FUNNY
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY! This SMS cost me 8 cents + VAT + 3 min of writing + 40 seconds to send; and when you add all that up DON'T SAY I NEVER THINK OF YOU!!!
An advice: WATCH OUT, a request: DON'T CHANGE, a lie: I DON'T LOVE YOU, a truth: I LOVE YOU!!!
O o o O O o O o o O O o o O O O o o O o O o o O O o o O O o O o o O O o o O O O o o O o O o o O I think your mobile phone just drank a whole bottle of champagne!
This message was sent from space millions of years ago with the purpose of finding the kindest and sweetest person on the planet! Mission accomplished.
A virus is spreading around the world called a smile: oo, I can already see it on your face you've been infected by someone who’s thinking of you!!
I want to tell you something. I don't like you!! But you should also know I've never before in my life uttered such a nasty lie.
Hey . wanna know what I'm doing really well, I'm thinking of you like an idiot and I'm waiting for you to come here and give me a kiss… well…come on…I'm waiting:)
I think it's about time I tell you what they're saying behind your back! AAA, what a booty!
Some people say a kiss is a sin, but if it wasn't legal lawyers wouldn't allow it, if it wasn't sacred the priests wouldn't do it, if it wasn't modest it wouldn’t be shared with the girl’s flowers, if it wasn't abundant people would never kiss.
If you don't send me an SMS in 25 seconds, of which 15 are already gone and if I don't get it in 10 seconds which have already passed you owe me 100 kisses and 24 hours of sex.
Don't despair: if you can’t be a good example you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
Spring is here. Butterflies are doing it, the bees are doing it, and the birds are doing it. Are we going to do it as well? Forget it, humans can’t fly!
Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can't look away from you.
I've been watching you constantly via satellite. Don't believe me? You want me to tell you what you're doing right now? You're reading a message, you’re thinking of me and you have a slight smile on your face. Am I right?
I'm a freelance gynaecologist. When was the last time you had a check- up?
I've been thinking about this for a long time, I think it's time to tell you, ask you; I confess, I’m interested infinitely in how you will accept this and how you'll reply. –HOW ARE YOU?
Old age doesn’t protect you from love. But love protects you from getting old.
The police are kindly asking you to wear dark sunglasses day and night after receiving this message because it’s been found out your eyes have been stealing hearts all over town!!!
What must we do for our sins to be forgiven? First, we must sin.
Hey, listen. I'm in a hospital. Don't worry, it's nothing serious. The doctors found kidney stones, a festering lump in my throat and you in my heart.
You say you love flowers – but you pick them. You say you love the wind – but you close windows to hide from it. And I'm afraid because you say you love me.
I just have to tell you:
l…l…l… I can't say it. Here it comes: l…l...l… It's going to blow you away! Are you sure you can handle it? Ok, here we go. Look behind you!
There's a cannibal hot on your heels.