SOMA | The Meme Dump
If they sunk him to the bottom of Lake Ontario, no one would have ever found him.
JUNE
They say the Avro Arrow is down there.
LEVON
Ahhh!
June sighs.
JUNE
Levon. Sorry. I’ve lost my tact. I’m used to letting my brain jump around freely. It’s the Internet’s fault.
LEVON
What are you doing out here, June?
JUNE
Well, I’m still in the garbage business. But we’re targeting smaller niches now.
LEVON
Like those shredder trucks that visit office buildings?
JUNE
Not exactly. We’ve become a lifestyle brand for some of the wealthiest individuals.
June ties off the stitches on Levon’s brow.
LEVON
How do you help them?
JUNE
We destroy the material lives of the rich and discontent. It’s both a reset button for people’s lives as well as the ultimate status symbol.
We help folks burn all their stuff!