If nothing else, he got a great tan
That’s one of the perks of being a fan. He didn’t know what to do if they were to ban him from this green he called, ‘The Land’.
It was great, because of golf carts, there were ample At other clubs, you may just get ‘trampled’!
Trying to get one, he recalls an example
Of a fight breaking out. (And he left through the brambles!)
To the course manager, he must tip his ‘brim’ For keeping this huge 18 hole course so trim! ”Must take a Herculean effort! (With someone losing a limb!)
However they did it….’twas a slam dunk to him!
It was like they gave this course some ‘bling’! The water hazards sparkled like diamond rings! Even the grass were like emeralds in Spring! This course was definitely, fit for a king!
Everything in it’s place. (Down to the letter).
He heard more improvements were slated. (Even better)! They really had their stuff together!
For life, to this place…consider him tethered!