Snoring - On the Funnier Side
Snoring has been the brunt of many jokes, but it is no laughing matter.
Snoring affects persons of all ages, but particularly middle aged and older persons. It is estimated that over 50% of adult males and 30% of adult females may be affected by snoring.
But, I did ruin across this one and thought it served some’ press” here as it appears to be #1 on the internet!
THIS JOKE IS THE MOST POPULAR ON THE INTERNET
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
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"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed.
"No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?"
asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."