Ode to the Fanatical Golfer by Kevin D. Rolle - HTML preview

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Fight On Aisle 12!

So said, so done. (He heard the first ‘bang’) As push came to shove, now in the air hangs The struggle for superiority. (Survival’s great ‘pang’) The ‘strings’ of combat struck. (The aisle echoed TWANG!!

Bad things were spoken. Every four letter word. This was no place for chickens. No place for birds. A vicious atmosphere. A maddening ‘herd’ Fists would now fly. Blood would curd!

This situation, out of hand. It quickly became ‘hairy’ ”Is this STILL worth it?” (Thoughts would vary).
For most, the choice was clear. (Their conscience care-free
”I WANT THE BEST GOLF CLUBS! I”LL PICK THOSE ‘CHERRIES’!”

As punches landed; kiosks thrown…..determination grew firmer. They didn’t even care. (And seemed ‘slow learners’). They’ll see this to the end. (They were no ‘coat turners’). ”Forget the bridge, man!” (The consensus was, “Burn her!”

With determination and true grit, none would cave It was clear to the manager, to golf, they were slaves! More seemed to rush in on every ‘wave’
Is this any way for grown men …(and women)….to behave?