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Chapter 31

After five months of play, Pinocchio wakes up one fine morning and finds a great

surprise awaiting him

Finally the wagon arrived. It made no noise, for its wheels were bound with straw

and rags.

It was drawn by twelve pair of donkeys, all of the same size, but all of different

color. Some were gray, others white, and still others a mixture of brown and

black. Here and there were a few with large yellow and blue stripes.

The strangest thing of all was that those twenty-four donkeys, instead of being

iron-shod like any other beast of burden, had on their feet laced shoes made of

leather, just like the ones boys wear.

And the driver of the wagon?

Imagine to yourselves a little, fat man, much wider than he was long, round and

shiny as a ball of butter, with a face beaming like an apple, a little mouth that

always smiled, and a voice small and wheedling like that of a cat begging for

food.

No sooner did any boy see him than he fell in love with him, and nothing satisfied

him but to be allowed to ride in his wagon to that lovely place called the Land of

Toys.

In fact the wagon was so closely packed with boys of all ages that it looked like a

box of sardines. They were uncomfortable, they were piled one on top of the

other, they could hardly breathe; yet not one word of complaint was heard. The

thought that in a few hours they would reach a country where there were no

schools, no books, no teachers, made these boys so happy that they felt neither

hunger, nor thirst, nor sleep, nor discomfort.

No sooner had the wagon stopped than the little fat man turned to Lamp-Wick.

With bows and smiles, he asked in a wheedling tone:

"Tell me, my fine boy, do you also want to come to my wonderful country?"

"Indeed I do."

"But I warn you, my little dear, there's no more room in the wagon. It is full."

"Never mind," answered Lamp-Wick. "If there's no room inside, I can sit on the

top of the coach."

And with one leap, he perched himself there.

"What about you, my love?" asked the Little Man, turning politely to Pinocchio.

"What are you going to do? Will you come with us, or do you stay here?"

"I stay here," answered Pinocchio. "I want to return home, as I prefer to study

and to succeed in life."

"May that bring you luck!"

"Pinocchio!" Lamp-Wick called out. "Listen to me. Come with us and we'll always

be happy."

"No, no, no!"

"Come with us and we'll always be happy," cried four other voices from the

wagon.

"Come with us and we'll always be happy," shouted the one hundred and more

boys in the wagon, all together. "And if I go with you, what will my good Fairy

say?" asked the Marionette, who was beginning to waver and weaken in his good

resolutions.

"Don't worry so much. Only think that we are going to a land where we shall be

allowed to make all the racket we like from morning till night."

Pinocchio did not answer, but sighed deeply once-- twice--a third time. Finally, he

said:

"Make room for me. I want to go, too!"

"The seats are all filled," answered the Little Man, "but to show you how much I

think of you, take my place as coachman."

"And you?"

"I'll walk."

"No, indeed. I could not permit such a thing. I much prefer riding one of these

donkeys," cried Pinocchio.

No sooner said than done. He approached the first donkey and tried to mount it.

But the little animal turned suddenly and gave him such a terrible kick in the

stomach that Pinocchio was thrown to the ground and fell with his legs in the air.

At this unlooked-for entertainment, the whole company of runaways laughed

uproariously.

The little fat man did not laugh. He went up to the rebellious animal, and, still

smiling, bent over him lovingly and bit off half of his right ear.

In the meantime, Pinocchio lifted himself up from the ground, and with one leap

landed on the donkey's back. The leap was so well taken that all the boys

shouted,

"Hurrah for Pinocchio!" and clapped their hands in hearty applause.

Suddenly the little donkey gave a kick with his two hind feet and, at this

unexpected move, the poor Marionette found himself once again sprawling right

in the middle of the road.

Again the boys shouted with laughter. But the Little Man, instead of laughing,

became so loving toward the little animal that, with another kiss, he bit off half of

his left ear.

"You can mount now, my boy," he then said to Pinocchio. "Have no fear. That

donkey was worried about something, but I have spoken to him and now he

seems quiet and reasonable."

Pinocchio mounted and the wagon started on its way. While the donkeys

galloped along the stony road, the Marionette fancied he heard a very quiet voice

whispering to him:

"Poor silly! You have done as you wished. But you are going to be a sorry boy

before very long."

Pinocchio, greatly frightened, looked about him to see whence the words had

come, but he saw no one. The donkeys galloped, the wagon rolled on smoothly,

the boys slept (Lamp-Wick snored like a dormouse) and the little, fat driver sang

sleepily between his teeth.

After a mile or so, Pinocchio again heard the same faint voice whispering:

"Remember, little simpleton! Boys who stop studying and turn their backs upon

books and schools and teachers in order to give all their time to nonsense and

pleasure, sooner or later come to grief. Oh, how well I know this! How well I can

prove it to you! A day will come when you will weep bitterly, even as I am

weeping now--but it will be too late!"

At these whispered words, the Marionette grew more and more frightened. He

jumped to the ground, ran up to the donkey on whose back he had been riding,

and taking his nose in his hands, looked at him. Think how great was his surprise

when he saw that the donkey was weeping--weeping just like a boy!

"Hey, Mr. Driver!" cried the Marionette. "Do you know what strange thing is

happening here! This donkey weeps."

"Let him weep. When he gets married, he will have time to laugh."

"Have you perhaps taught him to speak?"

"No, he learned to mumble a few words when he lived for three years with a band

of trained dogs."

"Poor beast!"

"Come, come," said the Little Man, "do not lose time over a donkey that can

weep. Mount quickly and let us go. The night is cool and the road is long."

Pinocchio obeyed without another word. The wagon started again. Toward dawn

the next morning they finally reached that much-longed-for country, the Land of

Toys.

This great land was entirely different from any other place in the world. Its

population, large though it was, was composed wholly of boys. The oldest were

about fourteen years of age, the youngest, eight. In the street, there was such a

racket, such shouting, such blowing of trumpets, that it was deafening.

Everywhere groups of boys were gathered together. Some played at marbles, at

hopscotch, at ball. Others rode on bicycles or on wooden horses. Some played at

blindman's buff, others at tag. Here a group played circus, there another sang

and recited. A few turned somersaults, others walked on their hands with their

feet in the air. Generals in full uniform leading regiments of cardboard soldiers

passed by. Laughter, shrieks, howls, catcalls, hand-clapping followed this

parade. One boy made a noise like a hen, another like a rooster, and a third

imitated a lion in his den. All together they created such a pandemonium that it

would have been necessary for you to put cotton in your ears. The squares were

filled with small wooden theaters, overflowing with boys from morning till night,

and on the walls of the houses, written with charcoal, were words like these:

HURRAH FOR THE LAND OF TOYS! DOWN WITH ARITHMETIC! NO MORE

SCHOOL!

As soon as they had set foot in that land, Pinocchio, Lamp-Wick, and all the other

boys who had traveled with them started out on a tour of investigation. They

wandered everywhere, they looked into every nook and corner, house and

theater. They became everybody's friend. Who could be happier than they?

What with entertainments and parties, the hours, the days, the weeks passed like

lightning.

"Oh, what a beautiful life this is!" said Pinocchio each time that, by chance, he

met his friend Lamp-Wick.

"Was I right or wrong?" answered Lamp-Wick. "And to think you did not want to

come! To think that even yesterday the idea came into your head to return home

to see your Fairy and to start studying again! If today you are free from pencils

and books and school, you owe it to me, to my advice, to my care. Do you admit

it? Only true friends count, after all."

"It's true, Lamp-Wick, it's true. If today I am a really happy boy, it is all because of

you. And to think that the teacher, when speaking of you, used to say, `Do not go

with that Lamp-Wick! He is a bad companion and some day he will lead you

astray.'"

"Poor teacher!" answered the other, nodding his head. "Indeed I know how much

he disliked me and how he enjoyed speaking ill of me. But I am of a generous

nature, and I gladly forgive him."

"Great soul!" said Pinocchio, fondly embracing his friend.

Five months passed and the boys continued playing and enjoying themselves

from morn till night, without ever seeing a book, or a desk, or a school. But, my

children, there came a morning when Pinocchio awoke and found a great

surprise awaiting him, a surprise which made him feel very unhappy, as you shall

see.