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SOMA | The Meme Dump

CLEANER

You’re not supposed to be here. You’re not supposed to be here!

LEVON

This is MemeTrade?!

CLEANER

Did your cheque bounce or something? You’re going to screw up protocol again!

The mover hauls the remains of Levon’s portable toilet from the back of the van. The object has been crushed flat. A slimy mix of soil and pulverized Soma mushrooms is oozing from the layers of sandwiched plastic. The mover throws it into the fire pit. The mushrooms and plastic sizzle in the flames.

LEVON

You’re burning the Soma? The frig why?

CLEANER

We’ve probably synthesized the active chemicals. A wild version is untenable!

LEVON

You’re gonna burn everything here?

CLEANER

Incinerators are a new centrepiece of our services.

LEVON

Why?

CLEANER

Why? Why? Because Central Computer says so. It's more profitable to buy and destroy the new products than it is to compete with them.

It’s all standard practice.

LEVON