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SOMA | The Meme Dump

LEVON

Did you say you had a dream about me?

JUNE

Oh, yes! That was prescient. Prophetic. Visionary.

LEVON

Was it a nice dream?

JUNE

It was a nostalgic dream. We were fishing at Jeremy’s cottage.

Back in high school? We were fishing on his dock and you caught a huge black snake! As you reeled it in, you said “Watch yourself!”

And I said, “It's alright. Black snakes are good luck.” And you smiled. And then the snake sprang up and bit you on the cheek. And you died...

Levon takes a drag from the corncob pipe. He coughs. June pats him on the back.

LEVON

Oh, man. That's not nice at all.

JUNE

It played funnier than it sounds. Like slapstick! You’re always falling and stuff. That’s your thing.

LEVON

Friggin' weirdo. What’s the point of a dream like that?

JUNE

I don’t know. I didn't write it. I just dreamed it.

LEVON

At least you’re thinking of me. June? Can I crash here? Until all this Memeshit blows over?