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“Impressions of Death and the Afterlife” © 2011 by Kaj Anderson-Bauer
“A Flash Look” © 2011 by Roy Buck
“Crow-Boy and the Opposite of Indifference” © 2011 by Brian Cooper
“yOWSa” © 2011 by Jacqueline Delibes
“The Future Is So Gay” © 2012 by Shawn Duyette
“Mending Wall” © 2011 by Richard Helmling
“Unfamiliar Rooms” © 2011 by Walter Holland
“Wanderlust” © 2011 by Danilo Lopez
“Summer Memories” © 2011 by Catherine A. MacKenzie
“Chat” © 2011 by Monica Martinez
“A Vist to the Hen House” © 2011 by Debra Mathis
“The Purple Hat” © 2011 by Melanie McDonald
“No Beards for Mr. Bailey” © 2012 by Peter McKenna
“Whispers in the Night” © 2011 by Melissa Mendelson
“Passing Lane” © 2011 by Brandon Meyers
“Wronged by the Circus, Again” and “Saying Goodbye” © 2011 by Ryan Moll
“Sierra Nevada Reverie” and “Daydreams and Hiking” © 2011 by Shelley Muniz
“In the South of France We Split Hairs” © 2012 by Brittany Newell
“Shrinking Husband” © 2011 by Vincent Rendoni
“There’s Always All That” © 2011 by Allie Rowbottom
“Networking” © 2011 by Jessica Simms
“Not Totally Passive” © 2011 by Louise Farmer Smith
“The Study Date” © 2011 by Simone Stedmon
“Mouth to Mouth” © 2011 by Clare Tascio
“Notes from an Inner City School” © 2011 by Ling E. Teo
“Rainbow Gold” © 2011 by Valerie Tidwell
“Job Interrogation” © 2011 by Lauren Tolbert
“The Heartthrob” © 2011 by Gina Wohsldorf
“Thoughts” © 2011 by Meirav Zehavi
“pressed between leaves” © 2012 by Eleanor Bennett
“Snap Cut” © 2011 by Christopher Hackbarth
“Purple Hat” © 2011 by Sean Lefler
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CONTENTS
Fiction
Kaj Anderson-Bauer
Impressions of Death and the Afterlife 6
Roy Buck
A Flash Look 8
Brian Cooper
Crow-Boy and the Opposite of Indifference 9
Jacqueline Delibes
yOWSa 11
Shawn Duyette
The Future is So Gay 13
Richard Helmling
Mending Wall 17
Walter Holland
Unfamiliar Rooms 19
Danilo Lopez
Wanderlust 21
Monica Martinez
Chat 23
Melanie McDonald
The Purple Hat 26
Peter McKenna
No Beards for Mr. Bailey 30
Melissa Mendelson
Whispers in the Night 34
Brandon Meyers
Passing Lane 36
Brittany Newell
In the South of France We Split Hairs 37
Vincent Rendoni
Shrinking Husband 41
Allie Rowbottom
There’s Always All That 45
Jessica Simms
Networking 47
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Louise Farmer Smith
Not Totally Passive 48
Simone Stedmon
The Study Date 49
Clare Tascio
Mouth to Mouth 52
Ling E. Teo
Notes from an Inner City School 54
Valerie Tidwell
Rainbow Gold 57
Lauren Tolbert
Job Interrogation 58
Gina Wohlsdorf
The Heartthrob 59
Meirav Zehavi
Thoughts 61
Art
Eleanor Bennett
pressed between leaves 65
Christopher Hackbarth
Snap Cut 66
Sean Lefler
Purple Hat 27
Haikus
Catherine A. MacKenzie
Summer Memories 68
Debra Mathis
A Visit to the Hen House 69
Ryan Moll
Wronged by the Circus, Again, Saying Goodbye 70
Shelley Muniz
Sierra Nevada Reverie, Daydreams and Hiking 71
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FICTION
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Impressions of Death and the Afterlife
Fiction
By Kaj Anderson-Bauer
So let’s say you die. Freak accident let’s
forever.” Pretty soon your arm begins to tire, and
say. It happens all the time. Maybe you have a heart you sort of reach out for the last little bit of eave attack. But no—you deserve better. Maybe it’s
over the front door. Then, before you have much
summer. You are painting your house. You have
awareness of what is going on, you are falling and
lived in this house for years, you and your
twisting backwards down into the sidewalk.
husband—or maybe your wife. You bought the
You don’t feel the impact of the earth. That’s
house years ago, when real estate was cheaper. Now because your neck is broken. You don’t know you you are finally
are dying yet.
getting that
All you know
mortgage paid
Then you are dead
is that you
off, and it feels
seem to be
good to have
stuck to the
assets.
sidewalk. Now you realize that you won’t be
It is one of those days in early summer
getting up again—“I am dying,” you think, and
when yard work still seems like a good idea. The
your brain starts churning wildly. You begin to
new grass is coming up, and there is a warm breeze panic. “Oh my God,” you think, “I am going to blowing. So you buy a few of those big buckets of
die.” But even though your brain is more active in
paint—yellow paint, because you are starting over.
these last moments than it has been in your entire
Starting over? Yes, you think. Today is a new day.
life, to a passerby you would already appear dead.
You pull the ladder out of the garage and
And here it comes. Your mind is like a light bulb
get to work painting your eaves. “Goodbye blue
that flares brilliantly and then quietly burns out.
trim,” you think, “it will all be yellow now. Yellow
Then you are dead. You were thinking something
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as you died, but it doesn’t matter anymore.
everything.
There’s a lack of continuity between life
Truth is, lots of people die and go on to
and death—physics is different here, for example,
do great things, even with the depression and the
and that’s just one thing. Getting off the ground
haunting memories. Some people are actually hap-
might take you ten years. You might insist that your pier here. Maybe that’s you. Maybe, once you get back is broken for that long. It’s not broken, but it
up off the ground, you will come to realize that
takes most people a few years to adjust. It takes a
painting everything yellow wouldn’t have solved
while to get used to being dead, and in some cases
your problems anyway. You might realize that you
the post-death depression and the haunting memo-
really couldn’t have started over on that summer
ries never go away. The afterlife can be a depressing day, so long ago. You can never start over; you can place, and the adjustment is different for everyone. only keep going.
It might take fifty years before you can even stand
Maybe at a certain point, you will forget everything
up again—it might take five hundred. But then,
about the few years you spent living. How long will
time is different in the afterlife too. Years will go
it take to forget? It’s hard to say. Maybe, one night,
whizzing by before you know it. Five hundred years millions of years from now, you will awake from a is pocket change here.
dream. You will be lying in bed next to the person
But see, that’s the bad news. There are good you love—still asleep beside you. You will look up bits of the afterlife as well. Your memories and
at the ceiling of your house, dark in your bedroom.
your imagination do everything here, so that opens You will hear the refrigerator turn on downstairs, up a lot of possibilities. You can float in the air for
and you will wonder if you
example, and you can breathe underwater. You also
ever really lived at all.
might meet someone here—someone to love. You
might start a family. It happens all the time. People
have built monuments of infinite height and also
infinite smallness. People have written stories so
Kaj Anderson-Bauer writes fake gossip about his friends and
long that they take thousands of years to read—but real letters to Val Kilmer. He has recently published his stories in here we have time to read them. We have time for
Melee Live and Thin Air Magazine . Kaj lives in Arkansas.
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A Flash Look
Fiction
By Roy Buck
Lincoln’s mirrored self a mismatch of two
Lincoln was superstitious, some say an
differing faces. Different shades as the President stood occultist but really he studied a deeper truth hidden in in front of the mirror. One of which was many shades plain sight. Old mirrors holding memories of every lighter, she noted. The death pallor of the Doppel-reflection captured. The president’s wife saw two
ganger’s ghastliness. An action perceived in advance?
separate distinct Lincolns in their chamber’s mirror.
Bilocation, multi-location--when an
Lincoln stated, “That I was to be elected a
individual or object is in two places at the exact
second term of office, and that the paleness of one
same time: glimpsed shadow of themselves in
of the faces was an omen that I should not see life
fringe vision. No chance of reflection in their
through the last term.”
flashed position.
A deeper truth existed beneath the surface of the
A look-a-like labeled harbinger. An omen.
chambered mirror; John Wilkes Booth’s bullet
At times, a ghostly double right by their sides.
exiting the front of Lincoln’s paled head.
*
A French teacher named Sagee, witnessed
by her 32 students, saw their teacher’s autoscopy
People have said that if Roy Buck
mimic and eat with nothing in her hands.
was a mode of transportation he’d
Sagee was ill. Her doppelganger passed
be an ostrich with a leather saddle.
through her. Her parallel double was vibrant. In
He was raised in Green and Gold
broad daylight, there was the bilocate and it was
country (Wisconsin) before living
motionless while Sagee taught, but the doppelganger
several years in both Missoula,
mimicked writing while the teacher thought.
MT and “da” UP, off Lake
*
Superior.
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Crow-Boy and the Opposite of Indifference
Fiction
By Brian Cooper
The people in the mountains have no religion
book that proves the existence of a Monastery on
and the gods walk among them. You can travel
Standing Mountain, and then of a First Village
only a few hours from here and if you have a
Under the Monastery on Standing Mountain and a
guide to trace the winding path, find an unnamed
Second Village Under the Monastery on Standing
village whose every inhabitant is acquainted with
Mountain. And so on. The book is a not a book
the crow-boy, and who offer food to him and his
of history or geography, but a collection of tax
associates. The inhabitants are less than a dozen
records, and implies that the Monastery was built
families now
first and that
and none of the
its presence
families large or
Remember to breathe
attracted the
healthy. Their
people who
losses give them
built houses,
reason to be hostile to outsiders, and sometimes
cultivated small, terraced farms, offered a tax in
reckless in their hostility. But if you bring weap-
the form of grain to the inmates of the monastery.
ons, food, and authority, each in quantities enough
And bred more of their kind. Implausible, but
to compensate for the villagers superior patience,
most of the villagers assent to this story, claiming
guile, and aptitude for suffering, you may be able to also that the Monastery itself was built the week learn something like what’s written here.
after the creation of the world, and that it was
abandoned at the time of the founding of the
The village is unnamed, but if you don’t go up
Empire. According to the tax records however, the
the mountain and instead go to the library in the
oldest people in Third Village should have heard
capital, you can ask the librarian to show you the
stories from their grandfathers about the
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Monastery’s construction, and even those in Fourth Still, this is the first time you’ve apprehended his Village should have childhood memories of their
offer. He’d enjoy your help in destroying the world
own to explain the monks’ departure.
as it is, starting and ending with the crumpled huts
of the First Village. Not need, not want. But enjoy.
If you do choose to go up the mountain and visit
And you’ll also enjoy it too in parts, sometimes the
the Monastery— a significant choice given the
thrill of power, sometimes the unthrill of
villagers antipathy toward any persons or beings
powerlessness. Swords. Fire. Croaks the crow-boy.
associated with what they have come to call The
Black Temple— you will find a place that, despite
Remember to breathe. Destroy? Without malice,
its reputation and history, stimulates the evaporation and without mercy. And yet with some other of consciousness that, according to some historians, opposite to indifference.
was the hallmark tenet of the structure’s builders.
It’s more not-there than there. Not only are the
Shouldn’t that be difference? Croaks the crow-boy.
timbers charred nearly to ash and the foundation
stones interpenetrated with mosses, fungi, and all
their inbred cousins, but the roof is composed of
fog and the floor is sketched from fallen leaves and
your soft, shuffling footsteps. Your shadows are
the last standing idol. The place’s not-thereness
welcomes your not-hereness, and if you linger long
enough to stop asking why you came or how much
Brian gave up playing Dungeons & Dragons soon after he
longer you’ll wait, or where you’ll go when you
got married and gave up writing fiction soon after he started
leave, the boy with glossy black hair and the
law school. Today, he has three sons and he works in the
unfortunate nose will at last get your attention.
general counsel’s office of a federal agency. And so, his very
cool and supportive wife says, if he wants to play games and
He’s been here all along and he’s not really quiet.
write stories, who’s going to say that he shouldn’t?
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yOWSa
Fiction
By Jacqueline Delibes
US HIGHWAY 46, New Jersey – Seth Grantberg
has staged a defiant occupation of the garage attached In an attempt to use the bathroom, Mr. Grantberg to his mother’s home in Parsippany, New Jersey. A
repeatedly banged on the door separating the garage
self-described “former Partner at commodities and
and main house, a door apparently bolted from the
derivatives brokerage house MF Global,” Mr.
inside by his mother Carolina Grantberg, 63. From
Grantberg, 42, readily granted an interview. MF
the kitchen, a muffled female voice answered, “You
Global, until recently headed by ex-New Jersey
want to use the amenities? Pay us back for your
Governor Jon Corzine, is currently under federal
education. Thank us for decades of sacrifice. Or
investigation for hundreds of millions of dollars in
clean the bathroom for once since 2008, how’s
missing money.
that?”
Mr. Grantberg, wearing a European-cut suit and
“Excuse me for a moment,” Mr. Grantberg said
vibrant power tie, appeared exhausted as he lay on a
as he raised the garage door and squatted behind
cot in the unheated garage. He noted that his current a hedge. Moments later he returned, zipping his diet includes root vegetables, a jar of Nescafé and
trousers. “A little customer money gets diverted
rain water. The former broker clutched a Cipriani
and now I’ve been cut off,” he said, and then yelled
Wall Street lunch menu to his chest.
towards the kitchen, “I’m pissed.”
An inquiry about why he remains in his mother’s
Asked to define what he’s demonstrating against
garage and the whereabouts of his wife, friends and
and what his specific demands are, Mr. Grantberg
home yielded a glacial silence. After several minutes, pointed to a protest sign painted with the words Mr. Grantberg acknowledged, “They’re gone.”
“A Return to Flowing, Beautiful Excess!” In the
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driveway, he marched alone in a circle for hours to
wave the sign at passing vehicles.
She added, “He’ll join us for dinner, like he does
every night. Tonight it’s roast chicken, glazed carrots.
“Let me back in – I’m proud to be part of the
Pudding.”
1%,” he shouted at a stray dog.
“Seth is in a time-out at the moment. Of course
Incredibly, Mr. Grantberg claimed to be completely he uses the bathroom.”
unaware of the Occupy Wall Street movement that
has captured worldwide media attention. “Really?” Mrs. Grantberg shouted towards the garage door, He looked away and fanned himself with a pile
“But not when he’s been so disrespectful.”
of stock certificates. “I hope they get what they
‘deserve.’”
Mr. Grantberg vigorously denied each of his mother’s
allegations of misconduct. “We acted perfectly within
“Are you interested in futures by any chance?” said SEC regulations. That’s all I’m permitted to say Mr. Grantberg, looking refreshed by the question.
because of the investigation.” He lit a cigar. “Caveat
“The future?” asked the reporter for clarification.
emptor.”
“Not the future. Futures.”
Carolina Grantberg answered a reporter’s knock at the
main entrance. The living room was decorated with
stylish mid-century furniture accented by cheerful
family photos.