It was easy for golf, this guy, to woo
Time spent on the course, was plenty of proof! It had definitely scored ‘another coup’ ’Smooth talker’, with legendary moves!
Golf made it feel like ‘Eternal May’
A stroll, with his wife, on the shore of the bay. No rain threatening. No skies grey
A great slice of life, with a rich bouquet!
Swinging that club, was an absolute joy! Wasn’t shy about it. (Didn’t try to be coy). Golf was his favorite, most wonderful toy A ‘time machine’, back to the days of a boy!
With this game, he didn’t mind being a ‘glutton’ ’Dining on ‘holes’, like well-seasoned mutton. On rare occasions, he had this game ‘sewed up, and buttoned’
But most of the time, he had to keep on truckin’!
This was when the game seemed a giant. (He the flea). Like his mid-section, meeting a fast-moving knee! To his buddies’ poorly-concealed glee
Bogey after bogey, they didn’t hesitate, to decree!