EROTIC
In accordance with Article
25, 2nd Decree, 3rd paragraph of Item 6 of the Sex Act I hereby sentence you to a life in prison – in my bed. No appeal against the sentence may be submitted.
Enter PIN: Enter PIN:*Enter PIN:**Enter PIN:***Enter PIN:****INCORRECT PIN!!! No sex today!!!
Warning! Radioactive message! In normal people it causes blindness, in intelligent people it causes deafness, and in the sexually insatiable, it brings a smile to their faces. Are you smiling?
What has 150 teeth and keeps a tiger caged? My zipper.
You're 60% sure I like you, 70% sure I want to get together, 80% sure I'm in love, 90% sure I want to make love to you, but you're 100% sure it's all true.
Who has made love from love knows such moments when two hearts harmonize in heavenly ineffability. There are 6 stages in an orgasm: ASTHMATIC: oh, oh;
GEOGRAPHIC: here;
MATHEMATIC: more, more;
RELIGIOUS: oh my god;
SUICIDAL: I'm dying:
HOMICIDAL: I’ll kill you if you stop!
It's nice to live, but it's even nicer to be with a hottie to have sex with.
An absolute dominance of positive aspects of your individual is being manifested in my psycho– physic constellation ... to make things simple ... you make me horny!!!
If you know what for and why, then with whom and what is more important than where and when.
I'm a black panther; elegant, dangerous, and cruel. And you are my tigress; seducing, insatiable, and wild. Together, we're elegantly seducing, dangerously insatiable, and wildly cruel.
News from the tax office: good sex will be taxed highly. Man, you're lucky, you'll be redeemed!
Did you know 34 muscles are active during a kiss, 18 calories are wasted and endorphin is released massively into the system? Want to lose some weight?
Hello! I've been calling you for a few days now, but every time I call there’s a response: SUBSCRIBER IS CURRENTLY HAVING SEX, PLEASE CALL LATER!
Pulse: 200, pressure:
190/80, mental condition:
depression, concentration:
gone, desire: immeasurable,
diagnosis: addiction to you,
therapy: sex with you.
SAVE ME!
What do a vibrator and soy have in common? They're both a substitute for meat!!
The goal of every revolution is to ravage the old. The goal of the sexual revolution is to ravage the young.
A good lover is like a detergent. It's quickly activated; it penetrates deeply, leaves no stains, smells nice, and doesn't cost much.
EVENT: a crime; WHEN:
soon; WHERE: your bed;
VICTIM: you; PERPETRATOR:
me; MOTIVE: passion;
SUGGESTION: enjoy;
REASON: urge.
Love is the name, sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game!
Words begin with ... A B C numbers begin with ... 1 2 3 music begins with ... do re mi but fantastic sex begins with you & me!!
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation or do u need a demonstration?!
SEX is like: NOKIA (connecting people); NIKE (just do it); PEPSI (ask for more); SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) & like ME (too good to be TRUE)
I've lost my teddy bear, I have bad dreams, I’m afraid of the dark and I even walk in my sleep ... sooo, I was wondering ... would you sleep with me?