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It’s not a willy….its a *****!

Post on the run...live report via iPhone . Quote from the 5-year-old currently in the backseat of my car..

5 year-old - "Mummy, daddy said that he brought us to life with his willy"

Me - "I'm not quite sure what you mean sweetheart, are you talking about where babies come from?"

5-year-old (in an amazingly accurate sarcastic tone) - "Yes. I reckon he must think it's a magic wand or something"

Well enough said. I'm sure that's how most guys view their appendage, but particularly one with Narcissistic Personality Disorder :)

And now I cant park the car cos I’m laughing so much