—WEDNESDAY NIGHT NEWS—
Commentator Rachel:
Today’s big news item in the mysterious “placement” of Mr. Hendersen’s car on the island of Barclay Lake. In an apparent late night operation, an undetermined number of . . . culprits . . . did remove said car from its parking space and . . . what can only be described as “magically” . . . transported it to the island.
The unknown perpetrators . . .
And it is at this point that Commentator Rachel stops and looks over to her left where Commentator Sandy is laughing to herself “off camera.” Commentator Rachel then turns back toward the camera . . . and continues.
Commentator Rachel: The unknown perpetrators are still at large.
Commentator Sandy: In other news, today’s edition of
“The Courier” reports that a Mr. John Snyder . . . a math teacher at the local high school . . . accuses the Barclay School of . . . and I quote . . . “Padding their grades.” Mr. Snyder further alleges that the school has a “soft” curriculum and gives its students “weak” exams. Barclay school administrator James Hendersen was contacted by the paper for a response to the accusations and his reaction will be printed in tomorrow’s edition.