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Chapter 1

 

THE SETTLEMENT

0200HRS

 

 

[The fracas comes from a household of three in prefab no. 13 at the

settlement. The pressure gauge is high and the release becomes

obligatory. Add alcohol and it all explodes.]

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

[shouting]

I just realized. We are shit. Everything is shit in this country. In this

country everything is shit. Given a chance I will burn this whole shitty

place to the ground. But they won’t give me a chance. Instead, they will

come for me tomorrow.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

[shouting in response]

Calm down brother. You will burst an artery. Besides if it was shit we

wouldn’t be here.

 

HOOPTE GOBBLEDYGOOK

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

It is a shithole brother.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

It is not a shithole

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

It is a shithole

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[giggles deliriously]

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Shithole.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[giggles louder]

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

Why are you laughing like that little one? You going to help big brother

here burn this place to the ground?

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[Starts shaking hysterically with laughter]

I might.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

I am telling you, we are shit. We go through the intestines and come out

the ass without communicating shit. We are the end of the line. You

arrive and discover that you are shit and can’t do shit. Why? We are at

the end of the line, waiting to get flushed!

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

[grabs bottle from big brother and looks at the writing]

How much alcohol is in this thing anyway? Or are you taking something

else big brother?

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[giggles]

Stop it you two. Please. You are killing me.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

[in a loud voice]

Killing us they will. Tomorrow. I am telling you. We are in this dump of

a camp. They are coming to incinerate and make some manure out of us.

See how they lined us up and dumped us in Exhausters.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

They were trucks.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Exactly! Then they come and dump us here in this shithole.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

It was for our own protection. From the little I could gather, there is a

disease of some kind going on. You saw all of those people with masks

on? That is why they gave us masks.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

You know what? They think we brought it in. I could see the violence in

their eyes. Their faces similar to what I look like when I am taking a shit

and the shit is hard as fuck. They can’t wait to get rid of us.

 

HOOPTE GOBBLEDYGOOK

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[holds her ribs and shudders]

Plea-

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

But I told you, there is a disease…

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Yes there is a disease. Goddammit! That disease has many names,

Despair, Disappointment, Disaster, Damnation, Dead Ambitions,

Broken Dreams. That is what we got when we landed. This other disease

is just the icing on the shitty cake. Now give me that.

[yanks the bottle out of small brother Rukus’ hands]

If they have to incinerate me atleast I won’t be conscious. I need

anaesthesia for tomorrow’s operation.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

Why tomorrow? If they wanted to do it they would have done it already.

Why wait?

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Because they are clever that’s why. They are clever evil bastards. They

know we will let our guard down after 3 days. Then we relax. On the

fourth day they sneak up on us and do the deed.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

The deed?

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Yes, the deed.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

The killing?

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Yes, dummy. The killing. The burning of our shitty asses.

Tomorrow it is.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

I give up on you. Plus I need a smoke. Haven’t had a smoke since we

docked at the port.

[staggers to the pile of trunks and starts opening and searching]

 

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