Authors Acknowledgments
First of all I'd like to thank SmashWords for giving budding authors like myself a chance to get e-book published. And they let you do it for free which is well within my budget. And I'll thank anybody else from Kindle to Apple that I can figure out how to put my e-book on.
Of course I can't ignore my wonderful wife Judy. Again she rates more than just being listed in the dedication. The only really good overall sections of this book are her wonderful love letters over a span of many years that through some miracle led us to get together and for me to have her as my wife.
And then like I used to tell my friend Steve who was very religious, hey Steve, the Bible would really be boring without some good villains like Herod, Pontius Pilate, Goliath, and the Pharaohs etc. So I want to thank all the "villains", mean people, nasty people, who contributed so many pages to this book. They made my life miserable then but also they could turn around and make me a few bucks now if you buy my book at the cheap price of $1.99 that I'm offering it at. Wouldn't that be sweet revenge on all those people?
I want to give a special knowledge man to Mark Twain, one of the greatest and my most favorite author for inspiring me to even write this autobiography. I read Mark Twain's autobiography that just came out recently and I urge you to read it. Mark came up with the great idea of just dictating his book to stenographers and then they took their notes and typed up what he had said and gave it to him for editing. And Mark came up with the brilliant idea to just talk about whatever interested him in no particular chronological order. I thought that was a brilliant way to do an autobiography and that's exactly the way I did mine so thank you Mark
And finally I acknowledge to everyone who can relate to this book that I'm very sorry you can relate to this book.