He’d work this green like a faithful drone
That’s what success called for. (Don’t cry and moan). To believe otherwise, was to wear a ‘cone’! There’s no way around it. (Skills must be honed!)
Golf showed strength and power when ‘swinging the ‘mace’ Yet delicacy through precision. (Like the finest lace). Turn on you instantly. (Your courage shattered like a vase)
This was not unusual. (A typical case).
A good ‘helping’ of golf he wanted. (Use the big ladle). He had a huge appetite. (‘Spread the table’!)
He’d eat as much as possible. (As much as he was able) ’Unending Stomach’, was the required ‘label’!
Unfortunately, more times than not, he forgot to say FORE!!
An important rule, in golfing lore.
Quite a few boaters chased him with oars! They wanted to ‘do him in’ from the core!
It’s too bad he’s such a slow starter
This would improve as he learned to play smarter. (Perhaps stop making decisions flipping quarters!) This was a start. (But he MUST go farther!)