He was tempted to ‘cheat’. (Felt like most folks). And was often caught. (Face sporting a ‘yolk’). Still he tried to pass it off as an elaborate hoax Forcing a falls smile, while in their ribs he’d poke!
The course owner once caught him. (His face turned white). His stomach got queasy. His head got lite.
And felt he could lift off like a wind-blown kite
It wasn’t long before urine appeared at the site!
Now on Humanity’s ‘nose’, he felt like the wart. Fellow golfers all stared, and put him in ‘court’! In mind, some got more drastic, and locked him in a fort!
No sympathy blessed their faces. (They were all tort).
”Unbelievable!,” they thought. “What a miserable wretch!” Everyone, but him, was ticked off. Everyone vex! Some said, “Make sure he doesn’t do that again!” ”Be vigil to catch!”
Others wanted the security guard, right away, to be fetched!
”Throw a few blows! Give his neck a good ring!” ”A few well-placed bumps, would make a good crown’ for this king!”
”Take him by the collar! Give him a good fling!” ”Shake him ‘til he tells the truth! Make him sing!”