Dear Willie,
I am Mr George Nduka, Vice President of the Nigerian National Bank. For many years I have been trying to give many millions of US dollars to lucky people in the west, but they choose to ignore my generosity.
They claim that I am spamming them and only wish to scam them for their bank details. This is totally untrue and I have the fraud convictions to prove this. You are a wise man, my good friend, Willie, and I am sure that you can see that I am an honest man. You offer advice and I offer cold hard cash, which in many cases can solve problems, so that you see we are essentially brothers on the same mission to help. Please send me your bank details.
George, Abuja
Dear George,
You sound like a wonderful man to me and I am honoured to call you my brother and would be proud to give you my bank details if I only had one. I keep all my cash in a box under my head and Direct Debit payments consist of my wife slapping me on the head once a month and telling me to pay the bills.
Willie