Ode to the Fanatical Golfer by Kevin D. Rolle - HTML preview

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’Alice In ‘Golf-Land’

Sometimes you may have to work solo…like some lonely isle.
Hit buckets of balls a day….at least ten piles! Keep pushing now…and after a while
You’ll turn that green white…the golfer’s tile!

Your greatest golf game can be found….(even if it’s with ALICE!) She may try to keep it in some fairytale palace.
In the darkest dungeon, or some golden chalice
Fight for what’s your’s…take it with MALICE!

Be strong now….you’re in a ‘transforming mode’ You’ll take your golf game to ‘prince’ from ‘toad’! No short trip here. Take only essential ‘load’ Master territory at the end of the road.

Put him to work…don’t spoil that caddie. Get him to help you…though he may act ‘ratty’! But not unappreciative…”Good job, laddie!” You two can make par say, “DADDY!”

On the ‘rock’ of dedication,…your golf skill you’ll hone.
Lift the weight of persistence….your soul will groan. Your sinews will stretch, your muscles will tone Begging won’t get it. Bank can’t give you ‘this loan’.