His favor, with them, had fallen off a log They clearly wanted to beat this ‘dog’!
Or better yet, make this ‘prince’ to join the ‘frogs’! ’Cause he was clearly the problem ‘cog’!
Though he was at fault, ‘twas not the time to cower Stand up tall, like some mountain tower!
Put on display, your golf power
This was no place for a wall flower!
This ‘road’ today, had come to a ‘fork’
A perilous ‘baby’, from some mischievous ‘stork’! Now sitting back laughing. (Enjoying the mock) Of this strange, and crazy, clueless dork!
The whole scene to it, must have been so tasty Maybe like an evil concoction. (Some tasty pastry). Savoring every ‘bite’. (Not being hasty).
’Cause this was a ‘meal’, it hadn’t had lately!
This situation, it would clearly ‘milk’
Devouring every ‘morsel’, smooth as silk. Amazing how it had such ilk
Out of a safe get away, this golfer, it would bilk!