THE SETTLEMENT
0210HRS
BIG BROTHER RUKUS
I can’t take it anymore.
[Takes a shot of the absinthe]
They treat us like shit. We are humans, aren’t we? We are humans.
GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS
Humans are us. [Giggles]
SMALL BROTHER RUKUS
As to you my brother and sister, pray for me that I may get a smoke.
BIG BROTHER RUKUS
I know what we’ll do. We will show them who we are. We are the Rukus
brothers and sister. Let us sing like we used to. Let us sing songs from
the motherland. Let us sing ‘Hoopte Hoo’.
SMALL BROTHER RUKUS
You go home. You are drunk.
GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS
Which version big brother. Please say ours.
BIG BROTHER RUKUS
But of course little sister. Ours it is. Our very own modified, perverted
and triple distilled version.
Let’s go. 1-2-3 go!
GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS
Gooble gooble gooble gooble goo
Hoopte hoopte hoopte hoo
SMALL BROTHER RUKUS
Humpty humpty humpty sumpty soo
ALL IN CHORUS
Kebble kebble kebble kebble kebble koo
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