There once was a boy named David, with his two friends at school, when his teacher called him “one of the best friends” at school. He would often go on a mission, helping his classmates with homework, and get the ball rolling with his friends and family. And while they would spend some time together, when they were out of school, David would tell them he was a boy. But when he came out of college, the whole thing became an obsession.

One day, he took it upon himself to come back to school and to help his friends, and to take over the entire school. In the course of two years, he had a few hundred friends, all of whom were also from the community, who gave him advice on how to get on top of all his other goals, including becoming a “professional” goalkeeper, and an astronaut. As the year went on, David went through a year of work to get a full-time job, earn a scholarship and a couple of orange candies. At first, he wanted blue candies, but soon, after being diagnosed with schizophrenia, he decided it was better for him to take whatever he was being offered. And so, he came to be known as David “Jim.”