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Chapter 7

 

THE SETTLEMENT

0215HRS

 

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

I love this song. It always brings me peace.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

That is because we always sang it when we were upto no good.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[In a shrill voice]

Gooble gooble gooble goooooooooooooooooooo

[A gale of wild laughter erupts from the Rukus household]

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

[looking sombre]

We will wake the neighbourhood if we keep up at this.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[screams]

Yelelei yelelei yelelei yelelei ooooooooooooh

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Wake up the neighbours? Are there neighbours? Is there a

neighbourhood? We are in a bloody camp little brother. To hell with

your neighbourhood. To hell with this bloody house. To hell with the

bloody Gestapo rules and regulations. To hell with this cold. Oh damn it

is cold. We should wake all the shitheads up and up and up and fucking

up.

[He tilts his head and lets out in a loud voice]

Goobleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gooooooooooooooooblllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee

goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

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