Too often he’d rescue his ball from brambles From many gators, he’d have to scramble! Forever about these, to others, he’d ramble Most agreed, those stories were long and ample!
’Breaking par’ was quite a puzzle
A tough ‘meal’ to ‘swallow’.(Many bogeys to ‘guzzle’)! Could he FINALLY stop the constant ‘muzzle’? With the word ‘over’, it would take some hustle!
’Par’s defence’ is water-tight. (Like peach fuzz) Others have cracked it. (What a winner does). Looks like around this course, he’d have to ‘buzz’ And put downs from other golfers, he’d have to ‘guzz’!
Why does golf ‘snub her greatest lover’? She rejected him, like sea lion blubber! Not even offering some weak ‘cover’ ”I guess there’s no need for a ‘plea’ to mutter!
He was definitely ‘chained’, like ‘her mutt’
His only ‘treat’, were times he putt!
Was he crazy for taking this ‘treatment’? (Was he nuts)? Perhaps. (But this was HIS kind of rut!