20. SUPERMANS WORST NIGHTMARE
Las Vegas: Wednesday 30th May 1990.
This coke is really fucking good man! I mean SHIT! My gums feel like the dead sea! Nothing man! Fuckin' nothing!
BAM! COCAINE TO THA BRAIN!
BAAMMM! COCAINE TO SKULL!!
BAAAMM!! COCAINE HITS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN TO THA BRAIN!!
BAAAAAHHMMMMM! LIKE A RED HOT BULLET FROM THE PUNISHERS MACHINE GUN!
BAAAAAAAAAHHMMMMM!!! PURE CHINA WHITE!! C-C-C-COCAINE!
BAAAHMMM!
Theres only one thing spoiling it, its this asshole on the tv! This English Asshole! Peter Gabriel! I hate this motherfucker!
These bitches got MTV on. This asshole has his dumb ass video playing! Singing his pasty English ass off about motherfuckin' sledgehammers n shit! Nobody fuckin' cares! Only assholes listen to Genesis! This asshole's music video looks like a Tom and Jerry cartoon! Fuckin' dick! I had to interview this piece of shit when he was on tour around the midwest, back in '88.
This asshole told me a load of baloney about "rhythms and patterns, feelings" n shit...... Like I gave a fuck! I asked him about the groupies on the road. Fucking asshole called for his manager and cancelled the interview. Walked out on me! ME! SUPERMANS WORST FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!!
The magazine editor, Bob, nearly fired my ass! All because of that Peter Gabriel asshole!
Bob was sticking his secretary at the time! Couldn't risk his wife finding out! I got to live another day!
And here I am! Snortin' blow in a Vegas hotel room..... Bob thinks I'm working! Suckerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
I just wish Tone was.....
..... I feel fucking bad for Tone, 'cause he didn't really want no drugs or anything, but I mean fuck it! We got blow! What else do you really need in vegas?!
Booze!
Girls! Coke!
The rest is all bullshit! You know what I mean right?!
Talia wasn't fucking lying about this shit that Super Mario gets! Jesus! I could blast this shit ALL DAY! Just get lost is a fucking snowstorm of fuckin' cocaine! People might say Supermans Worst Nightmare has a little snow on the brain!! Y'know what I'm saying?! A little snow on the brain?!
AHA!
It's funny!!
Don't be a fucking asshole! Too much of a good thing is a god damn good thing! I don't give fuck what anybody says! Know what I'm saying?! I mean, like shit! People buy the magazines I write for 'cause I know what I'm talking about, right? Y'know what I mean right?!
These assholes look at me like: "This guy is the motherfucking man! He knows his shit!"
You Fucking right I know my shit!
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! FUCKING ASSHOLE?!
Who got the Beastie Boys on speed dial, huh?
Yeah, bitch! Me!
Who hangs with the Chilli Peppers in the studio?!
Yeah! Fuckin' asshole! ME!!!
Who hangs with Big Daddy Kane in the Rotten Apple? Yeah bitch! ME!!!
Who smoked a joint with Willie Nelson?! Yeah..... Exactly! Not even Lucifer can hold a candle to me! Know what I'm saying?!
Probably not.... You could even get to my level if you had a fuck-ing elevator. Know what I'm saying?
"Hymie, could you cut me another?" This Sarah bitch asks me. Yeah... Sure. We're all on vacation. Why the fuck not?! These bitches are on a permanent vacation.
I wanna make a move on this slut. I thought me and Talia was gonna hit it off, then she tricks us gets us into this shit! She's a fat bitch too, like I would pay for this fucking animal to blow me?! Please..... This bitch could eat an apple through a fucking tennis racket! She'd probebly eat my cock before suckin' it! Bitch looks like she can put it away!
Now Sarah, I like Sarah....
Sarah looks real innocent, like a rock of butter wouldn't melt.
This bitch can suck my dick! Its only a matter of time!
I've dated hundreds of girls and let me tell you something, they all are the same deep down.
Shallow and out for money. Thats all they care about. But y'know what the craziest thing is? Their right! What else is there?! I mean money makes the motherfuckin' world spin around! It controls everything! Fuckin' everything!
Even pussy! And believe me, I've had tones! By the fucking truckload! Shit.....
Rich chicks, models... Even scumbag pussy from the South.... Man.... It always ends the same: They hate me, I hate them....
And marriage? Fuck marriage!!
Marriage is just a load of garbage! Who the fuck is happy when they get married?! I got the right idea, just keep dating and moving on..... Its a lot easier.....
These bitches act like they've never sniffed lines before. They just hoover this shit up and keep talkin'! Keep talking shit watching this English creep on MTV!!
I know how it will end with these bitches. Once they've partied themselves out and nobody wants to fuck 'em no more, they call mommy and daddy and ask for a plane ticket home.
By the time these bitches get back to Kansas, its all just a nasty ass memory.
Supermans Worst Nightmare! I'm the fucking man:
"Hey bitch! Cut another line!"
Fuck these bitches, fuck Peter Gabriel! I'm gonna read this shit Tones written..... Fuckin' asshole......