One of the radio programs broadcast over loudspeakers in central squares.
"From the Skrepetzky Informbureau".
On February 14, 20<radio transmission interrupted by interference> , the State Duma of the Russian Federation approved in the first reading the bill "On the disposal of potential pensioners. The bill provides for the destruction of the national threat that is individuals who have treacherously reached pre-retirement age. The new pension reform will allow our law enforcement agencies to destroy unauthorized potential pensioners, along with contraband European products. Hundreds of new super-technological landfills will be built in the vast expanses of our immense homeland to dispose of potential pensioners, creating thousands of jobs. Remember, citizens - retirees are a threat to our stability. Millions of hungry, beleaguered retirees are destroying our modern economy, undermining our spiritual staples and rocking the boat. Near-retirees are breeding uncontrollably, spreading pockets of contagion across the country. Only by working together can we deal with the ubiquitous enemy. Your relative, friend or neighbor may be a latent pensioner. Always keep this in mind and report suspicious individuals to the local FSB offices.
Together we will win!
The enemy will be crushed!
Victory will be ours!
Hurray, comrades!"