those ugly women you probably do cunnilingus with
I don’t believe your a pimp, Your wives don’t count,
I bet you fantasize
about other rapper’s lives
And their girls that they have with them you get rejected so your trippin’
You must have trouble comprehending females…Because you just can’t ‘get’ women!
Your life has always been shitty
And I’m not nit picking
Your get hungry watching me Picnicking
I’m a fortune tel er I’l message your mother her future, I’m dick pic-ing Tons of metal sluggers in my bag you’l ask me as you discover Adam is that a bat chu brought? (/batch you brought?) batch and bat Thats a fact
My rhymes in tact
But fuck al that I’l fight you fair
In your happy place I’l fight you there!
I’l do some type of spin and a kick,
You’l be legitimately hit and your skul wil crack and I’l see a chip of it flip and switch Block your next punch, elbow your neck up,
I’m short, but saying I can’t fight is a misconception,
When kick I hit this bitch with perfection
it’s like dropping building blocks my lego’s (/leg goes) in different directions But you didn’t even hit the ground I’l grab your ankle
and I’l Put you in the opposite direction and pul to make it painful Then slam drop you hard on different places
You’l be grounded for not understanding the gravity of this situation And then after that I’l pick you up as you can barely speak, The fight was like 20 seconds but you’l feel like it was a long time like you were there a week In this altercation your fucking Doomed…
I’l start Bending your knee backwards it’s like having a rod in it, Cuz your leg is ‘SCREWED!’
I’l kick your ass, your friends and al of their little fucking asses There’s no way you’d end up in my fucking bracket
Tons of Blood splashing it’l look like I’m painting with a limited color pal et Get you fucking self severely smacked up,
For more then one reason You won’t be able to get backup (/back up)…
Cuz you don’t have any friends AND cuz your dead!
You’l final y get your wish, performing in front of an audience…
Unfortunately it’s for the jury
And that is only if I let you stay alive, no promises”
Quincy Pop Smoke Vs Adam Stark Freestyle Rap Battle! NOTE: for whatever reason, my opponent literal y whispered quietly every thing he said when he was rapping…
Quincy Pop Smoke’s Round Lyrics:
“My bad I’m ready I just can’t be too loud where I’m at… yo…
I’l bury bro, the scenario is I got guns and my heat wil flame liars, I’m always strapped like a safe driver
I got big bil s and your a change finder
Punk ass bitch
Your so dumb you’d cook crack in a microwave
Your bald you look twice your age
You dumbass, are you a Twit or (/Twitter) something? I saw your face book (/Facebook) for the exit you homo,
I’m going in, to gram the photo (/Instagram?)
I said that cuz your anti-‘social’
My bars are so hot your can get sunburnt
You probably keep viagra pil s in your cupboard,
Fucking with my block, wil get your family shot,
Like Pizza Hut, I’l order you a family box
I’m good with these sticks like battle drums,
Fuckin’ with me, you’l get bucks in return like a tax refund I don’t hate you for being optimistic,
I hate you cuz your retarded and autistic,
Fourth of July party, my block is lit
I’l plea the fifth after I shot the shit
Like Wu Tang you don’t know who that kil a be (/Kil er be) like it’s anonymous My ghetto would scare the devil,
See me on my street? Not even the daredevil
I’l blare metal, shoot you so much you’l resemble jel o,
You shouldn’t rap, stick to techno
My gun is glued to me, I can never let go,
Fuck Adam Stark, Adam’s a mark,
Pussy die slow, I’m the main attraction and your just a side show, I’m a tyrannosaurus but does that mean I’m gonna die, no (/dino)
You shouldn’t be rapping hater,
I’l punish you for that bad behavior,
Battling me is like being in a elevator,
…with an al igator
Fuck you”
Adam Stark’s Round Lyrics:
“You just rhymed elevator and al igator
Welcome to rhyming orientation hel o stranger I’m your navigator Mark my words bitch I’m gonna fuck you up for dissing people with autism I don’t have it personal y but that doesn’t make your hate speech at al different And speaking of speech, I tested every rapper opponent,
For their loudness and decibel components,
And Quincy, a Volume measured the lowest
(/Of al , you measured the lowest)
You quiet whispering bitch
You lost your voice and lost this battle quick,
You said I’m bald, wow observant, just for that I’l be your next Stylist, Your immature When I hear you I think of a toddler plate… childish (/child dish) put you in a Closed casket
I bet in speech classes your words were Closed captioned
If you were next to me and my sensitive ears on a rol er coaster: happy camper If you were tel ing someone how to diffuse a bomb: that’s a hazard Next time you battle, you need a lozenger and a hot tea first Oh wait I figured it out, you live with mommy and are scared of getting embarrassed by your parents
Your scared of me, I’m gonna tare you bad, You can’t hide your emotions, its like your blowing a bubble, we can al see through this fear!
(/sphere) you have
Your voice is at a very low frequency
I consider you a freak Quincy
I’l put your head in a fucking chokehold for so long people wil be screaming: “Free Quincy!”
I should scream and swear louder to get you in trouble with your parents Watch this fucker get embarrassed
Your the first rapper I’ve ever met that can say the art of actual y rapping is an obstacle, You shoulda cal ed in sick and be the first rapper to show up to battle with me with a doctors note
Your little bitch voice disease, I’ve never heard of a case like this, I bet when your arrested, cops don’t even have to tel you your right to remain silent Watch this bitch get destroyed
I’l throw a curvebal with a basebal at your windpipe, congratulations you final y got some pitch in your voice
You wouldn’t be able to snitch and talk to the feds
And if you did… wel , they wouldn’t be able to tel at al what you said I’l hit you so fucking hard you’l be demonstratin’
Record breakin’
Meditation!
That’s how long you’l sleep
Your soft and weak
Your an emo goth bitch, this battle wil give you an Emotional break down, If I kick the lower part of your leg Your emo shin’l break down!
Your fuckin’ dumbass wouldn’t even be a captain, if you were driving a boat now, You’l get demoted for trippin’ and you’l see your rank’l (/your ankle) go down,
You don’t need a gun I bet you take heroin needles to go on a shooting spree, I’l pul out my magnetic knife you’d think it was glued to your stupid cheek, After the blood goes pouring out and it ruins your Tee,
Red dots on your face…. Look at the bright side at least now it looks like your going through puberty!
Stomp you the fuck out, it’l look like you got a face tattoo of a black shoe Show you someone that’s got the power,
Your a bitch! Your a scared bunch of cattle, get it? A coward (/cow herd) I’l keep going til you stop living,
Your future is like your ex, it’s not pretty,
Steal your life and carry your body out the store, they don’t know whether to charge me with homicide or shoplifting!
Fuck it I’l put the knife and gun away
So you don’t run away
Your done today
I wil punch and break your ugly face
You’l find out how your stomach tastes
I’l do a backward spinning kick,
You’l try to block it real y quick
But even if it’l miss
I’l retract my foot back with your wrist in it
Force it down and your arm wil be in harm it seems,
You can’t overpower me, your bitchass voice already sounds like you can hardly breathe, You won’t get this beat down off you no matter how hard you squeeze, I’l anticipate you to punch with your free hand and lower my body to distort it, Feed you a few fists to the stomach like a rental spot for you to store it,
Then I’l grab your stupid fucking hair and try to throw it to my other hand, Miss on purpose, and you’l be face first on the fucking sand I wil fuck you up and ruin you dude,
I’l hit your forehead with your own hand in front of it touching it too, It’l look like I’m making a toy army dol do a salute
“Sir Yes Sir…”
You lost this war this sick piece of trash! Your career fel so far you needed a parachute Gun to your head, here’s how you wil perish, shoot!”
Nick Da Shooter Vs. Adam Stark Freestyle Rap Battle!
Nick Da Shooter‘s round:
“I’m flipping these bricks
Making street money gettin’ it in
Making a mil ion quick
With ya bitch on my dick
Open the chamber then close your casket
Your son wil be used for target practice
Clocked a double nickel
Cap you with a muzzled pistol
Watch out my magazines can give you a couple issues
Long extension on my best shit
Get yo chest hit
Better get you a vest quick my
That’d be yo best investment
Shoot yo windows til it looks like a drive through
And a drive by too
Cake ass you ain’t a rapper you fake ass
So weak your hand wil probably break ass
You look like Mister Clean
Turned into a fiend
Mister mister bald head
Mister get no head
Mister gets no bread
Loaded up watch this ful clip go spread
Adam I got your annual income… on my wrist son!
Rob you Sunday through Saturday Cuz you weak!
You ain’t hood your a fuckin’ geek
Cake ass bitch
Your running with them Jake’s ass bitch”
Adam Stark’s round:
“Cake? Real y? When it comes to wack rhymes my ears were not prepared, freeze your body and point to your skin that’s in pain it’s similar to cake I bet the frost sting’s there! (/frostings there) pshh that’s a double
Your dumb ass is in trouble
And hey everyone, it’s 2021,
You heard him, but yo I don’t have a fuckin’ son!?
Oh I just realized I was wrong,
Years ago I must’ve fucked your mother and forgot!
Al the while you been fucking some ugly fuckin’ twats,
Nick you (/N.I.C.U.) belong in a hospital, you smoke a lot And you fuck underage girls dammit,
Think about it: I’m sayin’ Nick a teen addict! (/nicotine addict) Your the very first battle rapper turned auctioneer
At your funeral no one wil even drop a tear
No homie wil pour out liquor for you no one wil cop a beer I’l beat your annoying ass anytime anyplace we could go to the ancient times I could kil you with a rod or spear
Fuck you ya sloppy weird
Fast rap wanna be slash carbon copy here
I’l fuckin, I’l fuckin catch you as you put in your garage code And as soon as you stop home
My knuckles wil hit your chin
Blood wil cover every inch of it
And I barely had a motive to even hit you with
Your just a useless hater simpleton
And as you lay flat on the garage floor
I keep repeatedly squishing your throat with the garage door Your a weak pathetic punk ass bitch, and now your insides prove that when it comes to you there’s not any hardcore (/hard core)
Keep fucking pushing down more while looking at your body to keep trying to crush it, I’m like a detective cuz I’m trying to ‘get to the bottom of it’
I can bring your whole camp pain (/campaign) like I’m preparing your election speech, Your weak insults are not affectin’ me,
It’s like my phone broke while you sent a text message cuz your words can’t ‘get to me’
Fuck you and your lame Political stature
Your an unoriginal rapper
Bitch made, no skil s those are your typical factors
Ladies and gentlemen, This is my chapter
On kil ing a rapper
Bitch you’d better quickly run fast
The moment I Flick my mustache,
I’l Kick your bum ass,
Your girlfriend is so fucking ugly that when she’s naked your dick becomes sad I’l make this clear like your mind after a vacant memory,
She’s so hideous her phone’s battery dies every time she takes a selfie!
AND I made you hang up!!?? WHAT!?”
Adam Stark Vs. ??? Freestyle Rap Battle! This was a crazy experience, my opponent accepted the chal enge to freestyle battle me, and then backed out! I even asked if he wanted to reschedule, he said no! He said he doesn’t want to battle at al anymore! So I made the best of it, I battled him anyway and freestyled about it.
Adam Stark’s round:
“Fuck it, I’m just gonna freestyle now and battle him in his absence Bitch your gonna have this
fucked up stomach when I punch it, it’l become an abscess!
This guy is weak
He thought this was a game of hide and seek
You would crack under the pressure of my rhyme critique
I’l diss you even though you don’t have a description
But I’l stil kil you quick bitch I have precision
I could fuckin’ find your I.P. address
so that I could send this guy some cyanide otherwise he would bleed to death Seriously who the fuck accepts a battle and then backs out of it?
At least you should’ve fucking showed up and you could stand your ground with it, Pussy you quit after saying yes?
This is what happens when you play a vet!
You better pay up, then
I’l make amends!
You better send me $2500 or I’l release your rapper name!
You wil never see Adam tamed, he wil spaz insane
After you send me that money for quitting you’l remain a damn joke, It’s like you quit this battle and became a soda salesman cuz you got Can’s sold! (/canceled!) Get it, canceled? Can’s sold that’s another double meaning We aren’t subtle beefing
It’s ful y on
For wasting my time I wil spam your email multiple times a day Until you pay up for wasting my time away
I hope you get ditched
Every time you try to fuck a bitch
I hope you get offered a great job and you miss the interview I’l be able to relate to that boss in the room
That sat in their chair waiting to get to you
Staring out the little window through
The parking lot and no cars show up and the time that’s passed has been at least like 52
Minutes and then they also get sick of you
For backing out like a minuscule
Sized brain little fool
That’s as tardy as kids stuffed in lockers in middle school Fuck outta here your an abysmal goof
I bet you suck dick so much you chipped your tooth
I’m battling your ghost right now I’m trying to get this ghoul How could you possibly get famous if your name is a secret?
You don’t got potential,
Your name should just be confidential,
Oh shit mr. secret name bitch I’m bout to continue on this tear, So I asked your mother about your rapping, confidential figure he’s not putting his name out there
(/confident she’l figure he’s not putting his name out there) Pshh another double and yo This is Adam Stark versus anonymous This is Adam versus untitled!
I would quit too if I was a bum like you!
You avoided my traps as a set em’ out
Now pay me my set amount
You knew you sucked at life the moment you said: “I’m out”
Your muted yourself? I don’t even need to try my best sir, Your very silent, sir (/silencer) like a gun suppresser
Fuck you, get hurt get burnt even if you come back and ever return you ain’t never stoppin’
Adam,
I Only know about winning,
…if I was a lawyer that’s the only time you could discuss any laws (/loss) with Adam!”
Author!
I am very proud of my books that I published. I wrote books (under my real name Adam Stark) that I believe are simply bril iant! They are al free and available in every format including audiobooks! I don’t care about money I just want to be recognized for my talents. I do wish that I could write a real y long book, but I don’t believe I can. In the books that I have written, they are a decent length, but I couldn’t possible add any more content to them. If I did, it would be like forcing myself to write something, which is unacceptable. I make sure al of my key points, events, character development stages, action sequences, twists, conversations, endings and motifs are present without ruining them by adding more stuff just to fil up space. I pride myself on AMAZING endings to my books in my personal opinion. I never ever want a reader to be left unsatisfied! The twists have to be very original and unexpected but WITHOUT being impossible. One thing that I can say I do very wel is write out action
sequences! I provide the details necessary to understand al of the visions I am attempting to get across.
An advantage I have is that I have watched a lot of movies and read many books and stories, so I make sure to write out action sequences that do NOT remind me of any of those. Not even a slight similarity.
One thing about my characters that I like to make them have is the ability to think on the fly! Just like the way that I freestyle. They come up with solutions right there on the spot. Any plans that take place in my books are ones that I real y take the time to think: what would be the ‘perfect crime’ in a sense. .
that also are original and that don’t remind me of any movie or book or story. I apply the use of irony when appropriate, and I al ow my audience to learn about plot twists in a seamless fashion. I understand that everyone has a different opinion, and their right to their opinion. I am simply trying to say that these stories I took the time to write are the type of stories I love and I believe are worth checking out!
Question, have you ever watched a movie that you thought was either terrible, or almost good but the ending was very bad or something? What do you do? You may think: I would’ve done much better! Wel that’s one of my motivations! No clichés in my books, no twists that remind anyone of another story, no stupid way to end my stories either (in my strong opinion!) For example, one thing that pisses me off is when the ending of a book or a movie is the main character wakes up, as in they were dreaming the whole time and that’s the end of the story! Nothing happened, it was al a dream folks. . NO! That just makes me feel like I wasted my time because it wasn’t real in the story it was a stupid dream. Another over-used twist is that one of the main characters doesn’t exist, they are imaginary or the main character just has paranoid schizophrenia or something. It’s been done too many times, so I wil get pissed off if I read/watch another story that just has you find out that someone wasn’t real y there. .
bul shit! It was done wel in the past, but it doesn’t need to be done anymore, start being more creative dammit! Anyways, in my strong opinion I’ve done a fantastic job at creating stories that I would’ve loved to watch/read if they weren’t my own because it’s written wel , flows nicely, makes sense and is wel thought out. These stories are complete thoughts without errors in translation. The action is visualized very wel . The plot twists that I do have are great and they are realistical y within reason. . no stupid fictional / supernatural twists like aliens or ghosts! The endings in my strong opinion are satisfying and a great note to leave off on for each individual story. These are written wel enough that each of them could easily be used as a script and an outline for a movie! Lastly, some information you read about in my books I leave to be open for interpretation to my readers!
My Books (with no spoilers):
Going Live In 3, 2, What? 7/02/2016
This is my first book! This is an action adventure suspenseful thril er! Jack is a loner in the woods who is very intel igent. He’s been very successful with his podcast showing how often the people on the news and government officials lie and let people down. He then successful y hacked into a C.I.A. base and planned on releasing their plans for a new classified weapon. A man comes to his door, wel that’s strange because Jack NEVER has visitors period since he lives in the middle of nowhere. The man warns Jack to go upstairs and hide and shows him an arsenal of guns! A hit squad of betrayers in the C.I.A. come to Jack’s house and trash the place trying to kil him. The man who saves Jack is Dwight Simmons. . but the fact that he’s alive is more troubling! Dwight was supposed to be dead for several years! The C.I.A. knows that the device that was hacked was Dwight’s because he hid the device to spy on them while faking his death. He faked his death to obtain the death benefits for his family, a wife and kids, while being able to protect them with the advantage of people assuming he’s dead. The new deadly weapon that Jack caught wind of at the C.I.A. base happens to be a weapon that Dwight created the original smal er prototype to. Dwight suspected correctly that some members of the C.I.A. would betray him and use the weapon against the innocent citizens by destroying power sources and sending
society back to the stone ages. Jack and Dwight are now marked by every force of authority in the country! So they can’t ask for any help, and yet they are the only ones that know about the deadly weapon! This is an adventure for them both to take a long journey to try and stop it from launching.
Dwight has no time to train Jack to be a kil er but Jack is 100% on board anyway! Be prepared for very intense gunfights, original action sequences that don’t disappoint, and learning what happens!
The Write Path To Sword Out The Truth! 7/21/2017
This is an action adventure story taking place in the medieval ages! So al of the action sequences are with hand to hand combat, swords, spears, war-hammers, axes, bows and arrows, knives, maces ect. The action here is the exact opposite of the action in my first book which is a modern day action story with guns and explosives ect. This story is very wel written because every single motion during combat is described perfectly! You wil know exactly how each character moves and what impact weapons have when they are swung or lunged! The story is about a great king who is truly a moral y good leader. He has kept his city prosperous and healthy. No one dislikes him. The main character is the king’s son who is his right hand man in politics and an excel ent writer. He writes battle strategies for the armies and laws for the land to fol ow! His latest achievement is a new weapon that can shoot and kil from a distance way more effectively than a bow and arrow! The king holds a meeting and it gets interrupted, a prisoner requests a chal enge. The kings in this time period al ow prisoners to chal enge their kings to a fight to the death, if they win, they earn their freedom, or die trying. So a prisoner requests the chal enge to the king, he accepts. The prisoner pul s out an il egal weapon for the chal enge, a metal mace! The king couldn’t had his guards just kil him with arrows but the king makes an example out of him and kil s him anyway. The king is so good at combat it’s actual y frightening to watch, no one is faster or more accurate! So he continues his meeting and tel s everyone about the new weapon his son made and shows everyone! He then gives his son praise and a promotion with an award. Wel , one member of the staff leaves in disappointment. . he storms out angrily and reveals that he set up that prisoner with the il egal weapon! He runs up to intercept the new weapon from one staff member carrying it down the hal in the castle and steals it! He shoots him and instantly kil s him. The guards hear the sound of the weapon firing and they al immediately run to the king’s quarters. He betrays and kil s the king! He knew he could never possibly win in a fair fight. The king’s son shows up to arrest him and the betrayer throws the weapon at the king’s son. When the guards arrive, the betrayer points to the dead king, says he didn’t do it because he wouldn’t even know how to use the weapon, and convinced the guards that the king’s son did it! After al , he was holding it at the time the guards arrived and he would know how to use it since it’s his invention! His deception works, they al go to kil the king’s son now. He manages to escape by stealing a horse. He is now hunted for and no longer has a father. The new king is the one who betrayed him. . and he is ruining the town and making himself rich alone in the process! The numbers are not in the king’s son’s favor, what wil he do? How long wil the citizens be able to survive without healthy food and water?
The World’s Worst Murder Detective! 11/08/2017
This is a comedy! Comedy is tricky and always a risk because everyone’s sense of humor is different, and to find something funny is unpredictable. I put together my best jokes into this book, some of my jokes are from my older public videos dating from 2014, 2015 and late 2016. This is about a character that was difficult to create but I am very proud of myself for creating. He is a hybrid of someone who is extremely intel igent, a Harvard honors graduate student at the top of his class; and a complete fucking idiot! Yes, I created a character smart and stupid! He has a photographic memory therefore the col ege tests were no problem for him. He always may quite possibly have the biggest
vocabulary of big words in history! So he’s provably smart, but yet he has a curse. He has bad hearing, not like someone who just needs someone to repeat them-self and speak louder. . but when he hears something incorrectly, he actual y ACTS ON THE WORDS HE MISHEARD! No matter what! On top of that, he has al of this infinite knowledge since he’s technical y a genius, but he has the worst ability of applying logic to almost any situation! So what good is knowing everything about being a murder detective when you don’t know how to apply what you’ve learned? And instead, do things that are counterproductive! The story starts out that he in prison. His name is outrageous. . Powen Yootipopper.
He’s being offered a chance to write a book on how he ended up in prison for being the worst murder detective. He couldn’t even fol ow the simple instructions on how to write the first chapter of the book by the people paying him to write it! He also hilariously reveals how he tried to become a whistleblower to the F.B.I.! So the world’s worst murder detective then finds himself a new passion, being a lawyer. .
how do you think someone that super intel igent and extremely fucking stupid wil perform in the court of law?! The point of this book is to show off my style of comedy. It’s what I wil cal sophisticated humor.
It’s where I have to write out these jokes and situations perfectly as if they were one of my rhymes where every word has to fit just right or the whole line fails! A lot of these humorous situations are wrote out very careful y to land a laugh that isn’t just random idiotic shock value humor. There’s nothing wrong with random idiocy or shock value humor, I laugh at that stuff al the time in real life! But I wanted to make my own comedy story in my own original way that sticks out. I’l provide one example now: Powen Yootipopper is at the crime scene of a murder, and cal ed over to see something. His coworker pul s out a paper from the dead victim’s pocket. He wants to show it to Powen since he’s a new detective on his first case. On the paper it says ‘A princess’ and it’s a crayon-colored drawing that clearly the victim’s daughter made him. But, since Powen‘s ears are cursed, he heard that entirely wrong!
The man told Powen: “Check this out, ‘a princess’!” And Powen’s cursed ears believed he heard him say:
“check out what the apron says!” So Powen goes over to the apron at the crime scene and looks at it al over. The apron doesn’t say anything, there’s no words on the apron. . except on the tag. It simply says:
“Made in China.” So What does Powen do? Immediately books a flight to China and leaves to ‘go investigate.’
To Ward’s Answers! 9/05/2018
This is my mystery book! Ward is a retired gold-shield detective. A serial kil er escaped the local prison in town and evades the authorities. Ward knows that the serial kil er who escaped cannot pass the state borders because he knows the protocol: when a prison break occurs, state borders are fil ed with checkpoints until the escaping inmate(s) are captured. Now, al of the sudden a bunch of families are disappearing in Ward’s city! Not just a few either. A lot of families disappear without a trace.
Is the perfect crime ACTUALLY being committed? But even more shocking to consider, the perfect crime being committed on a massive scale? No clues, no evidence, no solid leads! Fol ow Ward’s journey as he does whatever he can to figure out what is going on!
World's Worst Murder Detective 2: Laws Stand Found! 8/21/2019
This is my first sequel I've ever written! This one contains the very same sophisticated humor as the previous instal ment. Powen gets hired by a huge law firm only because people heard about him and therefore requested him personal y. He certainly screws up as often as you'd assume! He also final y ends up in a relationship, that is exciting as hel ! Powen, of al people, how entertaining is that to even consider? One thing I believe people wil appreciate from this book, is the massive effort that went in to Powen's dialogues, especial y in high pressure situations! Lots of laughs again! Also, this
book accomplished an amazing feat! It became ranked number 1 in the comedy category on a major ebook website www.free-ebooks.net which is amazing considering there are mil ions of books on there!
Gaming!
I love sniper rifles! Some video games just happen to click with me. Grenades and sniper rifles in video games are what I enjoy because they present a chal enge. Grenades are fun to kil your opponents when you use them from a long distance successful y, and on a regular basis! While sniping is a fun chal enge because in the games I play, they are slow and they need to reload after every round has been fired. Because of this, your aim HAS to be very good or if you miss then your opponents wil have many chances to kil you. It’s a powerful gun that has incredible accuracy and distance, but that presents a problem if your brave enough to try! I use snipers in close range environments and I rarely use my scopes. Every bul et has to count when fired because the other players wil most likely be using guns equipped for close quarters combat. In most cases I wil kil enemies with a sniper rifle without zooming in at al which is harder to accomplish and therefore more respected. It’s not just about landing a shot, but doing a few times in a row kil ing multiple opponents in a matter of seconds in the most difficult manor. I’ve recorded many videos over the years proving that I am a very talented marksman/sharpshooter/sniper in certain video games. Not to mention making great use of explosive weapons in unconventional ways too! I have many public videos to prove my talents with the aforementioned situations! On a side note, I love having visuals for my music and what could be better than showing off my talent in gaming? It’s showcasing 2 different talents in one video! Also if anyone is curious, my favorite gun in real life is the M1A1 Thompson Sub Machine Gun with a 100 bul et round drum attachment! Got to say, they were held by one of the best generations of patriots, our World War 2 Veterans!
Detectives On A Mysterious Case! (Show)
I love writing mysterious, but often enough they aren't long enough for a ful book. So, I chose to do the next best thing: short stories! I photoshop a slideshow to go along with my narrations. I speak as if there are a few detectives who are trying to solve the mysterious (sometimes criminal) cases.
I use a lot of big words and get very passionate when I get into my mystery. The nice thing about this show is that you can just as easily enjoy it by listening to it without watching. It is more fun to watch it because I give you visible clues on the video, some of them you wil see but may not know how to place the evidence to solve the case unless you are real y good at putting things together. The best part to me is to see if people can solve the mystery before the show ends because at the end I always ful y reveal everything. These are great stories in my opinion that just aren't long enough to be a book or movie, but I always do a excel ent job of making a creative story that has it's turns but within the realm of realistic possibilities.
ArtOfFacts! My Card Game!
I invented a card game preferred for multiple players. Its a betting game, but that doesn't mean that you have to wager real money. My betting system in my game is VERY unique, it offers any player stil remaining in the game a chance for a comeback! There's one dealer every round, they determine their hand's value and the other players have 2 options: they can try to match the dealers value to take back their bet, excluding the final player in the rotation, or players can try to beat the highest score on the table to win the pot! Everyone bets every round, ect. I won't get specific about
my game in this book, but just know that it is a fun experience that is easy to learn with strategy, and some cool risk taking!
Adam Stark’s Rap Battle Simulator!
I put together an entire col ection of my insulting lyrics! Any line I ever said that is mean or insulting in nature, but not any very specific diss. Through the website Quizlet.com I am able to post them onto my game and anyone at any time can press shuffle to randomize the insult-lyrics of mine and test their skil s in a simulation, or just have a good laugh!
Prosecution Vs. The Defense! Mock Trial Game!
For those who don’t know, I am very intrigued with courtroom stuff, I love watching trials and listening to lawyer and attorneys react to decisions made ect. I have always wanted to play a game where you can pick to be a lawyer for the defendant, or the prosecution team to try to convict them. In my personal opinion, nobody has been able to do this wel . So I put my writing talent to work here! I did some serious math (just like with my ArtOfFacts! card game) to make a system of scoring that is competitive and random, and of course fun! I have put this game on Quizlet online where you can read the ful instructions and shuffle the trials to play. Technical y, you can play by yourself if you’d want to, I explain it in the directions. I also have thoroughly explained several different ways to play my game to fit any situation. I’ve careful y crafted rules in this game with mechanics that can give the players a different outcome every single time! Now, as far as my writing talents go, I have uploaded several of my invented trials online and what’s great is that I can always upload more as time goes on. I careful y wrote out each situation (or story rather) so careful y that it sounds like the defendant could be guilty, or innocent! Never ful y sure which one, which makes the gameplay more compel ing! I have also written out a jury player(s) option if interested; as wel as a Judge player via the scorekeeper and moderator. I thought of everything for this game and it brings the essence of courtroom drama to life.
FINAL APPENDIX: LITERAL MULTIPLE MEANINGS
These are lyrics that can be literal y proven scientifical y to have multiple literal meanings. The set-ups are very important. Words cannot be forced to be mispronounced beyond reasonable measures. There are many more multiple meanings, but that aren't literal multiple meanings.
Therefore = not as technical y skil ed / talented to create. A lot of times I wil read someone's claim that they made a literal triple or quadruple meaning punchline and it is NOT truly literal! It is because the authors of some of these lyrics just tel the audience that they make up different ways to use words, as wel as take a tiny segment of a rhyme and claim that TO THEM: saying the smal portion of the rhyme they are referring to has multiple meanings but these are only a personal manifestation that has NO
data to back it up. I’l make up an example right now to show you what nonsense they wil try and pul off, let’s say it has a very short setup and their line ends with: “Say goodnight to the bad guy!” They would seriously say things like: “That’s a literal quadruple meaning right there! You see, that’s a line from a movie, and in MY area where I live those words mean (insert lie here) and so there are 4
meanings to my line! I am so talented!” This is common and unacceptable, their set up lines don’t even say any key points to give the impression that there could be multiple points to connect to for making this have multiple literal meanings. MY lyrics I'm proud to say can be fact-checked! This is done by many different methods. One method includes using words that have many different meanings and careful y setting up the rhyme with key points that could include more than one of the definitions. Also, the same thing can be said for using homophones. Another method is finding a word to make plural by adding the
letter ‘s’ at the end of it, while also finding a word that already starts with the letter ‘s’ to connect to it immediately fol owing. Therefore the ‘s’ sound is smooth enough to be used as a word to be plural, and a word to NOT be plural (as in no ‘s’ at the end of it) and to instead have the ‘s’ sound transfer to the next word at the beginning! Another method is key timing, applying pauses or speeding up specific portions of words used in a sentence. Another obvious method includes avoiding using words that could turn the sentence into a simile.
Literal Double Meanings
1/01/22
you ain’t never stoppin’ Adam,
I Only know about winning,
…if I was a lawyer that’s the only time you could discuss any laws (/loss) with Adam!
12/28/21
When it comes to wack rhymes my ears were not prepared,
freeze your body and point to your skin that’s in pain it’s similar to cake I bet the frost sting’s there! (/frostings there)
Al the while you been fucking some ugly fuckin’ twats,
Nick you (/N.I.C.U.) belong in a hospital, you smoke a lot And you fuck underage girls dammit,
Think about it: I’m sayin’ Nick a teen addict! (/nicotine addict) I can bring your whole camp pain (/campaign) like I’m preparing your election speech, Your weak insults are not affectin’ me,
It’s like my phone broke while you sent a text message cuz your words can’t ‘get to me’
8/25/21
speaking of speech, I tested every rapper opponent,
For their loudness and decibel components,
And Quincy, a Volume measured the lowest
(/Of al , you measured the lowest)
Your immature When I hear you I think of a toddler plate… childish (/child dish)
Your scared of me, I’m gonna tare you bad, You can’t hide your emotions, its like your blowing a bubble, we can al see through this fear!
(/sphere) you have
Your fuckin’ dumbass wouldn’t even be a captain, if you were driving a boat now, You’l get demoted for trippin’ and you’l see your rank’l (/your ankle) go down Your a bitch! Your a scared bunch of cattle, get it? A coward (/cow herd) 8/23/21
I heard a lot of Stab this, stab that, I’l explain to everyone who’s wondering, I’m perfectly unharmed, only my ears are suffering,
I’m like a dried lawn, and number one player cuz no one is ‘cuttin’ me!
I bet you fantasize
about other rapper’s lives
And their girls that they have with them you get rejected so your trippin’
You must have trouble comprehending females…Because you just can’t ‘get’ women!
Tons of metal sluggers in my bag you’l ask me as you discover Adam is that a bat chu brought? (/batch you brought?
When kick I hit this bitch with perfection
it’s like dropping building blocks my lego’s (/leg goes) in different directions In this altercation your fucking Doomed…
I’l start Bending your knee backwards it’s like having a rod in it, Cuz your leg is ‘SCREWED!’
Get you fucking self severely smacked up,
For more then one reason You won’t be able to get backup (/back up)…
Cuz you don’t have any friends AND cuz your dead!
8/20/21
You said you had a Bib for me?
Your a bad dad I’l prove it Biblical y,
People watching wil say Adam’s the boss and my disowned father K Clapper isn’t, Cal me the don (/dawn) cuz the sun (/son) is risen!
Got rid of his gun, what was my plan? Soon as I move: disarm (/moved his arm) You and your producer and publisher are not a great team
If I threw you in the biggest river, they stil wouldn’t consider you in the main stream!
(/mainstream!)
My karate teacher yel ing “throw ‘kicks’ at em’ (/Adam)” you’l get the ‘boot’
4/11/21
Built the first ‘Smart house’ myself, its my patent you outta see, I Own the rights to the ‘intel ectual property’
Why? I ran outta room for dead bodies, I was in need of a larger tomb, There was only a ‘smal ’ storage space. . so at the time there was ‘no longer room’
You thought I lost my concentration and started to lose it?
Know (/no) I’m focused and gaining ratings so Notice tractions (/no distractions) coming to my music!
You try to play the part of a rapper? I didn’t even audition to rap this dope!
Adam Stark is instinctively stealing your fame, so the outcome is natural (/snatch ur role)
Write clues on dead bodies of wack rappers I make extinct, Literal poisonous tattoos with hidden messages coated
(/coded) with ink
You wack rappers work for me,
Motivation to be the one good rapper certainly,
I’l steal your measuring stick and make you choke to death on it is something I wil do, Cause of death, ME your boss and your ‘ruler’ kil ed you!
Repeatedly, several times while this wack rapper was on the ground he’s stomped to death. . so what’s the cause of death?
insanity, or bad learning in the end. .
because I was repeating the same ‘steps’ over and over again!
Another terrible writer with some fame, but he wouldn’t battle due to cowardice tendencies, he scarcely climbed his way up the ladder while heavily on narcotic extremities, While up there he viewed real rappers battle! so scared of the violence he fel off while being so
‘high’
the causes of death: his fear of fights
(/fear of heights)
This poor man refused to eat, and was extremely sad ever since, Cause of death? Think: Starvation, or depression? He felt ‘nothing inside’ So the causes of death was ‘emptiness’!
A guy lost his life due to a disloyal friend, it’s a unique tale, His treacherous double crossing buddy told him a bad exit on purpose after the il egal street sale, The rail next to the ocean kil ed him, after running out of the sandy trail, so what’s the Causes of death? the Beach rail! (/betrayal) 3/03/20
New rapper alert! Wack as fuck of course Hip hop continues to die, Diminishing while you watch or step up, Wither without you by his side!
(/with or without you by his side!)
I’l Turn the volume off of the wack frauds whom the radio would choose to feature, At the same exact time I’l fire off silencers in their mouths to ‘Mute’ the ‘speakers’
He should pay me NOT to battle him, to avoid losing to my greatness, by taking the ‘high road’ to demonstrate an elevation!
(/an ‘L’ evasion!)
He’s tel ing me he wants to slice up my bladder with something sharp to disturb my essence, I’ve never experienced pain down between my legs, but just thinking about it now makes me understand Ur intentions!
more stab wounds to arm pits and you’l see the blood increases (/in creases)
Anyone else steppin’ in? I’l Cut off oxygen to kil the king’s replacements, no more heir to the throne!
(/Air to the throne!)
Hand you a 1 inch paper saying I’m gonna kil you in 1 second. . you die with such a ‘short notice’!
9/15/19
Ponder, could there be any accomplices, more than 2 types of DNA discovered?
could one suspect have handled the violent act, and one was helping as a newcomer?
lets say there was vomit at the scene, far from the rest of it, the DNA of it was not the violent accomplice, based on the analysis evidence, tel the attacker about his buddy being placed at the crime scene to hopeful y get a confession hence
his forensic evidence of that is the barf remnants,
get it, I said his friends sick, evidence of that is the barf remnants!
different example, lets say a death had suspicious timing which led to financial gain, as far back as a long time ago, with these ample claims,
insurance money is always suspicious, and it's beneficiary, a criminal seized the money from (/and its been a 'fishy' area criminals' seized the money from) both meanings, debt can be cumbersome!
consider an expert to perform a handwriting analysis,
this wil help you understand how the case balances
as it becomes clear on the insurance claim, who actual y did sign the name given on it, as accurate?
find out if this evidence wil help with the trial, for the big money obtained from the victim that was kil ed,
see if the signatures are legit forgeries to help decide guilt (/are legit, for juries to help decide guilt!)
another example, what if a landlord was kil ed by a firearm?
no finger prints or non-victim DNA, but the shel casings were picked up from thee entire yard, bring the possible murder weapon to a firearms expert, get an idea of what your facing, the expert compares the possible murder weapon with another make and model of a similar firearm for creating
an examination side by side, testing the speed and locations of the ammo with more than one shot, for bul et tracing
(/for bul et racing)
both meanings, the murder weapon best not be contested,
let's say the tenant was the kil er, but they never committed a nefarious crime?
no history of violence at al , but the gun was registered to be theirs you find, to establish a reason for them to kil , you find out they can't afford to live at that residence before this incident, you'd describe them as someone literal y nonviolent and compliant with paying for their home to put it the simplest,
their insufficient funds made their brain control them in a new may, as they've always been nonviolent and such,
if your asking how, in other words: a motive? rent for them became too much (/a mode different for them, became too much!)
both meanings, money and the violence together!
possibly set up sting operations,
computer experts can find deleted files the hard drive takes in, try to communicate with the suspect undercover, for an incriminating detail, A LOT of messages with them privately on the internet, so correspondence via email (/so correspond dense via email!)
both meanings, get them to speak candidly and off guard
initial y, detectives with you wil state your opinion, possibly debating, based on the likelihood of evidence combined with the statements they are making, look at the case as a whole as you listen to the arrestee talk as wel , what do you get?
it's suspect col ating the story
(/it's us speculating the story!)
both meanings, as a means of obtaining the truth before me, The interrogation is halted the moment that they ask for a lawyer, legal y it must be stopped, Legal counsel wil advise you on what to say and what not. .
Get it? What to say and ‘what not?’
6/05/19
you can choose you want to be a
frog? or a narcoleptic? you could just Sleep (/leap) al day!
3/10/2019
The parents’s boy came out of the dark and the biggest star was seen, they saw the sunshine (/son shine)
The inventory coin count came to ten cents and wasn’t layered at al it was one dimensioned!
(/one dime mentioned!)
Worked for 60 minutes when they asked me to be their savior, it benefited me and my team so it was an hour favor!
(/it was in our favor!)
I’m a professional and I go against what any other proposed, (/pro posed,)
It’s like the mentality of an abusive Pimp. . I tend to whoop ho’s!
(/to oppose!)
11/03/2018
but to cope with boredom you could Look at your phones after al , use your judgement maybe even ‘phone someone’ but it’s up to you to ‘make that cal ’
You might see other people cut in line when using methods of stealth, consider that it could ‘cost’ you, so you’l have to decide whether to Budget (/budge it) yourself It becomes real fun once your the line leader,
To tel you how it feels it doesn’t take a mind reader,
Being the person at the front you can turn your head as you ful y grasp. .
that you check your distance as you reminisce this. . ‘looking back’
You’l make it to the front of the line soon enough,
Where to go from here, the exact answer is forwards (/four words) . . ‘so keep moving up’
7/29/2018
I am the original, bitch and moan al you want, I wil taunt you and flaunt too cuz I’m the version with vast strength,
Any punchlines that come out this clone’s mouth is because of me, if your wondering why that’s strange,
I’l teach you my audience, the problems when, if y’al real y feel lines (/felines) of his, then at that rate,
Besides myself as an exclusion, to describe everyone else I defined the solution. .
think: . .Copycat’s traits! (/copy cat’s traits)
We may look exactly alike, but your insignificant making you just a mere reflection! (/mirror reflection)
I’l make you bleed just to make you clean it I’m fierce,
I don’t want blood on my floor! I’l make you use your tongue, because you are dumb, anyone think this is weird?
I’l explain, don’t look at me, and we can al watch this duplicate up here (/dupe lick it up here!)
5/01/2018
Get dressed for the season, and put up ornaments and lights with no hesitation!
Pul up my Christmas socks. .then I’l get to decorations!
(/decorate shins!)
Your friend got his Repo vehicle impounded, he must either have bad or no luck, He’s considering starting a traveling missile toe sel ing company on the road but you have the money so you decided: get em’ his ol’ toe truck?!
(/get a missile toe truck?!)
Buy and bring home a bunch of gifts for the December occasion on it’s way!
Truckload of gifts for every night of Hanukah. . that’s one long holiday!
(/haul a day!)
I screamed “hey 9 candles isn’t quite enough!”
He told me “what the fuck should I do?” I replied “calm down and light ten up!
(/lighten up!)
Reprehensible behavior of mine causing public outrages next, Burning my table down with my hot wax sticks made em’ vexed!
Witnesses testified about Adam’s scandals
(/candles)
but I gotta spend my money first before I face death,
So I bid for the highest rated vault in an auction. . that’s a ‘safe’ bet!
I’m lazy and can’t get out of bed, legs feel like they weigh 5 hundred!
I would get up if I owned a large mess of ice cream to fil my whole stomach, So I would be standing if only I could get up I’l love it!
(/get a pile of it!)
If I say faggot or fuck and you penalize me because my guts offend ur’s, Remember, If you flag this and say it’s real y a foul action remember those are ‘f’ words!
(/ref words!)
I wanna rap for an audience and people ask me “Why wouldn’t ya?”
I’m Not gonna show up for less than $10, i say for 1 Digit
/ditch it, just not good enough!
Offers for more than that, I’m hopeful for the future and researching those venues, I’l be
‘looking up!’
You can’t quite put your finger on it, but there’s new entertainment to stow!
You love new music and your hands have paralysis, your not looking for something too old (/to hold!)
If I Gained 100 pounds and dress in al black only., what would happen if you’d spot it?
I would hear people comment: “wow he’s real y gothic!”
(/got thick!“)
A cult is fol owing an idiot, who erases his past,
Boring and not too sharp, must be someone dul leading the path!
(/deleting the path!)
Some wil try and stop me from being a flying superhero in a vil ainous way, Al I have to do is leave here and get to my costume drawer and then they’l say:
“I real y hope Adam doesn’t get to escape!”
(/his cape!”)
I’m everywhere on the internet, are you wil ing to share what Adam thinks?
My body of work is like the anatomy of a bicycle, my ‘movement’ depends on links!
Every road I go down there’s more for me to find,
Y’al don’t want me to, you wish I’d stop and see my feet decline, Too late! You want me to ‘stop’ before I see more traffic? 10 cans of spray paint couldn’t get me to read this sign!
(/redesign!)
Help another group, go on a crew’s aid (/crusade) mission sooner,
I can teach you al to be great, you’l observe and watch, Saying: “Teach me while I make money, boy I’l learn a lot!”
(/I’l earn a lot!”)
First of al , recol ect one’s past,
No enhancements or time machines for unveiling my job,
Looked at my own toddler photo albums personal y. .The naked eye saw.
(/then a kid I saw.)
I’m right handed, if it could talk it would insult my left hand and proclaim its status that it covets, Talk to the left hand and say: “between us, I’M the toughest!”
(/tough fist!”)
Look up to inventors before us, the greatest mind’s revered, Ignaz Gruber and E. Seigle were doctors, and they invented the Otoscope to keep eye on ears!
(/two, key pioneers!)
I’ve conducted an experiment for my medical exam during
Which I wil watch a team of 2 people working,
An idiot and a genius together, I’m mostly concerned with how each other comes to terms with their individual studying methods for learning,
The smarter group member creates a song from the material and recites it while the other is absurdly highlighting scribbling angrily and cursing,
The exam has multiple portions with different topics for ensuring their grade earnings determined,
Basical y you would see: One Part neurological (/one partner il ogical), and one part nursing (/one partner sing)!
since my dol ars aren’t on 'track' i made a money run to get this payment, took a hostage to empty her savings so i could take-it,
she said to cal the cops so i made the bank tel -her (/bank tel er) to ‘withdraw’ the ‘statement’. .
To make my getaway I stole my enemy’s shitty car as wel as it’s remnants,
He fought back and cut my hand and as a result, I bled from this, I Converted it’s moving parts into motion for retribution, that is describing the power of Engines!
(/of vengeance!)
I started planting my alibi for the cops,
Between 3:55 and 4:05 store lurking I maintained I was shopping and searching for a time tel ing device I’d bought,
My alibi was that I was shopping around 4 o’clock!
(/for: a clock!)
The next thing was an awkward drug test,
Even though I was completely sober I had become stressed,
He peeped over the cover and at my privates while I fil ed my pee cup!
checked the amount, now I should complain about this awkward incident mixed with those eyes making a mean mug!
I mean, depending on who you are, what would you do in this situation if al the sudden I speak up?!
(/eyes peek up!?)
Next was the trial court and my sentencing, the suspense could’ve kil ed me, Al I had on my side was professionals representing my medical history, Surgical operation that ruined my brain’s functioning ability, The Male Judge asked: “Do we have a verdict?” And they answered him quickly:
“Yes sir jury (/surgery) found the found the defendant unable to intently perform the crimes committed so he is not guilty!”
. . and besides they made a legal error in my trial, I can make an argument, Just looking for some fame no matter how, but now that courts over I confess to al of it!
The prosecutor wanted to drain my energy! however, I’m a machine from the future, rare and hard to get,
Since there’s no ‘outlet’ for me, what were they going to charge me with?!
12/25/17
I'l give you a science lesson it's like I'l tel you you can suck on this mass unit of atoms (/Adam’s) you know because it's that atoms are everywhere
and now I'm saying suck on THIS unit of Adam’s the one down there I could say ‘you know what
are we gonna do we're gonna look for reindeer’ and your, your wife is asking you ‘what's the weather outside’ and you see Santa coming on the sleigh say: ‘hey look it's reindeer (/rain dear)’ see cuz. .
two in one you could say it's reindeer and it's rain space deer I can just expand like I'm
tryin’ to make a new town and I'm just creating it now like, like I'm thinkin’ okay I could fuckin’ be a
realtor that wants to make some more money
and that's what I’m gonna do it's gonna be like almost as big as another country it's like I'm a fuckin’ wealthy
‘want to go beyond even more wealthy’ realtor it's like I want to add vil ages and then I also am al ergic to name-brand pain companies so I think Advil itches like I can do that like I could just say I'm gonna expand to New Towns and I'm gonna tel you I'm al ergic to name-brand pain meds I'm saying add vil ages (/advil itches) 8/05/2017
I was caught in narcotic sales,
I was stopped in my trail,
What happened was I lied on my resume to forge it some,
Ended up a salesman and a drug dealer at a rug emporium,
I stuffed the stuff in stuffing for the customers when they rol ed up, I was arrested for both crimes committed, I il egal y Sold rugs (/drugs!)
Next crime i did commenced committing was a money scam,
Counterfeit bil s in excess of 100 grand!
There was 2 detectives, one believed I did it, and one didn't, The woman thought I was guilty, wouldn't accept my hard bluff, The man said that my type couldn't fit it. . he said the harshest stuff, That I couldn't pul it off because I wasn't smart enough!
I was standin at a suspect Line-up,
He thought I was honest,
That I didn't commit this crime thus I didn't make an il egal profit, Her witness came in and total y croaked,
Said I was the one with counterfeit funds,
The girl detective then just total y gloats,
Points at me and my money saying that's a Faker and see I told you so!
(/fake currency I told you so)
Another crime was a different scamming action,
I owned a housing project and became greedy with a passion, I lied about why I'm bout to Hike everyones rent up a couple fractions!
Never been out of the U.S.,
So I thought of a new quest,
I'd use the extra money to travel abroad with it,
I'd go to Europe and Asia both paid al expense,
I was caught and I was stopped and I got upset!
Reporter asked me one question to type up on the press,
"I heard about your plan why would you wanna try to con tenants?"
(/2 continents")
there was my teaching job demise,
Where you watch what you say and a strict dress code applies, My foot itched bad as it had become dry,
I said bad views laughed and scratch my foot covered inside, I should've been careful how I talked and how I grabbed my sock, When I get too political sometimes
(/get to pul it tickles sometimes)
Also I got a solicitation violation that just sucked,
On a woman's lawn I offered products and such but too many people passed it up, She said to leave immediately or she'l be cal ing the police to see me leaving without grabbing bucks,
If I could just make a few sales there I would be glad and run, she cal ed so I was broke and arrested cuz I couldn't get offers fast enough (/off her's fast enough)
My worst crime was in the hottest season interestingly,
I had the wil to go on a kil ing spree,
My weapon and I lasted al season with no wear and tear consistently, I guess we both have Summer durability
(/some murder ability)
You forgot? I'm your doc, my name is Doctor Stark,
I'm here for your therapy because your mental instability is off the charts!
I asked you to write me about your confessions,
And as I had it, I just read it,
And to you. . excuse me you there, listening to me,
I'm glad your here and I'm looking forward to what you write where I'l be exhibiting your grief, it's very important in order to make it through,
Whatever your name is, this concludes today's group therapy, thank you for your Part as a patient too
(/participation too)
7/09/2017
While Im shooting towards my corporate media critics to get attention, I'd think 'Press release'
Bitch you wish you were wel rounded and real in a bigger dimension but instead your fake and we al see through,
Your a Flat artificial character like looking at a Star Wars drawing on paper, you are 2D too (/R2D2)
I might Stab you al in the backs and where the pieces I cut off i could make an arrangement, What's Adam thinking? - Makin' Vertebrae's slit!
(/may convert a bracelet)
I'm eating whole grain bread what do you think? that's sweet (/wheat)
I can always learn something new, any techniques I wil learn to acquire and get it, A drug smuggler's teacher could train me how to keep the most dangerous stuff out of sight. .
they'd say I got the method
(/meth-hid)
4/07/17
let's say the only talent I have in my body is my two butt cheeks okay, what's he
gonna say to make this part of the rhyme become sweet?
okay it's like my two butt cheeks that's my only assets and I came into the water and I came out of it with no towel and now my assets (/ass sits) wet okay did you hear that? that was yet another fucking double meaning I just came up with because I said my assets and my ass sits
I said butt cheeks and that's what happens!
I could show you I.D. and if you
need help discovering who you are then you could use a I D, get it! holy fuck that was Awesome!
I said you
could use a I.D. get it? A I D that was fucking aid and an identification that was a fucking double meaning and hopeful y you don't have any trouble seeing
1/28/2017
Adam Stark's weakness today = he wil only speak in multiple meanings. . my 'fault!'
I'm into voodoo causing this pussy pain, she's going to wanna take my-dol ? (/Midol) Don't wine and cry after that big fal you took, I'm just saying nobody saw you wipeout (/why pout?)
I'm offensive and I'm not tired so I Wont stop here I'm taking it farther, you can ruin houses to fix em' while ruining good spouses for al involved being a Home wrecker looking for a Maintenance partner! (/mate and it's partner) shoot someone in the head to see if can open but he died for false beliefs, isn't it bizarre?
He wasn't Dominican at al but he was in his own head, so you shot him in the Dominican-part, (/Dome and it can part)
You and your partner have lots of talents so count them up as a team and measure-skil s-together! (/Mesh ur skil s together)
Suffer from multiple annoying cuts in need of bandages,
And scratch yourself from al of the damn-itches! (/damages) Be lucky your not me though or more so. .
the fact that I can only eat spirits so I'm always looking for more-souls! (/Morsels) Your constipated and no longer making any raps to present that are bad, you don't have 'shit'
coming out to be honest,
If you want to discuss choices for who's the greatest rapper, I know who's face is the highest up so I can shed some light on the topic! (/top-pick)
there's young Carnivorous mammals knocking cattle over and the young Boy Scouts wanna stop them from winning,
So you can reward the kids for their service or help hurting the cattle, engage in the Cub's cow tipping
(/Cub Scout tipping!)
I saw your looking for a hot girl to advise your money and work your keyboard, is that right?
Here's one woman for those reasons: Financial type!
(/fine-and-she'l type)
I was stupid trying to get people to vote for Adam,My Horrible political campaign I just mentioned out of nowhere: that was ran dumb
(/random!)
I pee 34 ounces every time while trying hard for a dictatorship, it's a 1 liter per-piss (/1 leader Purpose!)
silent cat with no oyster necklace, purr-less (/pearl-less) Strange weird town, you run it and you hate mobile phones and had a motive to get rid of it, you also wanted the music bands to play only one type of sound maker I despise but those are my feelings you don't give a shit,
Some nerve you have. . You got the (/audacity) odd ass city to get on board and vote: "Exile a phone instrument" (/xylophone instrument)
I bought your aquarium for freshwater fish, I'm so glad but only one kind so far to surface, So for now I'l say thank you for the Purchase (/perch's),
I'm here with everyone else lost at sea, no parents with this group of poor-kids, And I'm not sure if they can't swim or can't breathe in the water so I wil ask al of them: "do you need gil s or fins?" (/Orphans)
Your meticulously counting everything trying to lose weight without weight watchers, You commit arson on automobiles as your workout so every time you do you say: "Another car burnt" (/carb burnt)
Time for a surprise secret road trip to big casinos, you prefer me to tel you where though, and admit I'm bad at being specific? You win. . I say Vague is (/Vegas) definitely the way to go!
11/03/2016
Politicians are al slimy gritty dirty people that we have no choice but to fol ow, You stay positive preaching you can give these dirty people the stuff to cleanse al folks, Your products won't get them clean, no matter how much you promise your sel ing False hope!
(/False soap!)
I already know my pen is evil but here's what's next,
I'm in progress of trying to make it good and study telekinesis so for now I can't make my pen Righteous yet (/write just yet)!
7/21/16
I’m very boring and I’m always in motion because there’s not one interesting spot (/one inch a resting spot)
6/01/2016
What if only the highest church authorities can get in heaven despite our beliefs though?
we can reach to try to unlock heavens door al we want, but It's only so high our keys can go (/so hierarchies can go)
I'm far from perfect, my fears are the same as your fears, I don't wanna switch. . 'Y' 'F' around and get 'four years' ?
(/why eff around and get four years)
besides you I got another enemy in my pocket, everyone knows to keep my enemies close so here's the prospect,
My knife ain't my friend, but I concentrate and watch as it wants to give you hickeys, my foe kisses on your neck! (/Focus's on your neck)
Wel the same knife I just used I'l slime with lube for easing (/freezing) it into your organs like hypothermia!
9/19/15
i’l leave em’ brainless
Like i got a fuckin steel, i got a steel blade and i’l wipe off the blood, clean it so i could show thats its ‘stainless’ (/stain less)
6/15/2015
why not change my whole identity & live a life where people cherish us,
Instead of Adam Stark I could relax and be chil -layin' low in South America (/Chilean low in South America)
My body of work is a landscape of astounding greatness,
Even if you put my life's achievements on paper, col ect boulders & become a landscaper, stil won't be in your favor Cuz Xerox (/cuz ur rocks) couldn't copy my foundation!
11/26/2014
I don’t make it easy for nosy people tryin’ to copy my flavor. . even the spiciest stuff! (/spies see it's tough)
Here’s some secrets, imma rookie career ender sometimes,
I’l tel a bitch rapper ahead of time, I’m quick to ruin Another's-surprise! (/another's uprise) Haters sleep on my bars, pay attention you don’t even have-to-blink, You weren’t on point. . my insults woke you up. .that’s what the distracted-think (/the diss track did. .think!)
In other words if you aint listening then your life aint meant for shit Don’t love us then hate later, don’t do what your foolish pride-says, Don’t switch from homie to hater, then if you’d stop bein’ with my-friends, I’d hate the animal you'd become. . a lion (/lyin') faggot lookin for guidance (/'guy' dens) Shoutout to a divine human being, a god amongst men my producer Maurice the Moose, He furthers our rap careers with so many beats to choose,
His music is so powerful and loud when it’s released miles away in the booth, That you’l think theres a crowd of loud cows, al you'l hear is the moo's! (/the moose) 8/22/2014
I'l be a senior citizen or an antique stopwatch, that's an old timer! (/old person/stopwatch) you see what the top names are doing, they're who you wanna be, that makes you Aspire (/a spyer)!
you want the ho's? I'l teach you since you ain't gettin'-it, (getting ho's and understanding) get money then label your body parts to let her know where the interest-is,
pointed at my arm and said "So she'l tax it", point at my pants and said: "Social-security-it"
(/so-she'l -suck-here-idiot)
I'm surprised they heard how far my aim was, can't jump-my-fence, only one got your ear after al the guns-i-lent (/after-al , the gun's silent) tried to size me up, too bad I attack better,
My kitchen must be big you can't believe my counter measures! (/countermeasures) Your angry side rises showing through-the-eyes,
Keep that bitch locked down or you'l see the continual (/cunt in you'l ) rise!
you must of failed SexEd if you don't know where I'm 'coming' from!
5/16/2014
you got hurt yet you hate seeing violence-though,
once the spotlight is on your dumbass turn the other cheek and look away, you don't get it I-suppose (/eyes oppose)
The top dogs off the chain! Or should I say he's unleashed, My fam dreams of moving off this level, you could witness us-leep (/asleep) I coach the game but I'm stil fast to take shots at these pricks, even my best player can get hit if he don't watch his mouth, watch Adam bench-a-king quick (/been chucking quick)
I always win but haters conspire to make my abundance drop, but soon become unwil ing even with their fake fortune, they notice their reluctance (/real luck tends) to stop!
those ratchets you clash-with now caused scorching-pain,
let's play a game before you take another step towards-the-grave, stop saying you'l survive your dumbass was never good at seeing signs. .not to make you more-enraged,
but I have to ask this before-we-play,
how do you expect to go Forwards (/4 words) when it's forsure-A.I.D.S.? (/for charades)
I'm very scientific with my internal teachings, I'm not a priest but at the Last moment of Recognition there's Funeral (/few-neural) readings to sing is slang for a snitch, with the wire ringing,
You have 'high points' and 'low' ones, you don't 'sound' like a snitch but I heard you In-choir (/inquire) singing!
I'm smart I belong with the top scholars, besides raise views what could ya do for me?
If I failed to hang, that would be a breaking news (/noose) story. .
3/16/2014
um whether I'm assisting God or swearing to him, the masses I can Assure (/usher) them!
The new art of war I made for real men needing tests,
witness my intel igent combat techniques against foes; you copy?. then you'l get to sieging,-yes (/see-genius)
even your hometown rejects you, and that's where you stay-shunned (/stationed) whether you wanna witness me suffering, or toast to celebrate my campaign, after al your broke ass's threats remember one thing, you'l never bring the Champagne!
(/champ-pain)
12/31/2013
No justice it's rubbish if something's wrong you just-nod, why Clap for a corrupt cop if he tries to hold up-laws (/applause) in a rap battle I get personal,
bars remind you of backyard basebal , 'hits' close to home!
10/06/2013
if your in an ambulance on life support I'd risk getting pul ed over just to 'cut-you-off'
7/24/2013
thought I was gonna marry the rap game for al of the splendid-pay, but after the apocalypse I decided to disengage (/dis engage) no longer in existence is there any electricity gasoline or any automatic firearms-left,
mostly medieval clothing gear weapons & horses people try-&-'harness'
7/09/2013
My first name is Adam, i wil take my apple back so your throats-gone, its not a thrift store when the last thing you see is a boat-pond! (/pawned!) in other words you drowned-dead
Literal Triple Meanings
4/11/21
Extremely morbidly fat body is making him die without his knowledge, but that’s not al of it!
While he’s stuck miles underneath me, his eyes look up to see the mountain’s edge and visual y fol ow it,
I drop a heavy Dumbbel that can’t possibly miss him. . so for the causes of death how are we cal ing it?
he the victim would look up while pointing at the dumbbel then literal y say: “Anticipation. . the
‘wait’ is kil ing me!”
(/weight) is kil ing me!
In this case ‘Wait’ (/weight) has THREE meanings LITERALLY!
3/03/20
Rip the vocal cords off the larynx to make him fuckin’ speechless!
So mister victim listen up I’l give you a big clue, you know some sort of hint, You can’t speak and I took you off the map, is there any more to it?
My machine that can save you is missing the plug, that’s also unfortunate, So your throat, this location and the machine have the same thing in common. . there’s no coordinate!
(/cord in it!)
(/Chord in it!)
9/15/19
if justice was a class, and you were a student in the field being graded,
and actual field work with real criminal takedowns was integrated, and you wanted to get your first feel for what its like, find your first perpetrator and aim your stun gun to subdue them successful y,
3 people looking back at this, one pointing at the criminal, one pointing at the injury on the criminal, one pointing at you, best believe
they wil al say:
you got tased for justice!
(/you got taste for justice!)
(/you got Aced for justice!)
triple meaning, to serve each of it's functions!
11/03/2018
Thinking about my run on sentences, people being so close and crammed together here, and it being so slow and total y unbearable, this line’s pacing (/spacing) is terrible! (literal triple meaning) 5/01/2018
I’m lost when I watch TV anymore,
It’s scorching hot and sunny now, and I’m listening to this lady saying it’s cold and windy of sorts, Meteorologist who’s untruthful, now how would i classify to people what to be listening for, I’m thinking: . . Here Fal s: . .weather reports!
(/Fal ’s weather reports!)
(/false weather reports!)
Speaking of weather, time for me to be the leader I wil proudly proclaim!
The atmosphere has to appear foggy and wet, Al ow me to explain, I wil start my leadership in our darkest hour so the sky needs to be Cloudy to rain!
(/terrain!)
(/to reign!)
I too am a man of many talents al ow me to demonstrate,
I’m expecting company for whom I’m cooking but in a twist of fate, I lost track of time, and accidental y broke al of my platters, but I didn’t give up faith!
I’m a broken dish repairer, and a cook, I won’t be ready on time but I can stil Fix a plate!
(Broken Platter/cook)
(/fix up late!)
I did get arrested, but I acquired reasonable doubt to help my case first, Not one authority figure saw my suspicious tattoo! Or the place where I washed my hands, This ink eluded investigators!
(/this sink eluded investigators!)
(/this included investigators!)
2/14/17
I'l dive in front of the fucking. . the fucking area that's in front of the device that's showing everything
on it,
and then I'm also going to give
you a coupon to pay for a new monitor thing that you should buy show everybody that you bought it, and then flaunt it,
and then also take a picture of that entire scene and that'l be the background of your new monitor product, and that could be a ‘screen saver’ (/screensaver) 1/28/2017
Awhile ago you'd view Adam as an unemployed lazy peasant who would never blow your mind as Earthlings,
I'm the ruler of the commercial business now so imagine if you saw that Adam, working (/Adam were king)
(/that ad i'm working!)
You Saw a woman who needed a change, gave her advice and more in hopes that she'd use-it, You saw her on one side, one angle, ugly legs with obtuse curves, your a smart surgeon and a physical trainer advisor with a chance to prove it,
Plus She has a bad buildup of ear wax, you solved al of those problems with good measure when she was given Acute tip
(/a q tip)
(/a cute hip!)
What are you up to with your cab company you run, greedy evil agenda your gas is hurting people perusing,
So extra fuel money levied for the cars purposely offensively coming down hard on people on what A-Taxis using
(/a tax-he's using)
(/attacks-he's using!)
11/26/2014
people in al walks of life come and join our bomb-unit,
Theres lots of tools in prison, formed groups get together and write raps to be heard, now have you ever seen a conduit! (/conduit(2)) (/con-do-it?) . .triple entendre’ a conduit it a tool, another definition of a conduit is an organization that acts as a channel for the transmission of something, and a con is slang for a convict, ‘conduit’ and ‘con do it’ sounds the same.) 5/16/2014
I gotta diss the referees, they don't wish to see-me-win,
Attention ignorant critics, your al juiced up, mixed with enjoying being salty, you Al of (/olive) (/al -of) martini's ingredients!
there's alotta snake bitches that infiltrate our force-fields, your a snake i put under the water now sharks have warm-meals, I'l record a short film about it when the funds-wil -land, for the other snakes it's educational, people won't understand, not kidding it's made forreals (/for eels)
(/4 reels)
10/06/2013
I could've been minutes away from serving a long prison sentence, livin' with a skinny cel mate, al i'd lift is a smal dumbbel , that's "Heavy time with a light wait,"(/lightweight)
Literal Quadruple Meanings
8/22/2014
invest in a great planet despite its hardship for humans, avoid the outside or you'l drop, The Ewoks' say it's out of this world. . people. . Endor's the spot!
(/endures the spot!)
(/indoor's the spot!)
(/endorse the spot!) (Quadruple entendre', Endor is a planet from Star Wars occupied by Ewoks whom kil ed humans in battle, 'the spot' is a phrase that means that place is cool; indoors is safer because the outdoor areas is where the battles took place with the most deaths; I said to invest in the planet in other words: 'Endorse' the spot; since it's hard for humans to survive here they would have to endure it; 'Endor's' 'Endures' 'Indoors' & 'Endorse' al sound the same if pronounced a certain way making this a 4-meaning metaphor in one line.)
Literal Quintuple Meanings
1/28/2017
My friend my age always stays way high over the shore by these pil ars I'm at and he's a stabber, So for your safety listen to my answer while you look in my specific direction and location, the problem: . .a Peer's hazard
(/appears hazard)
(/up here's hazard)
(/a Pier's hazard)
(/a pierce hazard!)
5/16/2014
I wrote stories about the greatest rappers looking on my map's icons to travel the never ending cliff with my GS cars to roam with the best-men,
I can show you the Legends
(/ledge-ends) (legends = icons on maps, famous people, cliffs, story, GS Legend vehicle; quintuple entendre' or 5 meanings in one line)
Literal Septuple Meanings
I have your col ection of rye bread, your rice, your letter 'i' writing practice sheets, your ice, your Ryse video game disc, your Rise 2014 DVD, and your paying attention to me during this matter,I'm throwing al of these things and your looking around in al directions, I made your i's scatter (/made your ice scatter)
(/made your rice scatter)
(/made your Rise scatter)
(/made your rye's scatter)
(/made your Ryse scatter)
(/made your eyes scatter)
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