There must be a way to evict this ‘monkey’ (It really made his golf game smell funky!) Not surprisingly, it was stubborn as a donkey Especially fierce. (Old and grumpy)!
Did ‘failure’s belt’ have another ‘notch’? A piece of his soul? A little swatch? And all this happened on ‘his watch’ Prompting him to seek hard scotch!
Was his spine like steel? Or was it floppy? Was he an original? Or just a copy?
The calm ‘lake’ of his soul, was now ‘choppy’ If only his performance could bloom like a poppy.
Too bad he couldn’t peek inside top golfers’ minds. (Just a gander)
To learn their tactics for ‘eating’ a game. (Like bamboo to pandas).
’Cause frustration often raised his dander
(Or when someone used his name in slander).
It won’t be long before this game made him bald Each one of his hairs are soon to be ‘called’ This course would acquire quite a ‘haul’ Pillaging his scalp like an ancient Gaul!