This adventure is not for everyone. It does contain silliness, more than a normal obsession with the sound a duck makes, inside jokes and an occasional lack of cohesion. At no time were any septapi, platypus, or other semi aquatic poisonous egg laying mammals harmed in the writing of this story. Also, at no time while writing, editing (ha) or pondering what happens next was anyone involved wearing mukluks. So, if you are all good with that this is the story, read at your own risk, believe me it is only semi adjacent to perilous…
“This May very well be the biggest piece of nonsense written since Gertrude and I got our first blender.“
- Dr Matilda Bananapants
“We’ve got wicker, all kinds of wicker, what kind of wicker would you like?”
- Wally from Wally’s World of Wicker