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Chapter 1.5: Result of Opinion Poll for Indian Army: Just Ignore BJP

Ms. Sushma Swaraj, BJP: Get ten Pakistani soldiers’ heads for one Indian soldier’s head.
Mr. Yashwant Sinha, BJP: Indian Army can retaliate without crossing the LOC.
Ramification: Get ten Pakistani soldiers’ heads without crossing the LOC.

I propose the following opinion poll to help Indian Army.

1. Seek divine powers from Shri Ram of Ramayana.

2. Learn black magic from Baba Bengali.

3. Just ignore BJP.

Opinion poll result: Just Ignore BJP.



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