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Wars Fought In The USA

 

Battles, rebellions, skirmishes, disputes, and tiffs have occurred in America right up to the 20th century. Here are 10 historic conflicts that took place within the land borders of the United States of America and didn't happen during the Revolutionary or Civil Wars. For the purposes of this list, we've also excluded the American-Indian Wars.

 

Texas Archive War

The Lone Star State suffered a few growing pains in its earlier days, not helped by the near constant threat of invasion from neighboring Mexico. In 1842, the capital of the Republic of Texas was Austin. After receiving a demand for surrender from a Mexican general backed by an army, Texas president Sam Houston and the state Congress decided Austin might be in danger and ordered the seat of government-and its accompanying archive of official public documents and records-moved to the city of Houston. The citizens of Austin weren't pleased. Fearing the president's namesake city would become the new state capital, they formed a vigilante committee and swore armed resistance. The first attempt failed when the man appointed by the president to accompany the archive on its move was refused horses and wagons by the angry residents. The second attempt ended in humiliation when contemptuous citizens flouted the president's authority, shaved the manes and tails of his messengers' horses, and refused to let the men carry out their duty. At the end of 1842, a frustrated President Houston was forced to send a company of thirty Texas Rangers, with orders not to provoke bloodshed, to take the government archive from Austin.

 

The Rangers entered the town on the morning of December 29th and began quietly loading the archive into wagons, unnoticed by the citizens-except one. Upon witnessing the soldiers' activities, Angelina Belle Peyton Eberly, who ran the local boarding house, hurried to a six-pound cannon kept loaded with grape shot in case of Indian attack, and set off the charge (fortunately, no one was injured). By the time the vigilante committee members assembled, the Rangers raced out of town, taking the precious archive with them. Undaunted, the leader of the vigilantes, Captain Mark Lewis, commandeered a cannon from the nearby arsenal and took off after the Rangers with a couple of dozen furious citizens right behind him. They caught up to the company of Rangers the next day at Kenny Fort and at cannon-point, forced them to hand over the archive, which was  returned to Austin.At that point, President Sam Houston gave up, the government archive remained in Austin, and the Archive War ended with only a few shots fired and no one hurt.

 

Red River Bridge War

Not to be confused with the Red River War in 1874 (U.S. Army v Southern Plains Indians). The Red River Bridge War in 1931 began with, unsurprisingly, a bridge spanning the Red River between Denison, Texas and Durant, Oklahoma. This was a free bridge built jointly by Texas and Oklahoma, much to the annoyance of a nearby older toll bridge also spanning the Red River, now made redundant. In July 1931, the toll bridge company filed for and received a court ordered injunction against the Texas Highway Commission, citing an alleged, unfulfilled agreement to purchase the toll bridge and pay out the company's contract. The injunction prevented the bridge's opening. Governor Sterling ordered barricades erected on the Texas side. However, neither the injunction nor telegrams from Sterling prevented Oklahoma Governor Murray from issuing an executive order to open the new free bridge by asserting his state's claim to ownership of the land on both sides of the river. He sent workers to destroy the Texas barricades, causing Sterling to respond by sending a couple of Texas Rangers to rebuild the barricades.

 

The situation continued to escalate when Murray ordered crews to block the Oklahoma side of the toll bridge, and traffic flow across the Red River came to a halt. Finally, the Texas legislature granted the toll bridge company the right to sue the state, the injunction was withdrawn, and the free bridge opened. But that isn't the end of the story. The toll bridge company went to federal court to prevent Murray from continuing to block their bridge. The Oklahoma governor's response? Declare martial law and post a National Guard Unit at the sites of both bridges on both sides, prompting Texans to fear an  invasion. Murray led guardsmen across the toll bridge while brandishing an antique revolver, and ordered the toll-booth torn down and burned. The two Texas Rangers inside fled. In August, the guardsmen were withdrawn and the Red River Bridge War ended.

 

Toledo War

A dispute took place over a piece of land called the "Toledo Strip"-where the city of Toledo, Ohio would later be located-which in 1835, gave U.S. President Andrew Jackson a headache by touching off the border skirmish called the Toledo War. The situation was a tad complicated and boils down to: the original surveyors of the land in question made a mistake and assigned it to Ohio when that state's border was created. In 1835, another survey corrected the error and set the land within the border of Michigan (not yet a state but a territory). However, this property became hotly contested because of its location at the mouth of the Maumee River. Canals were planned to connect to the Mississippi River, then a vital commercial artery. A city in that location had great potential for wealth. Hating the prospect of losing a future major trade center, the Ohio legislature called for another survey. This time, the borders were adjusted to no one's satisfaction.

 

Matters boiled up again when Michigan applied to the US government to become a state. Ohio Congressmen managed to block the application and wouldn't budge unless Michigan agreed to revert back to the old boundary line and give up the Toledo Strip. Adding insult to injury, Ohio governor Lucas refused to negotiate, created a county from the disputed land (named after himself), and appointed a judge and sheriff. Michigan governor Stevens promptly mobilized troops and marched to Ohio.During the brief Toledo War, both states were involved more in bluffing and posturing than actual fighting. The Michigan militia arrested a few Ohio surveyors  and officials they caught on the border. They also passed a slightly larger military budget than Ohio in a blatant "mine's bigger than yours" display. Ohio sent militia to guard their interests, though the only casualty was a Michigan sheriff stabbed to death by an Ohio man in a bar brawl, and the only shots fired were over the heads of the "enemy."In 1836, President Jackson ended the Toledo War by proposing to give