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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Nick pinches two dried mushroom caps.

NICK

How about this much? Can I drive?

LEVON

I don’t have any trouble longboarding. They’re really mild... You’d have to eat a whole bag of Soma to take you to space.

Nick crumbles a pinch of the dried mushrooms on his tongue. He hesitates.

NICK

Am I doing it right? Look at this trust I’m displaying. Even after you shot me.

LEVON

Pssh. Just eat it dude.

Nick’s tongue shoots back in his mouth. He chews quickly then shallows. He pounds on his chest like a gorilla. He proudly displays his clean tongue to Levon.

LEVON

Cool.

NICK

Psyched!

LEVON

So we’re cool right? Sorry again about Deltoid.

NICK

He seems fine. I caught him drinking Varsol once. That didn’t phase him either.

LEVON

You won’t tell anyone about this place?