Dear Willie,
I would like to leave my body to science, specifically my coochie. It has given me great pleasure over the years and it would please me to know that it would continue to be of service to someone after I pass. There must be some poor woman out there who has lost her coochie through some form of accident who would appreciate mine. Is it possible to leave only specific parts of one’s body for transplant?
Nadine, Bremen
Dear Nadine,
There is indeed a great lack of bodily parts available for transplant. However they are expected to be in good condition and it sounds to me that your coochie has seen more than its fair share of action and may not be suitable. In any case scientists have nearly developed an artificial coochie so the need to pass yours on may not arise.
Willie