by D.A.Sanford
You ever get that feeling that you are in trouble? I'm sitting in a room with the god of mercy and the god of time. I am told that time had an accident and knocked me out of time. I am no longer subject to time. Mercy gives me two options. Become a minion of time, and imp or become a sage on another world. Both suck for various reasons. I propose a third solution and it was accepted. Along with this story is The last human and Envy please enjoy