Nick stands in MemeTrade HQ soaked with sweat, laughing with a mouthful of roasted meat. He is joined by gleeful coworkers. Deltoid the bulldog serves slices of human flesh from a silver platter strapped to his back. Nick is stabbing the meat with a large medieval dagger, and eating it off the blade. Loud Wagneresque death metal anthems play in the background. Nick puts his strong arm around his dog and pulls it close. He pokes at the meat with his dagger.
NICK
Fear not. Your armour is thick, Sir Deltoid!
LEVON
Muscles? What’s going on?