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SOMA | The Meme Dump

JUNE

Malvern Boyz! They’re killers, right? They’re killers, Levon.

LEVON

‘Aint no thang....

SARAH

Magic mushroom gangsters?

Levon shrugs. He moves his baggy shirt to show off his championship belt.

SARAH

I want my belt back, heel.

JUNE

It's absolutely scandalous! Look the story is everywhere. Quote,

The Mycelium declares holy war on rival drug gangs.

Drugcult leader’s influence grows by the night.”

SARAH

Barf.

LEVON

I was just trying to help people.

JUNE

Levon, have you become a witch doctor?

LEVON

Friggin’ gangsta witch.

June thumbs at a tablet computer. An essay appears, featuring images of magic mushrooms packaged in foil, and the nowinfamous hero shot with Levon brandishing the slingshot.

JUNE

Wowsers!