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and swayed back on his knees, his eyes hooded and dreamy. She glanced down.

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‘Where’s the condom?’

‘Uh?’

‘Oh no. You’ve got to be kidding me.’

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At the same time as the total nightmare freak-out that followed, her poking around

with her fingers, the condom writhing away like a fish from her fingertips, he, eeeuugh,

staring at her and she grunting oh my God then leaping to the small en-suite bathroom

to finish the job alone, the acrid smell of burnt fish and spices, the oil fire, the naked

sprinkler-shower, during all that turmoil inside a fancy concrete box up in the northern

hemisphere, a female leopard, heavily pregnant, lay on her side in the dry quiet of her

cave, panting rapidly, waiting, at peace.

Neither knew it, but Gaia tied a thread of true destiny between them that night, a line

through the Earth from Europe to Africa, parallel with the soft fringe of twilight as day

slipped into night. Did they sense it, when Ariel was infused with a strange inner calm,

stopped shouting, wrapped herself in a towel and went out onto the balcony, and

Ingwe snarled and lashed her tail? When Ariel glanced south to the sky past the

mountains and Ingwe glanced north at precisely the same moment? Of course not.

We’re just animals. We don’t know half of what’s going on around us.

The moment of anxiety passed, and she stretched out again, writhing in the leaf litter.

Although this was her first child, Ingwe knew the birth would be wonderful, the

pleasure and the pain already so sweet as her baby broke from her womb. Just one, she

could feel it moving inside her. Just one. She’d never seen a kitten before, but when she

closed her eyes she saw it, memory from genes, the fuzzy face-lines, the miracle little

claws. A purr rumbled through her shallow breath.

And just as Johnny’s best little runner squiggled his head through the membrane of

Ariel’s egg, the kitten thrust out, first its nose then its head, shiny as a wet rat in the

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starlight. Ingwe watched, rapt, then lay back and pushed. Out it came in a rush. She

turned over, ate the afterbirth and licked herself and then the kitten with innate

urgency, no scent of blood here. Sweet blood. Our blood. Is it a boy or girl? She squinted

down in the faint light, but she couldn’t tell. No matter. I will know when she opens her

eyes. A lingering, sweeping caress with her tongue, then she raised her great eyes to the

stars in thought . I said her eyes. She. My she-cat, my little queen.

And for some reason Ariel found herself smiling, rocking back and forth in the fresh

air, the stars ablaze above her. Johnny was inside, on the phone to the building manager

and the pizza place. It grew chilly on the balcony, the potted bamboo whispering in the

breeze by her deckchair, so she sighed, went back to his room and untangled her clothes

from the covers. She dressed quickly and found him mopping the floor, his naked torso

and tracksuit pants wet and grimy, his face flushed with embarrassment. Just like that

she forgave him and joined in to help, laughing, a bit hysterical.

And the she-cub mewed, lifted her head and crawled towards her mother’s

heartbeat, the soft rhythm of her breath. She lay trembling for a while, then opened her

mouth and suckled. Ingwe nuzzled her, circling with the white tuft of her long tail. The

light of the stars shone faintly onto the swollen little face. Her breath spoke to the cub,

survive, survive, survive.

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THE CRUCIFIXION

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‘My darling! How are you? How were the exams?

‘Hullo, mother.’

‘What are you doing?’

‘Watching TV.’

‘Oh. Hang on, please Ariel. Another call.’

Ariel lowered the phone to her shoulder, raising her eyes to the ceiling. Johnny had

ordered ice cream with the pizza and she balanced the little spoon on her lip then stole

another spoonful, watching him. Beaming from ear to ear, his eyes glazed and shell-

shocked, his skin several shades paler. Muttered something thoughtful to the footballer

on the TV. He smelt of soap, as did she, the same scented lather in a very hot, shared

shower. She was rosy in his bathrobe, the fabric softer and snugglier than she’d ever felt

against her skin, her legs drawn up to one side, her head nestled on a silk cushion.

The phone squawked in her hand.

‘Sorry, excuse me?’

‘I saw the pictures! In the magazine. I’m so proud of you.’

‘Which one?’

‘Excuse me?’

‘Magazine.’

Bild. There are others?’

‘Yes.’

‘This is great. Keep it up. Are you still seeing him? The footballer?’

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‘Say hi to me Mum,’ in a passable cockney as she tossed the phone over. He picked it

up.

Gruss Gott, mutti, ’ he croaked, winking at Ariel. ‘ Wie gehts? ’ The phone pealed with

laughter. He listened awhile, muting the roar of the crowd on the TV, then said, ‘Of

course, we’d love to. Sure, no problem. Text it to Ariel. See you there, uh < bye.’ He

slowly closed the phone. ‘Wow.’

‘What was all that about?’

‘Asked us to some Green Party party? Uh < I dunno. I think speeches and such.

Media.’ He grinned. ‘She said you must wear green clothes, you’d understand. No sexy

dress, I suppose. Damn.’

‘Um, John-bon?’

‘What?’

‘Why did you accept on my behalf? Hullo? Maybe I don’t want to go, because, you

know, I don’t want to go?’

‘Aaah, come on. Why not? Help me understand this. You want to translate, you want

to go forth and bridge the communication barriers of Europe, but not be part of a

Europe-wide political organization? A pretty cool one. What, you’re gonna join

another? The conservatives?’

‘Of course not.’

‘So like I said, why not?’

‘Why are you so keen and eager?’

‘Bored, I suppose. Politics is interesting. Can’t play soccer forever.’

‘Oh, so it’s your career?’

‘Of course. I’m visualizing. You, you just stand there, you wave, smile and do charity

stuff while I fuck the interns. Okay? That’s the grand plan. That’s why I’m taking you to

a party.’ He laughed and slapped his leg.

She didn’t even crack a smile.

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What a change, from a few hours ago. Then her eager servant, tender and loving,

now lord of the manor, lounging back on his big expensive sofa in front of his TV half

the size of a wall, his voice deep and masterful. Irritated, she threw down the ice-cream

spoon, stood up and went for a glass of water, resisting an urge to run. How nice it would

be to have a kitchen right here, like a normal home. Instead of having to walk for goddamn half-

an-hour. By the time she reached the taps she was furious.

‘Okay, sorry,’ he shouted. ‘Don’t get your knickers in a knot. I’ll phone back and

cancel. Whatever.’

She considered the matter. Of course, he was right. The Greens were an obvious

career path. And she understood the basic math of her psychology, the mother

abandons, so she flaunts her independence to punish her, a pattern of avoidance and

mistrust for the past seven years, on and on. But to let all that history get in the way of

her future, to sulk and deny opportunity? Walk away from an opening into the system,

the money-beast, the rock and roll? He was right. Not exactly rational.

But not the point, either. He hadn’t listened. Hadn’t glanced her way, shown any

thought for her feelings. Just gone on ahead, expecting her to follow. Okay, she knew

how pushy her mother could be, especially in pursuit of publicity, but that didn’t

excuse it. She was fuming so much she could barely swallow, and then she coughed

and sprayed water across the counter. That’s it. The last straw, the final indignity. She

flew back at him.

‘Listen, I need my clothes. I have to go now. Please, call a taxi?’ No, one more: ‘And

pay, please? I spent all my money on the last one.’

He was flabbergasted. ‘But I thought you were stay-’

‘You thought wrong. You never asked. My father will worry.’

‘Come on. I can drop you off early in the-‘

‘Johnny. Please.’

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‘Fine!’ He sprang up, lithe and full of power, almost colliding with her. She didn’t

flinch or step back, her eyes sullen and unblinking on his throat. So he jumped to the

side and past her and then flounced off like a kid throwing a tantrum, his elbows

flapping like wings, hopping away with his legs splayed out. For a moment she wasn’t

sure if he was joking, Oh no, another psycho-freak, he turns into a giant, violent baby when he

doesn’t get his way, but then he slumped back into his sexy footballer’s lope, so it was

okay. Just joking. Quite funny, actually. She laughed. If he turns around and comes back

right now, I’ll forgive him, and stay the night.

But he didn’t. He came back with a hundred-Euro note in his hand, and the history

of the human race branched off.

He did phone in the morning, though. It was intensely sweet, she apologizing at the

same time as him, both forgiving each other in general for being human, he pressed for

time and growling instead of saying goodbye. That night he called again and asked her

out, and so began an Indian summer, three weeks of play, sunshine and starlight,

football games and vast crowds, VIP boxes, twenty-seven parties. Because she kept a

subtle distance from Johnny, not quite trusting him, often going out alone, with Noodle

or with her new friends, she had even more fun. The record shows she appeared in six

different magazines and newspapers that autumn, the best photo a punk-style

monochrome of her laughing, cool in her leather jacket and black skinnies, reaching up

over the camera at something. Johnny was backlit behind her, his pose all the sexier for

being natural. The caption, in tasteful lower case over her spiky, wind-whipped hair:

ariel reaches for the stars. Her mother phoned again, sounding orgasmic. Her father

framed it and hung it up in the office. She flitted around, with Johnny and sans, met all

kinds of people, sowed all kinds of social seeds. Everyone wanted to know her. You

could write a whole ‘nother book about those three weeks.

Then she missed her period.

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Deep inside she knew, of course. She didn’t need to go buy a test, piddle on it, wait

for the ink. She sat on the toilet, waving the stick around, this way and that. For the first

time in her life, Ariel really didn’t have a clue what to do.

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Ingwe watched the kitten patter back from the furthest corner of the cave, her eyes

black and golden-blue flash through patches of shade and sunlight. She had been very

careful to cover her business back there, scoring up the earth and leaf-litter,

concentrating so hard she was still trembling. She composed herself in the curve of

Ingwe’s body. And with eyes and ear-twitches, snuffles and purrs, with an ancient

telepathy flowing down from her soul like a soft, secret smell, Ingwe began to teach:

‘When you are big, like me,’ she purred, ‘you will leave this place, leave me. You will

go alone, with only shadow for a mother, passing through forest and mountain to the

valley where the river runs blood and the prey lies down before your beauty. Lion <

pah! ’ She sneezed. ‘Lion and hyena will squeal like bushpig at your scent and crawl off

to live in the stink of the dogs and the toothless, two-legged baboons. You will– ’

‘Mama?’ the cub interrupted. ‘What’s < lion?’

Ingwe yawned and stretched out in the late-afternoon sunshine. ‘I don’t know,’ she

shrugged. ‘I can only tell you what my mother told me. She said that they wish they

were cats. Cats like us? But they are dogs, fighting each other and sleeping in the dust

and howling in hideous voices at the night. But, little one? They are huge, powerful,

much bigger than your mother, and they live only to kill us. We are cats, and live alone.

I don’t think I’ve ever scented them. I don’t know if they exist, or if the two-legs have

killed them all.’

The cub shivered and snuggled towards her teats. The early summer rains had been

intermittent and light, and the milk flowed slow and turgid, nourished more by blood

than water. There was a scent of water from somewhere beyond, but Ingwe didn’t go

that way. The kitten suckled for a while and then growled and tore free, her eyes fierce.

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‘I will fight them,’ she spat. ‘Them and the hymas an’ dogs an’ toothlegged < toothl <

what did you say?’

‘Two-legged baboons. I know their stink well. We don’t fight these creatures, little

one. They are beneath us. We are silent, we are clean. We live in shadow. We are cats,

and <?’

‘We are alone.’

‘So what you going to do?’ Noodle lay on her back on Ariel’s bed, her feet up on the

wall. ‘Are you going to keep it?’

‘I don’t kn-‘

‘What about Spain? Are we still going to Spain?’

‘I don’t know. I feel like life played a trick on me. Set me up and knocked me down. I

don’t know what Johnny’s going to say.’

‘You haven’t told him? Oh crap.’

‘It’s my body. My decision. My life. Maybe I won’t even tell him.’

‘Yeah. You you you.’

Ariel swiveled the chair back to look at her friend. ‘Noods? What-?’

‘Abortion’s murder. I’m sorry, that’s just how I feel.’ She swung her feet down and

bounced up. ‘And you know what else? I’m pretty sick of always talking about you and

all the drama in your fabulous life!’

‘I < but-‘

‘Okay, calm down. Here’s the thing. You tell me to chill on Bjorn. Play hard to get,

don’t give in to him. So now he’s forgotten I exist, while you’re humping butt-fucking

naked with celebrity Joe, going to all the parties and you hardly ever invite me! And

then when you get pregnant, hey, no problem. Just kill it.’

‘That’s not fair.’

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‘Fair! Look, I’m angry now, and soon, I won’t be. So maybe we can talk later. But if

you < I don’t know.’ And in three quick strides she was out, slamming the door behind

her.

Her father shuffled down the passage, opened the door, leaned his head in, and

asked, ‘What’s going on?’

‘Nothing. It’s nothing.’

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‘Oh shit. Oh no. What a disaster.’ Johnny sat down and ran his hands over his face.

‘Just when everything was going right.’

Just the reaction she’d expected. That was the worst thing. What an asshole. I knew it.

She cleared her throat.

‘So what are we going to do?’

He stared at her. ‘Well, you’re not thinking of like, keeping it, are you? Jesus. The

problem is the press, if they find out, I mean, come on. Come on. You’re fresh out of

school, and I < well, I might be moving to Barcelona. Or Milan, next year. We can’t, we

should do this in ten years. Not now.’

‘So when you move to Barcelona, or Milan, I’m just going to drop my studies? Follow

you there? Irrespective of the baby?’

‘We, we can, y’know, sort it out, when, shit, I don’t know. C’mon. You have to do

the right thing here.’

She stood, silent, vibrating inside like an electric guitar, feedback. He looked up from

his hands to her.

‘Ari? Are you okay?’ He stood up. ‘Hey, baby-doll, I’m sorry. I know how tough this

must be. We’ll get through it, I promise. Together.’ He caressed her hair with the back

of one hand, the other encircling her for a hug.

A thousand times she thought of a better response in the years to come, the last time

in her nineties. Blithe and witty, contemptuous, compassionate, she ran through them

all. Because all she did is scream, ‘Motherfucker!’ at the top of her lungs, and push him

away as hard as she could. Somehow she got the angle of leverage just right and he

flew, his feet lifting from the teak floor. He smashed into an empty bookcase and

walloped down like a rag doll.

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‘Aaaah! Oh my God. My back! You crocked my back. Motherfucker? Aaaaaaaah,

God.’

‘Fuck you. You asshole.’ She marched out. This time she had the cab fare. There was

a sick smell in the car, and she covered her face with her hands. She peeked through her

fingers, and for a second she could swear that the driver’s head whipped violently from

side to side, an impossible blur, but when she lowered her hands he was normal. Bald

and fat, his head painted red by the traffic light. Dead eyes met hers in the mirror, and

she shifted away to look out the window. The street was empty, they’re all inside.

She cried herself to sleep, and woke up in anger, all through the night.

Freddy Truhahn closed the phone thoughtfully, ignoring the twinge of nausea, damn

sausage for breakfast or something. Young guy, Bayerisch, his voice husky and low.

One line: ‘Ariel’s scheduled for an abortion this afternoon.’ Then the name of the clinic,

and the phone went dead. He balanced it in his hand, something teasing at his beer-

deadened memory – of course. A story, the Baptista boy, taken to hospital after a

domestic accident. He’d sat at the bar last night and thought, See? Justice in the world

after all, before scrolling on.

Ahah. Domestic accident? Abortion? He glanced at the time and speed-dialed the

office.

‘Today?’ The doctor pursed her lips. ‘Not possible. By law we have to-‘

‘I want it out of me. He raped me.’

‘Then, uh, Ariel? We have to report-‘

‘If I tell anyone it’ll destroy my life. And other people. And you, you can’t just sit

there and pretend to know, what’s going on out there, in my life. If I don’t get it out of

me today I’ll kill myself.’ She’d seen a movie, deadpan melodrama, that‘s the most

convincing.

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It was working. The doctor went all noble-warrior, the flared nostrils, the haughty

eyes. She glanced towards the door and nodded, once.

‘Very well, Ariel. But I have two conditions. Well, three. One, you don’t tell anyone

you were here. Okay? This never happened.’

‘I promise.’

‘Second, I’m referring you to a psychologist, a rape-victim specialist.’ She handed her

a card. ‘Twice a week at least. Okay? Do we have a deal?’

Fuck no. ‘Yes.’

‘And third, you must promise me that you’ll report this to the police. No listen, one

day, when you’re strong enough. When this terrible man no longer has any hold on

you. Okay? Do you promise?’

‘Yes.’

‘If you’ve got any evidence, freeze it. Believe me, one day you’ll want to do the right

thing.’

‘Just get it out of me, please.’ She sobbed, and then real tears came, seeping from her

eyes. She couldn’t get them to stop.

‘Oh no. Oh Ariel. I can’t believe this.’

Great way to start the day, her mother’s voice blaring in her ear. Ariel had been

dreaming of ocean, slow, thoughtless swells rocking back and forth. She smeared salt

from her dry, itchy eyes and squinted at the phone. 11:17 am.

‘B < believe what?’

‘You haven’t seen this magazine yet? Someone very kindly slipped it under my door.

Oh God, now I know why they were smirking at me. How could you do this?’

‘Do what?’

‘You don’t understand. Under the surface we’re still very Catholic, you know.’ Her

mother’s voice was bitter. It was as if she was talking to herself. ‘We’ll play for

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sympathy? But you < oh God, you assaulted poor Johnny? No, no, what is this

insinuation?’

‘Mother, please tell me what’s going on.’

Did you have an abortion?’

‘What?’ She sat up.

‘There’s a photo of you. Oh dear, look, you’re weeping. Oh, my poor Ari. My baby.

Why did you do it?’

‘I’m sorry, Mama.’

‘Did you fight with him? They insinuate, you know. Um < here, a source.

Speculation. Should we sue?’

‘No. I pushed him away. Quite hard.’

‘You dislocated one of his discs. He can’t play football anymore. At least until next

season.’

‘Oops.’ She giggled.

‘Ariel! This is serious. He could sue you, never mind the damage you’ve done to our

reputation.’

‘But you’re a Green. What do you care-‘

‘Grow up.’ Her voice was icy. ‘Give me time to think, and I’ll come by. Just stay at

home, okay?’

‘Okay, Mama.’

Her bed smelt sad, like stale sweat, like broken dreams. She had a foul, metallic taste

in her mouth and her insides were cramped up, like the worst period. She sighed,

stood, and limped off to wash and change her pad. Two glasses of water, a cup of

coffee, and she jacked up the laptop to google herself.

The article was bad enough, but the reaction was already worse. A picture of her

with a beard and horns scratched crudely on, a pitchfork in her hand. An article or blog

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or something she skipped the cursor over: MURDERER! An email from the Sisters of

Something or other, standing strong in the wind or something. She gulped, and for a

moment felt like she was drowning, a sea of unseen forces swirling around her. She

hovered around her Facebook icon for a moment, but then decided against it. She had

an urge to call Noodle, and even reached for the phone, but realized there probably

couldn’t be a worse time. Noods always bought Tease.

How did they find out?

She’d told no-one, she’d darted into the clinic with her collar raised and a chic black

hat on, so she wouldn’t be recognized. The photo was of her leaving, half-turned to look

behind her, her posture furtive, stooped < guilty. The tone was bold and nasty, revenge

tarted up as vindication. See? We told you she’s a slut.

It got worse. Others were already chipping in. A pattern was eme