SOMA | The Meme Dump
Who are you taking to?
NICK
My assistant.
LEVON
I’m not lookin’ to hurt anyone, you know.
NICK
Look at my fuckin’ leg, LB.
LEVON
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NICK
I guess I got off lucky, though. You could have had a gun. Pop a cap in my ass for busting in on your drug lair, eh?
LEVON
Pssh. I’m just starting out. Just trying to build, like, a customer base?
While I save up spores and mycelium for mass production?
NICK
Mycelium’s a cool word. That should be your gangster name. Your secret identity.
Nick speaks into his phone.
NICK
LeoNard, indie gangster secret identity: The Mycelium. Urban mushroom farmer.
Nick examines the mushroom cluster he found in his house once more.
NICK
So if I ate these I’d get pretty fucked up?
LEVON