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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon obeys. He opens the door to the old toilet. The dew drops on the red Soma mushrooms sparkle in the sun. Nick approaches.

LEVON

I got the idea online. I figured with all the dog shit, I could make my own fertilizer.

NICK

Holy Kokomo…

LEVON

Dogs have a weak digestive tracts. So their droppings make for decent manure.

NICK

You eat mushrooms grown in dog shit?

LEVON

Pssh. People will eat all sorts of weird stuff if it gets them high.

NICK

Eh?