One day a Hindi guy named Santa goes to Interview
Interviewer: Let me check your English.
Tell me the opposites of following, Good?
Santa: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go
Interviewer: Ugly (It has Hindi meaning forwards)
Santa: Pichli (It means backwards in Hindi )
Interviewer: Pichli?
Santa: Ugly
Interviewer: Shut up
Santa: Keep talking
Interviewer: OK now stop all this
Santa: OK now carry on all dis
Interviewer: Hey! stop it.
Santa: Hey! Keep going
Interviewer: Oh my Friend
Santa: Oh my Enemy
Interviewer: Get out
Santa: Come in
Interviewer: Oh my God
Santa: Oh my Devil
Interviewer: You are rejected
Santa: I am selected. Wohooo!!