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Always follow tips from Emergency Service Center

 

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Two hunters are out in the woods of Nallamala Forest, India. One of them collapses because of restless hunting. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

 

 The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services Center.

 

 He gasps, “My friend seems dead! What can I do?”

 

 The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

 

 There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.

 

 Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”