Understanding Shakespeare: As You Like It by Robert A. Albano - HTML preview

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To cast away honesty upon a foul slut were to put good meat into an unclean dish.

(29-30)

 

Touchstone is saying that chastity (the good meat) is wasted on an ugly prostitute (the unclean dish). Audrey’s only defense to this line is that she is not a slut or prostitute.

In any event, Touchstone still wants to marry Audrey even though he makes a little speech about cuckoldry being the fate of the married man. A cuckold is a man whose wife is having an affair with someone else. During the Middle Ages there existed a superstitious belief that a cuckold would grow horns upon his forehead. Touchstone predicts that he will grow horns upon his head: that is, he will become a cuckold after he is married. Despite that, he still feels that being a cuckold is better than being an unmarried bachelor.

Touchstone has arranged for Sir Oliver Martext, a country minister, to perform the wedding ceremony; and Martext appears on stage immediately after Touchstone’s speech on cuckoldry (at line 52). Jacques, however, warns Touchstone that a marriage conducted by this country minister will not be legally binding: it will not be a legal marriage. Martext is not a licensed minister, apparently. Thus, his text or words will be marred or damaged. His words will be meaningless, and Touchstone and Audrey will not be really married.

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