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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon feels the treehouse shaking as the visitors climb the ladder.

Levon buries himself under his hammock, his longboard and Sarah's championship belt. The team of strangers look inside the treehouse.

The Cleaner checks his phone repeatedly.

CLEANER

He must be our guy.

MOVER

Hey guy? Are you the guy?

LEVON

No trespassin’!

CLEANER

Mycelium? You’re not supposed to be here! We’re from MemeTrade.

Iso begins clicking photos of Levon and the treehouse.

ISO

Don’t worry about the photos, Mycelium. We’ll clone out anything inappropriate for your brand story.

MOVER

Dude’s got a Bret Hart poster? This guy’s a joker...

LEVON

Slag off, hater!

CLEANER

Mycelium, we need to move quickly. We’re here to secure your assets and cover your tracks. And we have lots of stops to make today, alright?

Levon peaks out from under the hammock.