Credits
I must give credit where credit is due, so here goes:
1. Mike, thanks for suggesting I use the word ‘the’ on page 16. It was a big help.
2. Betty, thanks for bringing that angry little drunk person over to my house. When he took off his pants and humped my ottoman, well that was truly inspiring.
3. Pete, thanks for lending me your name and suggesting that all the characters die terrible deaths.
4. Gonzo, thanks for lending me your personality for the main character.
5. Jen, thanks for having Skype sex with me during the edit. It was a big help. See: no stress!
6. Isabel, thanks for inspiring me to get people to laugh hard enough to fart. You pushed me and it paid off.
7. God, thanks for being able to take a dirty joke. Love ya.