Dear Willie,
I am quite a plain looking chap and rarely attract the attention of women. I think I should do something to make myself more noticeable, perhaps a tattoo or piercing as I want to project an image of rugged manliness. Which do you think would be best?
Wes, Memphis
Dear Wes,
There is no need to go the expense of tattoos or piercings as a broken nose will serve you just as well in looking manly. Merely walk up to a largeish chap in a bar and tell him how much you enjoyed his mother the previous night and nature will take its course.
Willie