I killed my mom. I killed my dad. They deserved it. They were asking for it. No one will ever know. I will be dead by the time this book is ever published, or revealed to the general public. So i think i am safe. I killed them 40 years ago. I am happy that i did what i did. Life got better once they were out of my life. Just do it kids. Kill your parents! Be free from their evil fascist control over your lives.
I won't reveal much details as to how i did it; they "accidentally" drowned...