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Few and Simple ways to make a woman happy

How to make a Man Happy

1. Feed him

 2. Sleep with him

 3. Leave him with peace

 4. Don’t check his phone (especially Messages and call log)

 5. Don’t bother him with his movements

 So whats so hard about that?

 How to Make a Woman Happy

 It’s really not too difficult but..

 To make a woman happy, a man just needs to be:

1. a friend

 2. a companion

 3. a lover

 4. a brother

 5. a father

 6. a master

 7. a chef

 8. an electrician

 9. a plumber

 10. a mechanic

 11. a carpenter

 12. a decorator

 13. a stylist

 14. a sexologist

 15. a gynecologist

 16. a psychologist

 17. a pest exterminator

 18. a psychiatrist

 19. a healer

 20. a good listener

 21. an organizer

 22. a good father

 23. very clean

 24. sympathetic

 25. athletic

 26. warm

 27. attentive

 28. gallant

 29. intelligent

 30. funny

 31. creative

 32. tender

 33. strong

 34. understanding

 35. tolerant

 36. prudent

 37. ambitious

 38. capable

 39. courageous

 40. determined

 41. true

 42. dependable

 43. passionate

 Without forgetting to:

44. give her compliments regularly

 45. go shopping with her

 46. be honest

 47. be very rich

 48. not stress her out

 49. not look at other girls

 And at the same time you must also:

50. give her lots of attention

 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself and for her makeup

 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

 But most of all its Very Important to:

53. never forget

 *birthdays

 *anniversaries

 *valentine

 *arrangements she makes.