Mastro Cherry gives the piece of wood to his friend Geppetto, who takes it to
make himself a Marionette that will dance, fence, and turn somersaults
In that very instant, a loud knock sounded on the door. "Come in," said the
carpenter, not having an atom of strength left with which to stand up.
At the words, the door opened and a dapper little old man came in. His name
was Geppetto, but to the boys of the neighborhood he was Polendina,[1] on
account of the wig he always wore which was just the color of yellow corn.
[1] Cornmeal mush
Geppetto had a very bad temper. Woe to the one who called him Polendina! He
became as wild as a beast and no one could soothe him.
"Good day, Mastro Antonio," said Geppetto. "What are you doing on the floor?"
"I am teaching the ants their A B C's."
"Good luck to you!"
"What brought you here, friend Geppetto?"
"My legs. And it may flatter you to know, Mastro Antonio, that I have come to you
to beg for a favor."
"Here I am, at your service," answered the carpenter, raising himself on to his
knees.
"This morning a fine idea came to me."
"Let's hear it."
"I thought of making myself a beautiful wooden Marionette. It must be wonderful,
one that will be able to dance, fence, and turn somersaults. With it I intend to go
around the world, to earn my crust of bread and cup of wine. What do you think
of it?"
"Bravo, Polendina!" cried the same tiny voice which came from no one knew
where.
On hearing himself called Polendina, Mastro Geppetto turned the color of a red
pepper and, facing the carpenter, said to him angrily:
"Why do you insult me?"
"Who is insulting you?"
"You called me Polendina."
"I did not."
"I suppose you think I did! Yet I KNOW it was you."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
And growing angrier each moment, they went from words to blows, and finally
began to scratch and bite and slap each other.
When the fight was over, Mastro Antonio had Geppetto's yellow wig in his hands
and Geppetto found the carpenter's curly wig in his mouth.
"Give me back my wig!" shouted Mastro Antonio in a surly voice.
"You return mine and we'll be friends."
The two little old men, each with his own wig back on his own head, shook hands
and swore to be good friends for the rest of their lives.
"Well then, Mastro Geppetto," said the carpenter, to show he bore him no ill will,
"what is it you want?"
"I want a piece of wood to make a Marionette. Will you give it to me?"
Mastro Antonio, very glad indeed, went immediately to his bench to get the piece
of wood which had frightened him so much. But as he was about to give it to his
friend, with a violent jerk it slipped out of his hands and hit against poor
Geppetto's thin legs.
"Ah! Is this the gentle way, Mastro Antonio, in which you make your gifts? You
have made me almost lame!"
"I swear to you I did not do it!"
"It was I, of course!"
"It's the fault of this piece of wood."
"You're right; but remember you were the one to throw it at my legs."
"I did not throw it!"
"Liar!"
"Geppetto, do not insult me or I shall call you Polendina."
"Idiot."
"Polendina!"
"Donkey!"
"Polendina!"
"Ugly monkey!"
"Polendina!"
On hearing himself called Polendina for the third time, Geppetto lost his head
with rage and threw himself upon the carpenter. Then and there they gave each
other a sound thrashing.
After this fight, Mastro Antonio had two more scratches on his nose, and
Geppetto had two buttons missing from his coat. Thus having settled their
accounts, they shook hands and swore to be good friends for the rest of their
lives.
Then Geppetto took the fine piece of wood, thanked Mastro Antonio, and limped
away toward home.