Homecoming Torture and The Lady in Red
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On my way to school, I couldn’t help but notice how well the Pinto was running. The usual roar from the engine was replaced by a smooth even purr. It never drove this well in the two years I had owned it. Whatever book Roman read on fixing cars must have been a good one. I could never do anything like that—
read a book about something so complex and then go out and actually do it. Just when I thought Roman was done with the surprises, it seemed another was always on the horizon. I meant to thank him again for the work on the Pinto.
Heather pulled up in the parking spot next to me, and we walked up to the school together.
“So we’re doubling Saturday right?” I asked.
“Yep. Reservations at Santangilo’s, seven o’clock.”
Heather didn’t sound too excited about it and I could feel her pain. She was stuck with Johnny, but I was stuck with Johnny and a girl that I had about a ninety percent chance of not screwing afterwards.
“We going in the Pinto?” I said jokingly.
Heather smiled. “My dad’s letting Johnny drive the Escalade. So I hear Sally and you got caught doing it by her father.”
“Correction, we got caught almost doing it. It’s always almost. I would have gladly run away from Sally’s dad wielding a shotgun if I actually got to do it.”
Heather laughed. “She’ll do it when she’s ready. It’s different for girls.”
“So I’ve heard about six thousand times. It must be nice being female. All you have to do is drop a line like ‘it’s different for girls’ and that gives you immunity from every conflict that ever comes up.”
Heather laughed again
About that time Pick Bryant ran up. “Have you guys seen this yet?” He handed me a piece of paper with a picture on it. Heather looked as well.
“That’s disgusting,” Heather said.
“No, that’s just not right,” I said. “Who else’s got one of these?”
“Everybody,” Pick said.
“Whatta ya mean everybody?” I asked.
“Look around,” Pick said back.
Every student I saw walking in that day had the same picture in their hand.
Some laughed hysterically, others threw it in the trash out of disgust. A few looked at it as if it were art.
In the main hallway of the school not only did everyone have the paper in hand, but the floor was covered with them, as well as the walls and the lockers.
There must have been thousands. The prison guards were already busy ripping them out of the students’ hands and cleaning them off the floor. In first hour, the announcement came over the intercom that anyone possessing the lewd photograph 49
would be suspended indefinitely. By second hour they were all gone or at least I didn’t see anymore. But the damage to Roman was done.
A couple of minutes of someone’s life were all it took to ruin them. I’d seen it a thousand times. A false rumor. A lie. In Roman’s case, a picture of him on the receiving end of a gay sex act. Someone downloaded gay porn off of the Internet and superimposed Roman’s head on one of the participants. It was obviously fake, but the sad truth of the matter was that those that knew better would still make a big deal out of it and go along with the lie just to hurt Roman, and the others that weren’t smart enough to see it for what it was would follow right along. There was no question that this was the work of Johnny the Killer.
Although he wasn’t smart enough to do it on his own, Johnny got someone to do the dirty work as usual. Roman was on the bad end of pointing fingers, jeers, and laughter that day. More than anyone should have to go through in a lifetime I suppose.
I still sat at our table that day at lunch. I got my share of looks and laughter as well. Pick went back to Johnny’s table. What a fucking coward. At first I thought Heather was going to sit there too and then noticed she was only talking to Johnny.
Johnny and the boys were gleaming like pigs in shit, happier than I’d ever seen my old table
“I swear on my own life Johnny that if you had anything to do with that picture we are through,” Heather said.
Johnny put his hand on Heather’s backside. “Baby, I promise you that I would never have been present at the janitor’s little encounter.”
The entire table broke out in laughter.
Heather fumed. “That picture is fake and you know it.”
“Well if it is fake, you know I’m no good with computers.” Johnny pulled out the chair next to him patting the seat with his hand.
“In your dreams,” Heather said as she walked to our table.
Ooos and ahs swelled from the guys at the table, until they were cut down with a glance from the Killer.
Back at our table someone passing by dropped a tube of hemorrhoid medicine next to Roman’s plate. “Looks like you could use this,” the guy said.
I sprung up from my chair and grabbed the tube, but before I could throw it at the bastard Roman grabbed my arm.
“It’s not worth it,” Roman said.
“Go fuck yourself!” I yelled, as I sat back down in my seat. “How much more of this shit are you going to take? It’s got to bother you.”
Roman ate a mouthful of salad and said nothing.
“Say something. Is it impossible for you to get mad?”
Roman finished chewing. “I think Johnny’s upset that his dog likes me better than him.”
“You’ve lost me,” I said.
“Last night Johnny, Jack, and Brunno tried to jump me, and Johnny brought Apollo along.”
“When?”
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Roman told me the entire story, never seeming angry or happy. His usual monotone voice spoke the tale.
“No way,” I said when he finished. “Apollo? That dog bit the finger off a neighbor girl when we younger and besides that Johnny’s dad had him professionally trained. I’ve never seen that dog disobey Johnny. That is one ugly dog though isn’t he?”
Roman smiled finally and said, “That he is.”
“I can see you fighting off Jack and Brunno but Apollo? Whatta ya got, some kind of mind control over animals?”
“Animals have always liked me, no mind control,” Roman said taking in a spoon full of applesauce.
Heather sat down next to Roman. Heather who was immune to the jokes and jabs. Heather who could give a damn about what people thought about her.
Heather who through her entire school life was on a pedestal so high that no one could touch her, because of her looks, because of her smarts, and because of her kindness.
“I’m sorry,” she said shaking her head.
“There’s nothing to be sorry about. It’s not your fault,” Roman said.
“I think you should kick the son of a bitch’s ass, “I said, regretting it as soon as the words left my mouth.
“You were just telling me a week ago that Johnny would kick the snot out of me.” Roman shook his head. “If I retaliate, it will just make things worse.
There would just be a thousand more pictures in the school tomorrow.”
“A week ago I didn’t know you were Bruce Lee’s second cousin.
Sometimes you just gotta stand and fight, win or lose. Johnny doesn’t understand all this peaceful shit. He’s just going to keep comin’ until he thinks he’s broken you,” I said.
“Johnny won’t be doing anything else,” Heather said.
“Excuse my French, Heather, but I call bullshit. The act he puts on for you while you’re snuggled up on the couch eating popcorn and watching When a Man Loves a Woman isn’t how he is in real life. That’s obviously not how he is with Roman.”
“He does have a human side. Maybe the side you see is the act, Tony,”
Heather replied.
“Fuck that,” I almost yelled at her. “I can’t believe as smart as you are you can’t see it.”
“Tony,” Roman almost shouted back at me. This time it wasn’t with the soft monotone voice. This time it was low and threatening, with some emotion behind it.
“Look, I’m sorry that’s just how I feel,” I said.
Heather said nothing. I think I hurt her feelings but I really wasn’t sorry.
Both of them needed to wake up. The bell rang.
II
As bad as things were for Roman that day they got even worse as Homecoming week progressed. More pictures were distributed every day and in 51
more volume. The prison guards were even ordered by Principal Hartman to show up early and try to catch the person handing out the flyers. The only problem was that people got them before school and off school property. By the time the students started pouring in, the pictures were already dispersed for the most part. I won’t go into great detail about the contents of the pictures but one had to do with Roman in his janitor’s get up.
It didn’t stop there. Someone was clogging up the toilets in the third floor boy’s bathroom and in some cases wasn’t using the toilets at all. On Thursday of that week someone actually shit all over the place, on the walls, the floors, in the sink, and even the mirrors. They made a janitor go in there from time to time during the day to stand guard, but it didn’t work. The thing that sucked the worst maybe was that the daytime janitors would just shut down the bathroom and not clean it up. They left that to the night shift. They left it for Roman.
Roman even had to take an alternate route home from school, a route that was a mile out of the way so people wouldn’t throw things at him from their cars.
I begged for him to let me give him a ride home, but of course, he refused.
For the first time in our conversations at lunch it was me that was right, and my stomach hurt because of it. Roman’s turn-the-other-cheek tactics weren’t working. He never threw a punch, and yet the pictures were still coming, more and more, and the shit was still flying. It began to wear on him. He wasn’t saying much at lunch. He just ate. There were no smiles. No stories about how nice the weather was or factoids like how a bolt of lightning is six times hotter than the surface of the sun or if you were traveling to Mars faster than the speed of light you would actually pass yourself on the way back to earth. Roman was hurting although he never complained. I was hurting watching my friend go through it.
III
All the things that led up to Homecoming were just dust in the wind compared to what happened at the Homecoming dance itself. We ate at Santangilo’s, a high class Italian restaurant. Heather booked the reservations a month in advance. You had to wear a suit to get in which was not a problem for me, on Homecoming anyway. I wore the same tan colored suit I always wore for occasions like weddings or funerals. My shirt was emerald to match Sally’s dress and my tie was a mixture of black and emerald. Sally was as beautiful as I had ever seen her. Her hair done up and more make up than I was used to, but very pretty. It looked as though she got a boob job for the occasion, with those heaping mounds almost busting out of the top of her dress, but I remembered that girls had tricks like push-up bras. Her lips were painted with the lipstick. Johnny wore a gray Armani suit—probably one that Heather’s parents had paid for—with a black shirt and red tie.
And then there was Heather.
A red dress that fit tightly against the curves of her body, as soft as the skin underneath it. It seemed to be forged in a seamstress’s workshop only for Heather. The slit in the dress went on forever up her right leg and eventually her lower thigh. It was strapless stopping just above her chest. Heather needed no 52
help from the wonder bra. Around her neck was a thick string of diamonds and her earrings matched the necklace. Her lips the exact same shade of red as the dress.
Her long golden hair pulled up and styled in twists and turns that I can’t even describe. Little swirls of hair came down and stopped on both sides just before her shoulders. Heather was truly a vision.
We were seated a couple of tables away from the piano in the main room.
Soft music played as we ate in the candlelight. For anybody else this would have been as good as it gets, but for the four of us it was not. Sally, who was having nothing to do with Johnny, talked to Heather the entire time. I don’t recall a spoken word between Johnny and Heather the entire meal, or even in the Escalade to and from. That left me to hear Johnny babble on about meaningless shit. He had already been drinking; I could smell it from across the table. I put my best fake smile on and made the most of it. We all ordered huge meals, because that was the only way Santangilo’s did it. At the end of the meal the ladies’ plates looked as if there were only a few bites taken. Me and Johnny on the other hand had no problem joining the clean-plate club. In fact, Johnny’s plate looked as if it had already been washed, and he even finished a little of Heather’s dinner. I got some white sauce on my shirt on several occasions, and each time Sally would pat a thick linen napkin with club soda to the spot. As much as she assured me the stain would come out I could still see dark patches on my emerald shirt. Johnny thought this was the funniest thing of all time and reminded me constantly throughout the night that I had dropped sauce on my shirt. I gave my best smile every time, wishing that I could kick him in the balls underneath the table. I paid with the money Pops had given me. Heather took care of her and Johnny’s bill of course.
We arrived at the dance an hour after it started, fashionably late, Sally called it. The fieldhouse was transformed into a sea of draping cloth, soft lights, and music. You would never have known that this was the place of sweat and tears, running and jumping. The DJ was set up next to an enormous stage at the far end. In front of that stage the masses danced and laughed and talked. There were around five hundred people attending I guessed. Homecoming was always packed because unlike Prom, the underclassmen were allowed to attend. Most of the attendees were dressed to perfection, the guys reluctantly in their suits and ties, and the chicks in their ‘you think you’re getting some later but this is just to tease you’
dresses. There were a few dirt legs that wore their everyday jeans and such, but Sally reminded me that maybe they couldn’t help it.
Fifteen minutes after we arrived the court was announced. Johnny and Heather were crowned king and queen. Heather gave Johnny the fakest kiss I’d ever seen to seal the deal. The dancing for the court began with only Heather and Johnny and then the rest of the court. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” played like I’m sure it did at a million Homecomings before this and would at a million after it.
Heather danced with Johnny but stayed as far away as she could without breaking contact with him.
I danced close with Sally, her pushed up breasts against my chest (I think we were identical in height with her high heels on), and her head laying on my shoulder in contentment. She smelled great. I scanned the area as we danced.
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Jack was distracting the prison guard overseeing the punch bowls as Brunno emptied a liter of vodka into them, giggling the entire time. They both came stag.
Off in the corner, far from the dance floor was Roman, standing next to his mop and bucket waiting to be called on to clean up spilled punch or dropped cake.
Another janitor stood on the opposite end waiting to do the same. Roman’s eyes were fixed on Heather the entire song. He said it didn’t bother him to be working during the dance, but I’m not sure I bought that. I wondered if the endless torture would ever stop. At least tonight he was off in the distance away from the crowd, away from the spotlight.
A couple hours into the dance ties were loosened, high heels were discarded, and the majority was half blitzed thanks to Brunno’s punch. I danced so hard and long that I was a sweaty mess. Heather stood off talking to her cheerleading friends. Johnny stayed near the punch.
Sheila, Jack’s sister, who was waxed out of her mind, went over to Roman and pulled him to the edge of the dance floor. She put her arms around his waist and started kissing him. Roman stood there in shock. Johnny and Jack snuck up behind Roman. Jack had a pitcher of the punch in his hand. I stopped dancing and started to run, yelling Roman’s name as I did. The speakers drowned his name out. Sheila had managed to undo Roman’s belt in the confusion. A second later Jack poured the punch on Roman’s head as Johnny pulled Roman’s pants and underwear down. Jack let out a piercing shriek of laughter, loud enough to be heard over the music. The dancing stopped and heads turned toward the laughter.
Roman stood with eyes shut and punch dripping down his face, soaking into his gray janitor shirt. He stood there pantless, naked from the waist down.
Laughter erupted throughout the fieldhouse. Everyone was pointing. A few girls covered their mouths in either laughter or awe. Brunno started hopping around in laughter eventually lying on the floor and convulsing in happiness. The laughter continued for an eternity. Roman finally bent down and pulled his pants up and re-buckled his belt.
Mr. Buttworst and another prison guard escorted Johnny and Jack out of the fieldhouse. They didn’t fight it; their night was already made.
Instead of leaving or trying to hide, Roman turned and got his mop and bucket. He walked over to the mess on the floor and began to clean it. The laughing stopped. The mass of people just stood and watched as Roman did his work. The DJ got on the mic and announced there were only three songs left. The music began to play and people went back to their dancing. Roman finished mopping and returned to his corner, unmoving, like the guard at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
I started to walk over. I had no words for him this time. My mind was shocked and blank. Heather grabbed my arm.
“Let me talk to him,” she said as she passed me by.
Heather stopped in front of Roman giving him a towel she had grabbed off the table. Roman took the towel and wiped his face and hair.
“Thanks, but I’m really not looking for your pity,” Roman said.
“I don’t pity you Roman, I admire you,” Heather said back.
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“I think that is difficult to believe considering the current circumstances,”
Roman said.
“I admire what you just did. Any other person would have run for the door after something like that and probably never come back.”
“Stupidity is often confused with genius,” Roman said wiping the last of the red vodka punch from his face.
“Well, we both know you’re not stupid. So that only leaves genius.”
Heather took Roman’s hand in hers. “I want you to dance with me. The last song is “The Lady in Red”, and tonight I’m the lady in red if you haven’t noticed.”
“I’ve noticed.”
“And I noticed you watching me dance with Johnny during the Homecoming court song.”
Roman put his head down.
Heather said,“ I need someone to dance with and as you can see my date is no longer around.”
“I’m not a good dancer. I’ll get this punch all over you. I....”
Heather stopped him in mid-sentence. “All excuses that in the long run don’t add up to much.”
Roman shook his head. “I’ve got to man my station in case of an accident.”
Mr. Buttworst walked over as though he had heard the entire conversation.
“I’ll take care of it, Roman. Go dance would you?”
As the DJ announced that this would be the last song of the night, Heather led a reluctant Roman out to the center of the dance floor. The masses parted in astonishment. People again pointed and nudged each other. Heather and Roman began to dance. She pulled herself close to him. The two moved in unison flowing with the music. Roman led and just like everything else he did it was close to perfection. For at least half the song the crowd just stood and watched.
There were even a few claps and cheers. I led Sally out on the floor next to them.
“Good to have ya,” I said.
“Good to be here.” Roman smiled.
One by one the couples began to file onto the floor and soon the entire crowd was dancing to “Lady in Red”.
The song was right about one thing. She was amazing.
IV
Me and Sally rode with Heather from the high school. Johnny found another way, probably with Jack and Brunno. The post-Homecoming party was at Scott Jakowski’s, of course. This time there weren’t as many people. It was too cold to be outside, and Scott made it clear that he wanted no more than twenty people over. There were at least forty, but Scott was too nice of a guy to tell anyone to leave. Everyone had changed into more casual apparel except for Heather. She walked into the kitchen in her red dress with high heels in hand and went directly over to the liquor counter. She placed her shoes on it and grabbed a glass and a bottle of champagne. She looked at the glass briefly and then discarded it. Her lips pressed against the champagne bottle and several large gulps went down. When she finished, Heather took the back of her free hand and wiped the 55
corners of her mouth in a long swipe, like a cowboy finishing his canteen after a long day in the sun. Johnny and the boys were already shit-faced, since they got a head start on everybody. They looked on in surprise. I had never seen Heather drunk, not even a little tipsy for that matter. I could probably count on two hands the number of times I’d even seen her take a drink, much less chug right out of a bottle of champagne. She was definitely stressed or pissed or both. Johnny walked over and tried to put an arm around her but she stopped him. She poured about half the champagne bottle over his head. Everybody in the kitchen and a few people that could see from the living room, including myself, burst into laughter.
Johnny grabbed Heather’s wrist. The laughter stopped. A second later Johnny’s head was snapped to the left by a smack from Heather. In his stupor Johnny just smiled. Heather whispered something in his ear and then grabbed her shoes and came into the living room.
Me and Sally mingled in the living room with the majority of the guests.
She held my hand the entire time as we drank and small-talked. Music played soft at first, but the drunker the crowd became the louder the music bumped from the speakers. An hour or so into the party you had to yell in the ear of the person you were talking to. Heather was now on her second bottle and was head banging to the bass of the speakers. I was feeling pretty good myself and after several attempts of begging Sally to go to the basement, she finally accepted. She had two beers in the time we were there and was already getting loopy.
In the basement there were already several couples making out on the couches and floor. Sally pulled on me as if she wanted to go back upstairs. I motioned my head toward the laundry room, and she followed me there. This was the same spot my chances ended the last time, I thought to myself. The room was very well kept for a laundry room and spacious. There was more than enough room on the floor. We began to kiss and undress, but she wasn’t hot like at her parents’ house. Her lips were cold, and her touch seemed to be miles away. I continued, of course.
“Look we don’t have to do this if you’re not ready.” That sentence came out of pure hope that in hearing it she would continue, not out of respect or anything else. It sounded sincere though.
“I want to,” she said back. But her eyes told a different story.
Soon we were on the floor and all the rituals that came before actually doing it were followed. The kissing, and petting, and rubbing, and sucking, and licking all took place. All of this seemed to melt away the idea in her mind that she wasn’t ready. At this point I could take a condom out of its wrapper and put it on quicker than anybody in the world. I had more practice than anybody, of that I was sure.
“Let me get on top, it doesn’t hurt that way.”
I always hated how she associated the word hurt with sex. It was a real mood killer. But I was in no position to bitch. I rolled over on my back. She rolled over as well and lay on top of me. Her boobs hung on my chest. She kissed me. I stroked two fingertips down her back. Another meaningless ritual. Just as we were about to hot dock, the door flung open.
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Heather stumbled into the washer as she entered the room, still with her shoes in hand, no bottle this time. Sally jumped off of me and covered herself with a towel. I just lay there, with my best soldier saluting the ceiling. Heather didn’t seem to be moved or embarrassed by the scene. It was as if we were meeting in the hallway at school. She braced herself up against the washer.
“I’m just letting you guys know I’m leaving,” she said and burped immediately after.
“Do you want me to go with you?” Sally said.
“I just don’t feel good, having a shitty time here,” Heather slurred back.
I stood up and held a towel over my crotch.
Heather wobbled out of the doorway into the darkness of the basement.
Sally turned to me grabbing her clothes off the floor. “I should go with her. She’s too drunk to drive.”
I can’t believe this is happening again.
“You’re too drunk to drive,” I said back.
“I’m fine.” She said starting to put on her clothes. “We’ll pick up with this some other time. I promise.”
She finished dressing and kissed me.
Déjà vu hit me as I stood in the dark laundry room. The itchy/wet feeling returned to my nether region and I pulled the agitator off in frustration. I swear the bottle of Tide on the washer was laughing at me. After several minutes of wallowing in self-pity, somebody switched the light on. It was Johnny, Jack, and Brunno.
Jack was drinking some high-priced scotch. Everything was always high-priced with Jack. He thought it made him look more sophisticated I suppose, but someone forgot to tell him that you sip scotch, you don’t guzzle it. Brunno was double-fisted with two twenty-four ounce cans of Schlitz. Johnny had a Natural Light in hand.
“Shot down huh?” Johnny asked. “Life’s a bitch especially if you’re dating one. We’re getting ready to play the Century Club. You in?”
Johnny in his drunkenness must have forgotten he was pissed at me for befriending the guy he called the faggot janitor. I was so furious with my own situation that my anger toward him seemed minuscule.
I had nothing else to do. No one else would be more appropriate.
“Who’s timing?” I asked.
“I’m f-f-f-funkin’ timing,” Brunno responded smiling big with his few missing teeth.
“When the hell did you learn how to tell time Brunno?” I asked.
Jack and Johnny laughed.
“F-f-f-fuck you, Tony.”
I put on my clothes and went upstairs.
V
By the time we all got to the kitchen table, everybody was either passed out, making out, or leaving. It was just the four of us. The way it had been so many times in the past. As much as I hated the guys and what they were doing to 57
Roman, a part of me would always be their friend. I did grow up with them. We had so many events that intertwined our lives it would be hard to unravel them all.
They weren’t evil. They weren’t even bad guys all of the time. They were just misdirected or immature. Maybe this was a chance to talk some sense to them.
“If Brunno is timing, I’m keeping count of the shots,” I said, pulling a pen and paper in front of me.
Everybody agreed and Johnny began to pour the four one-ounce shot glasses full of beer. Brunno immediately threw his down. The rest of us looked at him.
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